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2012-10-10 10:43:15 AM
Indeed. Don't argue, just go watch and time her.
 
2012-10-10 10:53:39 AM
Was he arguing that she was in there too long or not long enough? Because that could change my entire outlook on the argument.
 
2012-10-10 10:57:18 AM

FloydA: Was he arguing that she was in there too long or not long enough? Because that could change my entire outlook on the argument.


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2012-10-10 11:03:26 AM
Maybe he had to pee.
 
2012-10-10 11:51:05 AM
"Dude, I gotta poop. Tell that biatch to hurry up" is usually how it starts.
 
2012-10-10 11:53:18 AM

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: "Dude, I gotta poop. Tell that biatch to hurry up" is usually how it starts.


Oh, I don't worry about that. I just walk in on her, averting my eyes, and make sure to courtesy flush when I'm done.
 
2012-10-10 11:53:50 AM
5 bucks says alcohol was involved.
 
2012-10-10 11:54:21 AM
This is proof positive that some people are just broken, mentally.

/not the guy who had to poop, the guy who did the stabbin
 
2012-10-10 11:55:36 AM
Was she taking a shower or a BATH SALTS?
 
2012-10-10 11:57:23 AM
Unless there's a kitchen in that bathroom, she shouldn't have been in there too long.
 
2012-10-10 11:59:37 AM

dj_spanmaster: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: "Dude, I gotta poop. Tell that biatch to hurry up" is usually how it starts.

Oh, I don't worry about that. I just walk in on her, averting my eyes, and make sure to courtesy flush when I'm done.


If you're going to do that, you have to give her a running commentary. And not just a "okay, poop is coming out", no, I mean a Jim Ross on WWE "BAH GAWD, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A DUMP OF THIS MAGNITUDE BEFORE! MY ANUS HAD A FAMILY! THIS THING IS AS LONG AS A PHONE POLE! PHONE POLE! PHONE POLE!" type of commentary.
 
2012-10-10 12:01:40 PM

FirstNationalBastard: dj_spanmaster: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: "Dude, I gotta poop. Tell that biatch to hurry up" is usually how it starts.

Oh, I don't worry about that. I just walk in on her, averting my eyes, and make sure to courtesy flush when I'm done.

If you're going to do that, you have to give her a running commentary. And not just a "okay, poop is coming out", no, I mean a Jim Ross on WWE "BAH GAWD, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A DUMP OF THIS MAGNITUDE BEFORE! MY ANUS HAD A FAMILY! THIS THING IS AS LONG AS A PHONE POLE! PHONE POLE! PHONE POLE!" type of commentary.


... but isn't that normal?
 
2012-10-10 12:04:12 PM
Would somebody PLEASE post pictures of what a girlfriend in a shower looks like???!!! BIE EIP....
 
2012-10-10 12:10:10 PM
She must have that new shower head. Mmmmmmmm.
 
2012-10-10 12:10:33 PM
They're leaving out the part where the victim proved he was correct by showing the elapsed time on the video clip...
 
2012-10-10 12:14:03 PM
Dear Abby...
 
2012-10-10 12:24:12 PM

DVDave: Dear Abby...


Dear Penthouse Forum....
 
2012-10-10 12:28:57 PM
I would have just told the weirdo to leave my home, immediately. No "I was just sayin" or "calm down". Just GTFO now and don't come back. What a farking bizarre thing to say to a host. Wondering what the whole story is here. Either 32 year old boyfriend went crazy, or 23 year old guest was being a farking toolbag. Or both.
 
2012-10-10 12:41:48 PM
dj_spanmaster:
Oh, I don't worry about that. I just walk in on her, averting my eyes, and make sure to courtesy flush when I'm done.

I don't think you know what a courtesy flush is.
 
2012-10-10 01:03:18 PM

Fark In The Duck: Would somebody PLEASE post pictures of what a girlfriend in a shower looks like???!!! BIE EIP....


I don't think that works anymore. You'll probably get PIE, and not the kind you'd want to eat.
 
2012-10-10 01:08:21 PM

someguy945: dj_spanmaster:
Oh, I don't worry about that. I just walk in on her, averting my eyes, and make sure to courtesy flush when I'm done.

I don't think you know what a courtesy flush is.


Span doesn't usually flush, but when he does it's a courtesy.
 
2012-10-10 01:21:02 PM
Well, she WAS in there for a while
 
2012-10-10 01:21:50 PM

someguy945: dj_spanmaster:
Oh, I don't worry about that. I just walk in on her, averting my eyes, and make sure to courtesy flush when I'm done.

I don't think you know what a courtesy flush is.


Oh, sure I do. It robs the shower of all the hot water for two full minutes.
 
2012-10-10 01:32:07 PM

mooseyfate: I would have just told the weirdo to leave my home, immediately. No "I was just sayin" or "calm down". Just GTFO now and don't come back. What a farking bizarre thing to say to a host. Wondering what the whole story is here. Either 32 year old boyfriend went crazy, or 23 year old guest was being a farking toolbag. Or both.


I would say that there is probably no iteration of the argument over the length of the shower that wouldn't make repeated stabbing a bit over the top.
 
2012-10-10 01:37:54 PM
Was the beer stored in the shower? As she was in there, was all the sammich makings in there also?
 
2012-10-10 01:42:10 PM

Fark In The Duck: Would somebody PLEASE post pictures of what a girlfriend in a shower looks like???!!! BIE EIP....


what this guy said.
 
2012-10-10 01:48:46 PM
I am assuming he had to urinate and the home had only one bathroom. I don't see the big deal about just entering and taking care of what needed to be done. I have been in that situation before a few times and I have just knocked and said "I need to use the bathroom is that ok?" I have never had any woman say no. It is not like one can see anything through the shower door or curtain. Oh I also give them a warning before flushing.
 
2012-10-10 01:50:45 PM
Maybe the guy didn't really come over to see football and felt like he'd been a victim of the ol' bait n' switch? I think we need pics of the gf in question.
 
2012-10-10 02:07:43 PM
what if it was an efficiency bathroom with toilet and shower in the same space with a drain hole in the floor? Add in if it was a four story walk-up in the city,bathroom breaks can get very interesting.

interesting though.....making poo while in the shower
 
2012-10-10 02:24:55 PM
Don't let the girl give you no foot massage neither.

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2012-10-10 02:50:55 PM
Heh...Probably a Packers fan.
 
2012-10-10 04:19:05 PM

FirstNationalBastard: dj_spanmaster: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: "Dude, I gotta poop. Tell that biatch to hurry up" is usually how it starts.

Oh, I don't worry about that. I just walk in on her, averting my eyes, and make sure to courtesy flush when I'm done.

If you're going to do that, you have to give her a running commentary. And not just a "okay, poop is coming out", no, I mean a Jim Ross on WWE "BAH GAWD, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A DUMP OF THIS MAGNITUDE BEFORE! MY ANUS HAD A FAMILY! THIS THING IS AS LONG AS A PHONE POLE! PHONE POLE! PHONE POLE!" type of commentary.


This is going on my gravestone.
 
2012-10-10 05:34:21 PM

destrip: 5 bucks says alcohol was involved.


How else can you watch overweight, adult men, in tight pants, toss a ball around for 3 hours?
 
2012-10-10 05:58:47 PM

Fark In The Duck: Would somebody PLEASE post pictures of what a girlfriend in a shower looks like???!!! BIE EIP....


Sure, no prob.

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HTH
 
2012-10-10 09:05:54 PM

FloydA: Fark In The Duck: Would somebody PLEASE post pictures of what a girlfriend in a shower looks like???!!! BIE EIP....

Sure, no prob.

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HTH


I guess I asked for that...
 
2012-10-10 11:02:19 PM
Stop being poor and get another toilet.
 
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