TheHighlandHowler: I sincerely believe that the use of these devices has been under-reported by the press and LEAs due to the risk of panicking the public. Murder, rape, robbery, kidnapping, etc., all become easier with stun guns.
TheHighlandHowler: I sincerely believe that the use of these devices has been under-reported by the press and LEAs due to the risk of panicking the public.
Edsel: Wow. Is there some kind of Congressional Medal of Honor for pizza boys? If so, please give it to this guy. Although I have to say -- if these were my pizzas, dude, just give them up. It's not really worth it.
deforge: no Hero tag because Pizza?
Invisible Pedestrian: Uncle Enzo's retribution for giving them up would have been much worse.
RepoManTSM: deforge: no Hero tag because Pizza?As a former Pizza guy I want to say hero. Then part of me says, man, just let that pizza go it's not worth it, and then part of me is glad that asshole didn't get his pizza/
Jon iz teh kewl: mah walletbiatch[blog.amnestyusa.org image 319x389]
Sylvia_Bandersnatch: I used to work in pizza. You take your chances when you take on people who do that kind of work. They're not longshoremen, but they're not Haiku poets, either (most of them). They can definitely put a dent in you, and most of them don't need much incentive to do it.
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