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(AP)   If you're a guest in somebody's home watching football, don't argue with him over how long his girlfriend has been in the shower   (hosted2-1.ap.org) divider line 12
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2012-10-10 11:57:23 AM
4 votes:
Unless there's a kitchen in that bathroom, she shouldn't have been in there too long.
2012-10-10 01:08:21 PM
3 votes:

someguy945: dj_spanmaster:
Oh, I don't worry about that. I just walk in on her, averting my eyes, and make sure to courtesy flush when I'm done.

I don't think you know what a courtesy flush is.


Span doesn't usually flush, but when he does it's a courtesy.
2012-10-10 10:57:18 AM
2 votes:

FloydA: Was he arguing that she was in there too long or not long enough? Because that could change my entire outlook on the argument.


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2012-10-10 10:53:39 AM
2 votes:
Was he arguing that she was in there too long or not long enough? Because that could change my entire outlook on the argument.
2012-10-10 02:50:55 PM
1 votes:
Heh...Probably a Packers fan.
2012-10-10 01:50:45 PM
1 votes:
Maybe the guy didn't really come over to see football and felt like he'd been a victim of the ol' bait n' switch? I think we need pics of the gf in question.
2012-10-10 12:10:33 PM
1 votes:
They're leaving out the part where the victim proved he was correct by showing the elapsed time on the video clip...
2012-10-10 12:04:12 PM
1 votes:
Would somebody PLEASE post pictures of what a girlfriend in a shower looks like???!!! BIE EIP....
2012-10-10 11:59:37 AM
1 votes:

dj_spanmaster: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: "Dude, I gotta poop. Tell that biatch to hurry up" is usually how it starts.

Oh, I don't worry about that. I just walk in on her, averting my eyes, and make sure to courtesy flush when I'm done.


If you're going to do that, you have to give her a running commentary. And not just a "okay, poop is coming out", no, I mean a Jim Ross on WWE "BAH GAWD, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A DUMP OF THIS MAGNITUDE BEFORE! MY ANUS HAD A FAMILY! THIS THING IS AS LONG AS A PHONE POLE! PHONE POLE! PHONE POLE!" type of commentary.
2012-10-10 11:51:05 AM
1 votes:
"Dude, I gotta poop. Tell that biatch to hurry up" is usually how it starts.
2012-10-10 11:03:26 AM
1 votes:
Maybe he had to pee.
2012-10-10 10:43:15 AM
1 votes:
Indeed. Don't argue, just go watch and time her.
 
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