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(AP)   If you're a guest in somebody's home watching football, don't argue with him over how long his girlfriend has been in the shower   (hosted2-1.ap.org) divider line 9
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2012-10-10 10:43:15 AM
3 votes:
Indeed. Don't argue, just go watch and time her.
2012-10-10 12:41:48 PM
2 votes:
dj_spanmaster:
Oh, I don't worry about that. I just walk in on her, averting my eyes, and make sure to courtesy flush when I'm done.

I don't think you know what a courtesy flush is.
2012-10-10 11:51:05 AM
2 votes:
"Dude, I gotta poop. Tell that biatch to hurry up" is usually how it starts.
2012-10-10 01:03:18 PM
1 votes:

Fark In The Duck: Would somebody PLEASE post pictures of what a girlfriend in a shower looks like???!!! BIE EIP....


I don't think that works anymore. You'll probably get PIE, and not the kind you'd want to eat.
2012-10-10 12:28:57 PM
1 votes:
I would have just told the weirdo to leave my home, immediately. No "I was just sayin" or "calm down". Just GTFO now and don't come back. What a farking bizarre thing to say to a host. Wondering what the whole story is here. Either 32 year old boyfriend went crazy, or 23 year old guest was being a farking toolbag. Or both.
2012-10-10 12:24:12 PM
1 votes:

DVDave: Dear Abby...


Dear Penthouse Forum....
2012-10-10 12:10:10 PM
1 votes:
She must have that new shower head. Mmmmmmmm.
2012-10-10 11:59:37 AM
1 votes:

dj_spanmaster: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: "Dude, I gotta poop. Tell that biatch to hurry up" is usually how it starts.

Oh, I don't worry about that. I just walk in on her, averting my eyes, and make sure to courtesy flush when I'm done.


If you're going to do that, you have to give her a running commentary. And not just a "okay, poop is coming out", no, I mean a Jim Ross on WWE "BAH GAWD, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A DUMP OF THIS MAGNITUDE BEFORE! MY ANUS HAD A FAMILY! THIS THING IS AS LONG AS A PHONE POLE! PHONE POLE! PHONE POLE!" type of commentary.
2012-10-10 11:03:26 AM
1 votes:
Maybe he had to pee.
 
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