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(Newser)   Oops: Governor accidentally promotes phone sex number instead of hotline for information about recent meningitis outbreak. Callers who dialed the mistaken number were greeted by a sexy female voice   (newser.com) divider line 66
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2012-10-10 04:20:42 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Knowing him he probably has some stake in the business



I came here to say this exact thing! First thought that came to my mind when I read the story.

That light bulb headed freak is crooked as a barrel of snakes.
 
2012-10-10 04:24:32 PM

Two16: Governor Skelletor strikes again.


Hey now, cut the guy some slack. He basically disassembled and outsourced the Florida Department of Health, and they're still working on a few minor issues with public health communications. The citizens of Florida are grateful to be getting what they voted for.

/"they" but not this Florida Farker

//as in "me"
 
2012-10-10 05:17:01 PM

ZoeNekros: washington-babylon: ZoeNekros: I worked for the (now closed) west-coast electronics chain Good Guys, who had the wisdom to make their corporate number 800-229-4897, or 800 BAY GUYS (since the office was in the bay area). This gave us employees the opportunity to "accidentally" give out the wrong number to annoying customers, as 800 429-4897. Which, of course, was something entirely different...

/csb

How the fark did you stand working there at all? All the creepy dolls around the place would freak me the hell out.

[media.comicvine.com image 742x800]

LOLWUT? So nutty. I've never seen such a thing--Not at my store, or any of the others in the area that I would occasionally go to for various reasons.

/Sept. 2001 to June 2004, Northridge


Someone didn't get the Child's Play reference.
 
2012-10-10 05:24:18 PM
I'm not necessarily seeing a downside...
 
2012-10-10 05:49:15 PM
Lol...this has happened more than a couple of times this year. I'm starting to wonder
just how many phone sex numbers Rick Scott has on file that he keeps getting them
mixed in with the public service numbers.
 
2012-10-10 06:05:12 PM

washington-babylon: Someone didn't get the Child's Play reference.


Yes and no. It reminded me of Chucky. In fact, it occurred to me that some store manager out there might have decided on a Child's Play theme (or a more general one that involved Chucky), or had a promotion, and so had some of these things whipped up. What I didn't recall was that the original had "good guys" on his shirt.
 
2012-10-10 06:06:07 PM
People still call sex lines? Have they not heard of the webcam?
 
2012-10-10 06:07:13 PM

NowhereMon: Why is it always a phone sex line? There must be an unbelievable number of those things that if you are off by one random digit on a legitimate call you almost always get connected to a sex chat line instead.


Don't forget old numbers that change without warning (NSFW).
 
2012-10-10 07:01:02 PM

prekrasno: People still call sex lines? Have they not heard of the webcam?


that's the only option for guys like me who are too shy to use a telegraph (phone)

dah dit dah dit, dah dah dit dah
 
2012-10-10 07:19:25 PM
The state that made the war in the Middle East again?

Looks like a dick, changes elections like a dick, dials like a dick, and walks into oblivion like a dick...

What is the state of dick?

Underwater.

;)
 
2012-10-10 07:23:34 PM

SoupJohnB: Two16: Governor Skelletor strikes again.

Hey now, cut the guy some slack. He basically disassembled and outsourced the Florida Department of Health, and they're still working on a few minor issues with public health communications. The citizens of Florida are grateful to be getting what they voted for.

/"they" but not this Florida Farker

//as in "me"


And let's be a little nicer to Skeletor. Sure, he created a "perfect" duplicate of He-Man that was blue instead of bronzed tan, and never took over Eternia despite the planet's incumbent royal family being unable to notice that their son Prince Adam was He-Man, even though the "two" were the only ones on the planet with a huge green tiger with yellow stripes. But Skeletor didn't even have eyes, for crissake!
 
2012-10-10 07:42:23 PM

ArcadianRefugee: /also wondering why the second sentence was at all needed in subby's headline


Submitter:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-10 07:43:47 PM

MikeBoomshadow: SoupJohnB: Two16: Governor Skelletor strikes again.

Hey now, cut the guy some slack. He basically disassembled and outsourced the Florida Department of Health, and they're still working on a few minor issues with public health communications. The citizens of Florida are grateful to be getting what they voted for.

/"they" but not this Florida Farker

//as in "me"

And let's be a little nicer to Skeletor. Sure, he created a "perfect" duplicate of He-Man that was blue instead of bronzed tan, and never took over Eternia despite the planet's incumbent royal family being unable to notice that their son Prince Adam was He-Man, even though the "two" were the only ones on the planet with a huge green tiger with yellow stripes. But Skeletor didn't even have eyes, for crissake!


*ka-boom*

"I have the power!"

*ka-bam-boom*
 
2012-10-10 07:44:23 PM

Indubitably: MikeBoomshadow: SoupJohnB: Two16: Governor Skelletor strikes again.

Hey now, cut the guy some slack. He basically disassembled and outsourced the Florida Department of Health, and they're still working on a few minor issues with public health communications. The citizens of Florida are grateful to be getting what they voted for.

/"they" but not this Florida Farker

//as in "me"

And let's be a little nicer to Skeletor. Sure, he created a "perfect" duplicate of He-Man that was blue instead of bronzed tan, and never took over Eternia despite the planet's incumbent royal family being unable to notice that their son Prince Adam was He-Man, even though the "two" were the only ones on the planet with a huge green tiger with yellow stripes. But Skeletor didn't even have eyes, for crissake!

*ka-boom*

"I have the power!"

*ka-bam-boom*


*)
 
2012-10-10 10:28:19 PM
Says DOOOOh!
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2012-10-10 11:09:07 PM
Governor Voldemort strikes again.
 
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