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(Patch)   "You can't take me to jail... I'm a Republican"   (westdesmoines.patch.com) divider line 274
    More: Stupid, Republican, p.f. chang, West Des Moines, Council Bluffs, Officer Chris Morgan  
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2012-10-10 03:42:58 PM
"Authorities were called to P.F. Chang's China Bistro . . ."

Her credibility is now zero: there are much better Chinese restaurants.

Red Lobster is not great seafood cuisine.
Western Sizzlin is not great steak cuisine.
Chef Boyardee is not great Italian cuisine.

They are all just OK, loved by millions.
 
2012-10-10 03:43:12 PM

Headso: After the woman told Morgan she was a Republican, he told her that he couldn't just leave - a statement she reportedly argued, according to the officer's narrative of the encounter. The report said Hunziker kicked, screamed and struggled as Morgan and a backup officer tried to handcuff her and place her in the squad car.

Well it worked in getting her preferential treatment, she normally would have been beaten, pepper sprayed, tasered, and shot with a beanbag shotgun round.


She is white. She was already in the clear.
 
2012-10-10 03:43:15 PM
Hobodeluxe: "typical. both entitled and oppressed at the same time."

The truest sign of a Galt-ian super-man is their victim status.
 
2012-10-10 03:43:28 PM
Woof.
 
2012-10-10 03:43:38 PM

Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne


pictat.com
 
2012-10-10 03:44:31 PM
anongallery.org
 
2012-10-10 03:45:25 PM

Mr. Carpenter: Mimic_Octopus: Mr. Carpenter: Mimic_Octopus: basemetal: Silly lady, you have to be a republican congress person or senator before you are above the law.

a senator and congressperson are not the same thing ? that should have been on your Naturalization Exam my dear foreigner.

All senators are members of congress, not all members of congress are senators.

What they said was not in any way shape or form untrue. Maybe you should hold off on being a snide sack of shiat until you've made sure to actually read and understand what you're replying to.

i did read it doof. and while it is not untrue, it (specifically the "or" in the Weeners) reveals ignorance because anyone that actually knew the senate is part of congress would not explicitly separate it. i bet you 50 cents this guy has gone through life thinking we have congress and the senate rather than a congress comprised of a house and a senate.

You seem to make lots and lots of generalizations. You're making lots of stupid inferences. Well, here's one on my behalf. Because you clearly don't know the rules of capitalization for English, you must therefore be a furinor like you accused the other poster, and consequently inferior by your own reasoning. So goodbye you slimy moronic greaseball. Have fun moving those goalposts.


i guess for all intensive purposes you got me
 
2012-10-10 03:45:29 PM
 
2012-10-10 03:46:48 PM

ChipNASA: "Equal Time"

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Is that Laura Bush's car?
 
2012-10-10 03:46:59 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-10 03:47:08 PM
Drunk person acts like a drunk - must be because of their politics

Crazy person acts crazy - must be because of their politics.

Want to know what's wrong with politics in this country?
 
2012-10-10 03:47:33 PM

FuturePastNow: Just another Teabagger, bunch of self-entitled shiatheads.


i.chzbgr.com

Link
 
2012-10-10 03:47:59 PM
She gets to spend some time with Democrats now.
 
2012-10-10 03:48:27 PM

I alone am best: I remember when Obama was elected people trashing things in the street claiming the police couldn't arrest them because Obama was president now. I also remember them saying they wouldn't have to worry about paying their mortgage or car payment because he was elected.

Did you guys forget about that so soon?


I remember that! I remember how [something stupid from random idiots] was said on a camera or a blog, and it was immediately seized upon with a laser-like focus. The entire pundit-class and opinion blogosphere cranked into action, defending and extolling the laughably moronic [something stupid from random idiots] like it was God's-own patently-obvious truth. Huge media empires spent days and hour after hour of opinion shows and roundtables earnestly convincing us that [something stupid from random idiots] has always been what the founders intended, and was a Real American ideal - that the true patriots already knew the wisdom of it and would take heed. Party officials, elected representatives and their public relations officers rushed in to ensure that their candidate was seen as leading the charge on taking back America and her infallible devotion to [something stupid from random idiots]. Almost overnight it became de-facto party policy, politicians with the temerity to question [something stupid from random idiots] were promptly drubbed out of the party as traitors and appeasers.

Wait ... which party does this again?
 
2012-10-10 03:48:37 PM

simplicimus: Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne

Republican + murder = First Lady for 8 years.Also from wikipedia.
On the night of November 6, 1963, Laura Welch ran a stop sign, causing a fatal car accident that killed her friend in another car.[8][9] The driver of the other car was her close friend and classmate Michael Dutton Douglas. By some accounts, he had been Welch's boyfriend at one time.[10] Welch and her passenger, both 17, were treated for minor injuries.[11] According to the accident report released by the city of Midland in 2000, in response to an open-records request, she was not charged in the incident.[11][12] Bush's spokesman said, "It was a very tragic accident that deeply affected the families and was very painful for all involved, including the community at large."[11] In her book Spoken from the Heart, she says that the accident caused her to lose her faith "for many, many years".[13]


Hmmmm... well, Mitt did manage to kill a passenger in his car while he was dodging the draft on his Mormon 'mission' in France. Does that mean he's already the next president?
 
2012-10-10 03:48:47 PM
I completely fail to see how the ramblings of some drunk equate to a political argument

I declare this thread to be full of trolls
and I'm calling for fire.

....idiots in open, over
 
2012-10-10 03:52:17 PM
i think it's universal. if you ever tell you cop that you can't be arrested for ____, you will be arrested.
 
2012-10-10 03:52:25 PM
THIS IS HOW REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BEHAVE.
 
2012-10-10 03:52:52 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne

[pictat.com image 279x267]


Particularly since I already covered this with my photoshoop
 
2012-10-10 03:54:26 PM

jso2897: Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne

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I've always wondered how that lady became the poster-person for old-school trolling.

/Random image is random, I know.
 
2012-10-10 03:56:08 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: blatz514: Aarontology: When can we just start shooting obnoxious drunks and make the world a better place?

Hey! What did I do to you?!

Oh, you said obnoxious...never mind

What did I ever to to either of you?!?


Falling off the bar stool the first time was funny, now it's getting outta hand.
 
2012-10-10 03:57:40 PM

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?


Actually, 10+ years ago Fark was pretty much infested with maniacs like this woman. Looks like that hasn't changed all THAT much.
 
2012-10-10 03:58:39 PM

muck4doo: She gets to spend some time with Democrats now.


They must be Democrats. It's a mostly white state, and they won't be allowed to vote.
 
2012-10-10 04:00:11 PM

what_now: When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

Area drunk passionate defender of what she thinks the constitution says.


Excuse me lady, but I got buddies who died face down in the muck, so that you and I could sit here an enjoy this Chimerican restaurant. Also, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
 
2012-10-10 04:00:35 PM

natas6.0: I completely fail to see how the ramblings of some drunk equate to a political argument


Clearly, you've never been in a Fark political thread before, then... The quality of the arguments generally tend to be roughly on the level of rantings and ravings of a very drunk and angry idiot...
 
2012-10-10 04:01:18 PM

Mentalpatient87: I alone am best: I remember when Obama was elected people trashing things in the street claiming the police couldn't arrest them because Obama was president now. I also remember them saying they wouldn't have to worry about paying their mortgage or car payment because he was elected.

Did you guys forget about that so soon?

If you confuse South Park episodes with real life: 
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Was gonna say THIS (that), but you beat me to it.

I don't think he remembers seeing that on The News, He may have been half asleep/fully drunk during a South Park re-run...
 
2012-10-10 04:03:07 PM

impaler: "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Where would she get that idea?

Also:
You know who else thought all their countries problems were caused by people who followed a middle-eastern religion?


Everyone? Am I doing it wrong?
 
2012-10-10 04:03:13 PM
See how bad of a deal it is to vote against your own self-interest? The Job Creators™ won't even give you a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card for your troubles.
 
2012-10-10 04:03:14 PM

tnpir: See, this is why I'd make a terrible cop. After spending god knows how long just getting this obnoxious drunk biatch out of the restaurant, her constant screaming, kicking and struggling would result in a nightstick across her face, and investigation from IA, and me out of work.

But it would have been worth it.


Let me know where you live so I can go there.
Cops get away with murder, rape, and everything else just about every day in every place I've ever heard of.
 
2012-10-10 04:03:41 PM

natas6.0: I completely fail to see how the ramblings of some drunk equate to a political argument


Have you been to the "POLITICS" tab?
 
2012-10-10 04:07:30 PM
This thread went south in a hurry.
 
2012-10-10 04:08:52 PM
Being a Republican should be enough to warrent a prison term
 
2012-10-10 04:09:03 PM

sigdiamond2000: Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.


That. Is. Gold.
 
2012-10-10 04:09:48 PM
I have diplomatic IMMUNITY!!!!
 
2012-10-10 04:11:15 PM

impaler:
You know who else thought all their countries problems were caused by people who followed a middle-eastern religion?


Old Testament God?
 
2012-10-10 04:11:50 PM

impaler: "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Where would she get that idea?

Also:
You know who else thought all their countries problems were caused by people who followed a middle-eastern religion?


Atheists?
 
2012-10-10 04:11:52 PM
She makes just as much sense as any republican.
 
2012-10-10 04:14:11 PM

neenerist: What a Charlene Idelle Hunziker may look like while lounging at a police station:

[www.mugshotreport.com image 380x480]


I'd hit it.
 
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2012-10-10 04:15:44 PM

cman: thunderbird8804: BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?

Oooh, I missed one!

/Ignored
//My day just isn't quite complete complete until another Republican hits the ol' ignore list
///Feels good man

Ignoring those who have a different opinion than yourself is a bit defeating. In order for one to grow, one must evolve, and in order to evolve, one must have access to more than just one set of facts.



key words from your own post you seem to be ignoring. facts need to be present. i see none in the original post. care to point them out? looked more like a loaded whiny question to me.
 
2012-10-10 04:17:01 PM

natas6.0: I completely fail to see how the ramblings of some drunk equate to a political argument


i.huffpost.com
 
2012-10-10 04:20:16 PM

grimeystubs: One of the problems with this country is the entitlement society this person seems to think we live in. Want to take odds on the persecution claims if you pointed out that her religion also does not her special.


memedepot.com
 
2012-10-10 04:20:46 PM

LeroyBourne: I have diplomatic IMMUNITY!!!!


Let's see if you have bullet immunity.

/I should totally write movie zingers!
 
2012-10-10 04:21:45 PM

Old enough to know better: Let me guess. Also a proud member of the local teabagger chapter?


Also, I'm sure she would be outraged if one were to suggest that she's racist.

/And that would make you the racist.
 
2012-10-10 04:22:47 PM

Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne


"all the laws of Washington and all the bayonets of the Army cannot force the Negro into our homes, into our schools, our churches and our places of recreation and amusement." - Strom Thurmond (R-acist). Extra points for knocking up a 16 year old black girl when he was 22.


I'm just saying... if you want to starting picking out individual long-time senators and point out their bad stuff... well, its gonna be a long thread full of awful awful things, and it isn't really going to have any winners (as far as D vs R goes).
 
2012-10-10 04:22:57 PM

cman: thunderbird8804: BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?

Oooh, I missed one!

/Ignored
//My day just isn't quite complete complete until another Republican hits the ol' ignore list
///Feels good man

Ignoring those who have a different opinion than yourself is a bit defeating. In order for one to grow, one must evolve, and in order to evolve, one must have access to more than just one set of facts.


I know you're an idiot, but: There is only one set of "facts".
 
2012-10-10 04:23:02 PM

dabbletech: FuturePastNow: Just another Teabagger, bunch of self-entitled shiatheads.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x374]

Link


Sorry, but you're wrong.

People who are entitled, are actually granted things. That's what entitlement means - that something has been granted to them via favor, birthright, legal means, etc.

Self-entitlement is aggrandizement of oneself, assigning more importance or rights than one actually has.

It's exactly the correct word to use, even if you link to an obscure place that also gets it wrong (and is then excoriated by other members of that place).
 
2012-10-10 04:23:44 PM
Republicans and Democrats are the problem not the solution. Johnson or Paul, or not at all!
 
2012-10-10 04:24:16 PM
www.wearysloth.com

Get your hands off me - I'm a senator's wife!
 
2012-10-10 04:24:40 PM
looks like her mom was a drinker as well...

pubs.niaaa.nih.gov
 
2012-10-10 04:27:13 PM

NateAsbestos: cman: thunderbird8804: BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?

Oooh, I missed one!

/Ignored
//My day just isn't quite complete complete until another Republican hits the ol' ignore list
///Feels good man

Ignoring those who have a different opinion than yourself is a bit defeating. In order for one to grow, one must evolve, and in order to evolve, one must have access to more than just one set of facts.

I know you're an idiot, but: There is only one set of "facts".


There are no facts anymore. That's so old school Newtonian thinking. We've gone Quantum, little mass, lots of spin.
 
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