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		"You can't take me to jail... I'm a Republican" (westdesmoines.patch.com)		274
		More: Stupid, Republican, p.f. chang, West Des Moines, Council Bluffs, Officer Chris Morgan

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Counter_Intelligent		2012-10-10 11:02:43 AM

She said she wasn't drunk. Comparing what she said to what other rank-and-file are saying, I'm not inclined to disbelieve her.

/ rolling to disbelieve anyway.

EyeballKid		2012-10-10 11:04:30 AM

"Now, hold up... are you saying that doesn't work any more?"

jchic		2012-10-10 11:17:38 AM

That only works if your Republican AND rich.

oldfarthenry		2012-10-10 11:19:55 AM

Sorry, madam - but being retarded doesn't excuse you from imprisonment.

impaler		2012-10-10 11:34:05 AM

"Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Where would she get that idea?

Also:
You know who else thought all their countries problems were caused by people who followed a middle-eastern religion?

bongmiester		2012-10-10 11:39:37 AM

she sounds fair and balanced to me

sigdiamond2000		2012-10-10 11:42:58 AM

Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-10 11:46:00 AM

impaler: "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Where would she get that idea?

Also:
You know who else thought all their countries problems were caused by people who followed a middle-eastern religion?

The Romans?

what_now		2012-10-10 11:54:55 AM

When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

Area drunk passionate defender of what she thinks the constitution says.

cman		2012-10-10 11:58:20 AM

Drunk woman says something stupid, film at 11

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-10-10 12:06:03 PM

what_now: When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

Area drunk passionate defender of what she thinks the constitution says.

There are days when I think that Re-education Camps are a good idea.

And then there are days when I think that plain old Education Camps are a better idea.

gilgigamesh		2012-10-10 12:12:16 PM

what_now: When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

Area drunk passionate defender of what she thinks the constitution says.

It would be fun to walk into her house, grab a beer out of the fridge, plop down in the best chair in the living room and change the channel she is watching.

And when she complains and tells me to get out, refuse to leave and tell her she should be careful about violating my constitutional rights.

what_now		2012-10-10 12:13:49 PM

The woman's daughter proclaimed her mother "an embarrassment" and walked out of the restaurant,

Yeah, we all have that relative.

Walker		2012-10-10 12:37:06 PM

It works most of the time. We haven't seen this yet for example:
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Because People in power are Stupid		2012-10-10 12:46:46 PM

A witness reportedly told Morgan that Hunziker was drunk and had been bothering other customers with her opinions about the previous night's presidential debate, her support for Romney and her belief that "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Well, Islam does condemn alcohol so maybe she has a point.

Dead for Tax Reasons		2012-10-10 12:51:48 PM

edmo		2012-10-10 01:04:15 PM

Those Republicans are so cute. They actually believe all these problems weren't here four years ago.

basemetal		2012-10-10 01:20:08 PM

Silly lady, you have to be a republican congress person or senator before you are above the law.

Coco LaFemme		2012-10-10 01:23:48 PM

Actually, being a Republican is a pretty good reason to stuff you in a cage, lady. The fact you're a loud-mouthed drunk is just icing on the cake.

Weaver95		2012-10-10 01:31:13 PM

After the woman told Morgan she was a Republican, he told her that he couldn't just leave - a statement she reportedly argued, according to the officer's narrative of the encounter. The report said Hunziker kicked, screamed and struggled as Morgan and a backup officer tried to handcuff her and place her in the squad car.

what a shining paragon of Republican values....

Calmamity		2012-10-10 01:45:32 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: And then there are days when I think that plain old Education Camps are a better idea.

We used to call those "public schools", but the Republicans have pretty much kicked the shiat out of those.

Aarontology		2012-10-10 01:47:07 PM

When can we just start shooting obnoxious drunks and make the world a better place?

Vodka Zombie		2012-10-10 02:20:39 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: There are days when I think that Re-education Camps are a good idea.

Actually, I think they need to be educated before they can be RE-educated.

Pants full of macaroni!!		2012-10-10 02:25:56 PM

She sounds like Presidential timber! HUNZIKER '16!

intotheabyss81		2012-10-10 02:26:10 PM

This is what Republicans actually believe.

rocketpants		2012-10-10 02:26:46 PM

"Drunk lady acts obnoxious, says stupid things"

Film at 11

The First Four Katy Perry Albums		2012-10-10 02:27:35 PM

We call these people "the base", which coincidentally enough, translated to Arabic is al-queda.

BolshyGreatYarblocks		2012-10-10 02:27:59 PM

sigdiamond2000: Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.

Chang is a Chinese name, not a Vietnamese name. Maybe the US loses its foreign wars because its practitioners are at least as stupid and racist as you?

fuhldang		2012-10-10 02:28:44 PM

FTA - "Charlene Idelle Hunziker, 47"

A coincidence that she's 47? I think not.

rocketpants		2012-10-10 02:29:18 PM

cman: Drunk woman says something stupid, film at 11

Note to self,

Step 1: Read thread
Step 2: Submit comment

One of these days I'll learn.

PsiChick		2012-10-10 02:30:35 PM

what_now: The woman's daughter proclaimed her mother "an embarrassment" and walked out of the restaurant,

Yeah, we all have that relative.

I was just gonna go with 'day-um, lady, you're drunk', but I agree with you.

/And it's not always political, either.
//Family. Ain't it grand.

what_now		2012-10-10 02:30:40 PM

You know, maybe the fact that you're blitzed at 3:45pm at a P.F. Chang's is the reason you have problems, not Obama.

drjekel_mrhyde		2012-10-10 02:31:15 PM

She may have turned her daughter into a blue blood democrat

Gosling		2012-10-10 02:31:25 PM

En route to the police station, where she was booked before being transported to the Polk County Jail, Hunziker reportedly said that "she was doing this because she was a good mother."

Remember, son or possibly daughter: laws are only for Democrats.

Weaver95		2012-10-10 02:31:48 PM

what_now: You know, maybe the fact that you're blitzed at 3:45pm at a P.F. Chang's is the reason you have problems, not Obama.

i'm sure this woman will have access to drug and alcohol treatment programs while she's in jail.

3rdtimearound		2012-10-10 02:32:48 PM

Better watch it. She'll be the next Joe the Plumber.

BlindRaise		2012-10-10 02:33:04 PM

Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?

drjekel_mrhyde		2012-10-10 02:33:06 PM

what_now: You know, maybe the fact that you're blitzed at 3:45pm at a P.F. Chang's is the reason you have problems, not Obama.

This

MetryPapi		2012-10-10 02:33:21 PM

Hot Carl To Go		2012-10-10 02:33:41 PM

what_now: You know, maybe the fact that you're blitzed at 3:45pm at a P.F. Chang's is the reason you have problems, not Obama.

Damn right. P.F. Chang's sucks.

basilbrush		2012-10-10 02:34:03 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: sigdiamond2000: Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.

Chang is a Chinese name, not a Vietnamese name. Maybe the US loses its foreign wars because its practitioners are at least as stupid and racist as you?

I honesty didn't think he would get any bites.

Mr.Hawk		2012-10-10 02:34:31 PM

cman: Drunk woman says something stupid, film at 11

What channel!?!

CygnusDarius		2012-10-10 02:35:31 PM

No, you can still go to jail.

Real Women Drink Akvavit		2012-10-10 02:35:31 PM

If she's doing that sort of thing because, as she says, "I'm a good mother", what the hell was she doing out of the kitchen, let alone out of the house?

/was she wearing shoes?
//drinking while preggers?
///if "yes" to the first and "no" to the second, she's a crappy republican female-type creature

crab66		2012-10-10 02:35:40 PM

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?

Shouldn't you be watching Fox News or browsing The Blaze right now? There is fresh propaganda you haven't read yet.

HotWingConspiracy		2012-10-10 02:35:48 PM

This woman is like the spirit animal of Free Republic.

Sin_City_Superhero		2012-10-10 02:36:02 PM

rocketpants: One of these days I'll learn.

Sure you will...

karmaceutical		2012-10-10 02:36:07 PM

She is going to be talking about this event at an AA meeting sometime in the near future.

Don't Troll Me Bro!		2012-10-10 02:36:10 PM

When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

YOUR RIGHTS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT!!!! Take out your pocket constitution. Read it for once.

her support for Romney and her belief that "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Yeah, biatch. Muslims are the cause of our problems. If only there was some solution that would finally solve them.

The woman's daughter proclaimed her mother "an embarrassment" and walked out of the restaurant, the witness said. .... En route to the police station, where she was booked before being transported to the Polk County Jail, Hunziker reportedly said that "she was doing this because she was a good mother."

"Good mother."
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grimeystubs		2012-10-10 02:37:28 PM

One of the problems with this country is the entitlement society this person seems to think we live in. Want to take odds on the persecution claims if you pointed out that her religion also does not her special.

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