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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   Despite being hit in the stomach with a stun gun, a pizza delivery man refused to let go of his pizzas and surrender them to his would-be-robber   (news-journalonline.com) divider line 32
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2012-10-10 10:44:21 AM  
Dude, it was just Papa John's... it was barely even Pizza. That's nothing to taze someone over, nor is it something to try to save.
 
2012-10-10 10:53:26 AM  
I hope he got a huge tip that night.
 
2012-10-10 10:57:19 AM  
I sincerely believe that the use of these devices has been under-reported by the press and LEAs due to the risk of panicking the public. Murder, rape, robbery, kidnapping, etc., all become easier with stun guns.
 
2012-10-10 10:58:47 AM  
Oh, and cluing in all the other criminals as to how useful they are.
 
2012-10-10 10:59:16 AM  

TheHighlandHowler: I sincerely believe that the use of these devices has been under-reported by the press and LEAs due to the risk of panicking the public. Murder, rape, robbery, kidnapping, etc., all become easier with stun guns.


So you've read my book, then?
 
2012-10-10 11:30:18 AM  
No wonder some pizza places won't deliver to certain areas, because of poor hungry assholes like this guy. The pizza guy always has been and always will be a friend. Don't fark with the pizza guy, asshole!!!!
 
2012-10-10 11:43:54 AM  

TheHighlandHowler: I sincerely believe that the use of these devices has been under-reported by the press and LEAs due to the risk of panicking the public. Murder, rape, robbery, kidnapping, etc., all become easier with stun guns.


FTFY.
 
2012-10-10 11:46:58 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-10 11:48:30 AM  

TheHighlandHowler: I sincerely believe that the use of these devices has been under-reported by the press and LEAs due to the risk of panicking the public.


Yeah, the press/media are always trying to NOT incite panic.

SWINE FLU EVERYONE'S GONNA DIE GO IN YOUR HYPERBARIC CHAMBERS
WEST NILE VIRUS EVERYONE'S GONNA DIE
A MOVIE THEATER GOT SHOT UP...IS YOUR LOCAL THEATER SAFE?

etc.
 
2012-10-10 11:49:21 AM  
He really earned his minimum wage that day.
 
2012-10-10 11:50:31 AM  
Wow. Is there some kind of Congressional Medal of Honor for pizza boys? If so, please give it to this guy. Although I have to say -- if these were my pizzas, dude, just give them up. It's not really worth it.
 
2012-10-10 11:50:54 AM  
The Deliverator takes no guff.
 
2012-10-10 11:55:35 AM  
So what happened to the pizzas?
 
2012-10-10 12:01:35 PM  
I hate my kids for the fact that this is the first thing I thought of

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2012-10-10 12:02:41 PM  

Edsel: Wow. Is there some kind of Congressional Medal of Honor for pizza boys? If so, please give it to this guy. Although I have to say -- if these were my pizzas, dude, just give them up. It's not really worth it.


Now, had he produced the stun gun and said, "give up the pizzas or I'll taze you, bro" they'd be his. But, after the asshole has already tased me hes not getting shiat.
 
2012-10-10 12:05:10 PM  
Two million free papa johns pizzas volts
 
2012-10-10 12:13:35 PM  
I know why he didn't release the pizza. He was waiting to do his scene

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2012-10-10 12:21:25 PM  
How many times can you fail at being a somewhat respectable human being?
First of all, the asshole can't afford pizza.
Second, he can probably afford the dollar menu, but he still orders f*cking pizza.
Third, he thinks tazing somebody is worth the risk for a free pie.
Fourth, he can't grab a pizza from a stunned pizza man.
Fifth, he gets caught after he runs away.
 
2012-10-10 12:27:17 PM  
no Hero tag because Pizza?
 
2012-10-10 12:41:47 PM  
Uncle Enzo's retribution for giving them up would have been much worse.
 
2012-10-10 12:43:03 PM  
Maybe the electricity made his muscles clench and he couldn't let go? Didn't RTA, meh.
 
2012-10-10 01:21:23 PM  
That took guts
 
2012-10-10 02:57:36 PM  

deforge: no Hero tag because Pizza?


As a former Pizza guy I want to say hero. Then part of me says, man, just let that pizza go it's not worth it, and then part of me is glad that asshole didn't get his pizza/
 
2012-10-10 03:23:46 PM  

Invisible Pedestrian: Uncle Enzo's retribution for giving them up would have been much worse.


Yea, it's not something we want to do. I wish him green lights and hot tippers.
 
2012-10-10 03:45:55 PM  
Please don't be, please don't be - damn.
 
2012-10-10 05:35:29 PM  

RepoManTSM: deforge: no Hero tag because Pizza?

As a former Pizza guy I want to say hero. Then part of me says, man, just let that pizza go it's not worth it, and then part of me is glad that asshole didn't get his pizza/


I have no idea what is going throught the mind of someone that thinks stealing a pizza is a good idea.
 
2012-10-10 08:21:06 PM  
mah wallet
biatch

blog.amnestyusa.org
 
2012-10-10 08:33:40 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: mah wallet
biatch

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fark that. Apparently civials can purchase projectile tasers now.

/not an expert
 
2012-10-10 08:44:32 PM  
An old friend was delivering a pie once, when he got hit on the head, and had the $7 pizza stolen.

They left the weapon behind. An $18 package of frozen steaks. Go figure.
 
2012-10-10 09:41:37 PM  
or civilians.
 
2012-10-11 12:36:57 AM  
I used to work in pizza. You take your chances when you take on people who do that kind of work. They're not longshoremen, but they're not Haiku poets, either (most of them). They can definitely put a dent in you, and most of them don't need much incentive to do it.
 
2012-10-11 12:48:04 AM  

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: I used to work in pizza. You take your chances when you take on people who do that kind of work. They're not longshoremen, but they're not Haiku poets, either (most of them). They can definitely put a dent in you, and most of them don't need much incentive to do it.


This one isn't my favourite, but it's up there. Duder gets hits so hard he can't get back up. Just look at the upper body on the pizza guy. Would you want to be within striking range? AND pissing them off?
 
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