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(Patch)   "You can't take me to jail... I'm a Republican"   (westdesmoines.patch.com) divider line 274
    More: Stupid, Republican, p.f. chang, West Des Moines, Council Bluffs, Officer Chris Morgan  
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2012-10-10 02:37:53 PM
So what was her FARK login?

\P.F. Chang's isn't bad, but I prefer Mark Pi and Jackie Chen
 
2012-10-10 02:38:00 PM

what_now: You know, maybe the fact that you're blitzed at 3:45pm at a P.F. Chang's is the reason you have problems, not Obama.


You people always playing the personal responsibility card...
 
2012-10-10 02:38:04 PM

Aarontology: When can we just start shooting obnoxious drunks and make the world a better place?


Hey! What did I do to you?!

Oh, you said obnoxious...never mind
 
2012-10-10 02:38:08 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: sigdiamond2000: Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.

Chang is a Chinese name, not a Vietnamese name. Maybe the US loses its foreign wars because its practitioners are at least as stupid and racist as you?


Or maybe it's you just wouldn't recognize a joke if it got up on a table, stripped naked, and danced around while singing "all the jokes are here again."
 
2012-10-10 02:38:32 PM
There are stupid and crazy people on both sides. Don't worry Republicans, I won't judge you for this woman's actions. I have my own reasons.
 
2012-10-10 02:38:33 PM
What a "good mother" looks like:

www.mugshotsworld.com
 
2012-10-10 02:38:38 PM

sigdiamond2000: Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.


"We reserve the right to refuse service"

If they asked her to leave and she refused, she was trespassing.
 
2012-10-10 02:39:23 PM

Dog Welder: Or maybe it's you just wouldn't recognize a joke if it got up on a table, stripped naked, and danced around while singing "all the jokes are here again."

cdn1.teapartytribune.com
 
2012-10-10 02:39:49 PM

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?


Most of us seem to be fairly educated, so yeah.
 
2012-10-10 02:40:29 PM
Some animals are more equal than others.
 
2012-10-10 02:40:51 PM
They should have asked her which of the several states she was born in, then sicced P. Barnes on her.
 
2012-10-10 02:40:51 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: impaler: "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Where would she get that idea?

Also:
You know who else thought all their countries problems were caused by people who followed a middle-eastern religion?

The Romans?


The Romans didn't feel that way. They felt that one province was troublesome and they took care of it, but they had enough sense to also complain about all the other barbarians too.
 
2012-10-10 02:42:17 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-10 02:43:30 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Chang is a Chinese name, not a Vietnamese name. Maybe the US loses its foreign wars because its practitioners are at least as stupid and racist as you?


My goodness, fella, the guy couldn't have made the post drip more sarcasm if he tried. He quoted the Big Lebowski, for crying out loud!

what_now: When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

Area drunk passionate defender of what she thinks the constitution says.


Exactly what I was thinking. "I have [perceived] rights, you know!?!? [I am under the baseless perception that] you can't do this to me!"
 
2012-10-10 02:44:52 PM

grimeystubs: One of the problems with this country is the entitlement society this person seems to think we live in. Want to take odds on the persecution claims if you pointed out that her religion also does not her special.


You picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
 
2012-10-10 02:45:43 PM
When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-10 02:46:11 PM
Again... this is what Republicans actually believe

I remember reading the Playboy interview with Rush Limbaugh (90 something, only one he did) where he was asked about jail for first time marijuana users.
His response was, of course, an affirmative.
When the interviewer reminded Limbaugh of his past admission of having "tried" marijuana, and if he felt he should have done jail time, Limbaugh's response,
"No" because "I'm a Conservative".
Limbaugh then yelled at the interviewer for asking a gotcha' question.

I will always remember this exchange in the interview I read because it literally floored me.

/kinda csb
 
2012-10-10 02:46:27 PM
ladies and gentlemen, our electorate!
 
2012-10-10 02:46:33 PM
"You can't arrest me! My dad is Li Gang!" Relevant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Gang_incident
 
2012-10-10 02:46:44 PM
Somewhere, Larry Craig is saying, "Why the fark didn't I think of that?"
 
2012-10-10 02:47:55 PM

RobSeace: When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."


For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!
 
2012-10-10 02:48:47 PM
Spare the rod spoil the republican.
 
2012-10-10 02:49:26 PM

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?


Find a story about a libtard doing something this stupid and farkers will laugh at them too.
 
2012-10-10 02:50:02 PM

Blues Lounger: BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?

Find a story about a libtard doing something this stupid and farkers will laugh at them too.


We're equal opportunity mockers.
 
2012-10-10 02:50:48 PM

sigdiamond2000: Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Thanks, RobSeace for finding this image so I don't have to look it up. It goes well with sigdiamond2000's comment, but the comment lacks "face down in the mud".
 
2012-10-10 02:51:14 PM
The republican base at it's finest.
 
2012-10-10 02:52:50 PM

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?


Oooh, I missed one!

/Ignored
//My day just isn't quite complete complete until another Republican hits the ol' ignore list
///Feels good man
 
2012-10-10 02:53:01 PM
After the woman told Morgan she was a Republican, he told her that he couldn't just leave - a statement she reportedly argued, according to the officer's narrative of the encounter. The report said Hunziker kicked, screamed and struggled as Morgan and a backup officer tried to handcuff her and place her in the squad car.

Well it worked in getting her preferential treatment, she normally would have been beaten, pepper sprayed, tasered, and shot with a beanbag shotgun round.
 
2012-10-10 02:53:39 PM

basemetal: Silly lady, you have to be a republican congress person or senator before you are above the law.


a senator and congressperson are not the same thing ? that should have been on your Naturalization Exam my dear foreigner.
 
2012-10-10 02:54:01 PM
basemetal: "Silly lady, you have to be a republican congress person or senator before you are above the law."

Or talking head. Or business magnate. Or religious leader. Or prominent donor. Or lobbyist. Or beltway insider. Or lawyer. Or banker. Or sufficiently rich. ...
 
2012-10-10 02:55:34 PM

impaler: "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Where would she get that idea?

Also:
You know who else thought all their countries problems were caused by people who followed a middle-eastern religion?


Hassan Sheikh Mohamoud?
 
2012-10-10 02:56:04 PM

karmaceutical: She is going to be talking about this event at an AA meeting sometime in the near future.


God i hope not. Meetings are not the place for politcs although we do get the occasional nut job who needs serious help, but the problem is AA is about being honest with yourself.....

/I see what I did there
 
2012-10-10 02:56:24 PM

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?


Shouldn't you be getting drunk and embarrassing your kids at a P.F. Chang's somewhere?
 
2012-10-10 02:56:25 PM
Aunt Jean?
 
2012-10-10 02:57:25 PM
but I was assured that Democrats were the entitled ones
 
2012-10-10 02:57:53 PM
what kind of real republican would be in a PF CHangs?
 
2012-10-10 02:59:44 PM

Mimic_Octopus: a senator and congressperson are not the same thing ?


nah
 
2012-10-10 02:59:45 PM

thunderbird8804: BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?

Oooh, I missed one!

/Ignored
//My day just isn't quite complete complete until another Republican hits the ol' ignore list
///Feels good man


Ignoring those who have a different opinion than yourself is a bit defeating. In order for one to grow, one must evolve, and in order to evolve, one must have access to more than just one set of facts.
 
2012-10-10 02:59:57 PM
"Equal Time"

lh3.ggpht.com
 
2012-10-10 03:00:51 PM
Sorry, Lady. The "I'm a republican" Get Out Of Jail Free card is only valid in Omaha.
 
2012-10-10 03:00:52 PM
En route to the police station, where she was booked before being transported to the Polk County Jail, Hunziker reportedly said that "she was doing this because she was a good mother."

Yep. My father's only being a good father with his FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Obummer is killing all the penguins!!1! emails he sends to my work account.

/even though he can't be bothered to pick up a phone
 
2012-10-10 03:04:10 PM
This is why I won't go to diner with my dad until after the election even if he offers to pay. It really is sad because I think Red Lobster is still doing all you can eat shrimp and Olive Garden is doing their all you can eat pasta bowl. *sigh*

-Fat, and tired of this election nonsense!
 
2012-10-10 03:04:16 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: She may have turned her daughter into a blue blood democrat


As well as a lot of other people in the room, if they weren't voting Obama already.
 
2012-10-10 03:05:38 PM

fuhldang: FTA - "Charlene Idelle Hunziker, 47"

A coincidence that she's 47? I think not.


amazing, she's also 86 ! zing !
 
2012-10-10 03:06:35 PM

clyph: The republican base at it's finest.


I dunno.

I prefer this lady from a 2010 Tea Party Tax Day protest.

i457.photobucket.com

Because we don't elect Republicans, we don't hear her vote. Her vote is obviously more important than other votes, because she is (an assumed) Republican.

Her candidate lost by 11% in 2010. The same guy got his son to switch to the Democratic Party and run in the primary this past spring.

I just want to say, the behavior of Republicans these past 12 years has placed me solidly in the "Never again will I vote Republican camp". I won't necessarily always vote Democratic, but I cannot in good conscience vote for someone that represents none of my interests.
 
2012-10-10 03:06:59 PM
So the real question is; what did the daughter say to the mother to set her off? Something relatively innocuous like, "I don't know, maybe I'll vote for Obama. He's dreamy..." or something more fun like, "Hey, mom? Look, we need to talk. Here's a glass of wine, relax a little... see, Mom, the thing is... I'm an atheist."
 
2012-10-10 03:07:52 PM
Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne
 
2012-10-10 03:08:06 PM

Headso: After the woman told Morgan she was a Republican, he told her that he couldn't just leave - a statement she reportedly argued, according to the officer's narrative of the encounter. The report said Hunziker kicked, screamed and struggled as Morgan and a backup officer tried to handcuff her and place her in the squad car.

Well it worked in getting her preferential treatment, she normally would have been beaten, pepper sprayed, tasered, and shot with a beanbag shotgun round.


How are they going to kill her dog with a beanbag?
 
2012-10-10 03:09:05 PM

Mimic_Octopus: basemetal: Silly lady, you have to be a republican congress person or senator before you are above the law.

a senator and congressperson are not the same thing ? that should have been on your Naturalization Exam my dear foreigner.


All senators are members of congress, not all members of congress are senators.

What they said was not in any way shape or form untrue. Maybe you should hold off on being a snide sack of shiat until you've made sure to actually read and understand what you're replying to.
 
2012-10-10 03:10:37 PM

dv-ous: So the real question is; what did the daughter say to the mother to set her off? Something relatively innocuous like, "I don't know, maybe I'll vote for Obama. He's dreamy..." or something more fun like, "Hey, mom? Look, we need to talk. Here's a glass of wine, relax a little... see, Mom, the thing is... I'm an atheist."


Mom... you see... in 2008 I went black, and I have no intentions of going back.
 
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