Mentat: sperm-hunting ovarian anti-rape missiles
xynix: The vast majority of these people are just plain stupid.. They got elected by equally stupid people.I'm not a scientist or anything but it's pretty clear why those guys won the award. Being able to observe changes at the quantum level will allow us to then manipulate things at the quantum level.. Once we're at the level to manipulate and then observe we'll have a viable quantum computing base. From then on it's huge.. Perhaps by 2025 we'll have our first QC processor which will be thousands of times faster than standard silicon processors. Thousands!
JAYoung: Unfortunately for America, even if our leaders don't believe in science, there are plenty of other countries out there that do, and they will clean our clocks in the 21st century if we do not get rid of these idiots.
Mentat: Hey, if Todd Akin wasn't on the Science Committee, how would we fund research into sperm-hunting ovarian anti-rape missiles?
Headso: Maddow has wondered for years how republicans can put such unqualified people on such a committee...
LittleKidLover: FTFA:Maddow's producers played a clip of Rep. Paul Broun telling supporters that evolution and the big bang theory "are lies straight from the pit of hell."
DonQuixote314159: FTFA:Rachel Maddow ripped Republican members of the House Science Committee on her Tuesday MSNBC show, contrasting their science-related comments to the scientists who won the Nobel Peace Prize.They won the Nobel Prize in Physics, not the Nobel Peace Prize, dumbass article writer. /Didn't watch the video, so I don't know if Rachel Maddow made the same mistake
lucksi: USA USA USA
CapeFearCadaver: Mentat: Hey, if Todd Akin wasn't on the Science Committee, how would we fund research into sperm-hunting ovarian anti-rape missiles?Yeah, it's pretty cool what vaginas can do these days...
coeyagi: Qualifications for GOP committeeperson: heart beat
petec: pute kisses like a man:/ farking sriracha cock sauce.you put the sauce where?
pute kisses like a man: well, in their defense, I'm feeling a breakthrough from the magic of farting and the pits of hell right now./ farking sriracha cock sauce.
Dimensio: Funbags: If there is no God, then Ron Broun swearing an oath to uphold the Constitution would be non-binding.Checkmate, Atheists.Are you unfamiliar with the concept of "perjury"?
Fluorescent Testicle: Oh, my Akin thread?[i.imgur.com image 375x500]
AmbassadorBooze: Yadda yadda, government we deserve......
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