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(Click Orlando)   Restaurant pleads for the return of a 6 month-old goat named Elvis. They worry someone from Chicago may have stolen it in a misguided attempt to fly back and bring it to Wrigley Field   (clickorlando.com) divider line 25
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2012-10-10 11:00:08 AM  
He probably shouldn't have left the building.
 
2012-10-10 11:05:04 AM  
Goat theft trifecta in play.
 
2012-10-10 12:41:01 PM  
It is Florida. Some Cuban probably needed it for their stew.
 
2012-10-10 12:41:52 PM  
$50 on some drunk ass college kids
 
2012-10-10 12:48:04 PM  

abhorrent1: It is Florida. Some Cuban probably needed it for their stew.


Pretty much this. unlikely to be seen alive again.
 
2012-10-10 12:50:38 PM  
 
2012-10-10 12:56:55 PM  
Poor kid.
 
2012-10-10 12:57:58 PM  
Florida restaurants keep livestock on the premises?
 
2012-10-10 01:00:58 PM  

hdhale: This does look pretty tasty though I have to admit...


Cuban food is delicious.
 
2012-10-10 01:01:30 PM  
 
2012-10-10 01:08:18 PM  
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness

Except Michael J. Fox
 
2012-10-10 01:12:00 PM  
Guess they're gonna have to find a new offering for their Sunday special.
 
2012-10-10 01:21:26 PM  

abhorrent1: hdhale: This does look pretty tasty though I have to admit...

Cuban food is delicious.


yeah.. i'd rather eat that than have a live goat around.

/ recently found a butcher who would sell me a whole goat. i definitely want it, but I have no idea what to do with it.
 
2012-10-10 01:36:11 PM  

mikaloyd: Florida restaurants keep livestock on the premises?


Welcome to Florida.
 
2012-10-10 01:37:11 PM  
He's now a hunka, hunka burning goat.
 
2012-10-10 01:48:24 PM  
They don't have my address. I falsified my renewal.


/rrrrruuuubbbbber biscuit
 
2012-10-10 01:49:07 PM  

pute kisses like a man: abhorrent1: hdhale: This does look pretty tasty though I have to admit...

Cuban food is delicious.

yeah.. i'd rather eat that than have a live goat around.

/ recently found a butcher who would sell me a whole goat. i definitely want it, but I have no idea what to do with it.


Buy it, and put it in the back yard, in a cage, with a blanket over it. Make sure to position it's head the creepiest way possible. Then go inside and tell your kids you got a pet goat. Bring them to the back yard, tell them to be quiet to not spook it. Bring them up to the cage, and yank off the blanket saying "here's our new pet!!!"
 
2012-10-10 01:59:54 PM  
I agree with Ron White about skyline chili.

"You didn't tell the Mexicans y'all were having a contest. A Mexican boy can come up here with a goat and an onion and kick your (butt)."
 
2012-10-10 02:00:39 PM  
Great Caesar's goatse!
 
2012-10-10 02:02:02 PM  

mikaloyd: Florida restaurants keep livestock on the premises?


It's a pet. Think of it like a sushi place with a fishtank.
 
2012-10-10 02:28:01 PM  
Goat is good... not a lot of difference between a Lamb and a Goat when you think about it. Hell, when it is seasoned and stewed like that I'd give you $500 if you could tell the difference between Goat, Lamb, or Alley Cat in a taste test.
 
2012-10-10 02:44:16 PM  
Worse headline of the year goes to...
 
2012-10-10 06:01:04 PM  
I don't get the headline.
 
2012-10-10 06:45:12 PM  
Restaurant pleads for the return of a 6 month-old goat named Elvis.

Shouldn't it read "Restaurant bleats for the return of a 6 month-old goat named Elvis."?
 
2012-10-10 06:55:52 PM  

The Banana Thug: I don't get the headline.


It's a joke that hasn't been funny in 80 years. Don't worry about it.
 
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