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(Chicago Trib)   Ditka charged with another DUI last night   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 29
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2012-10-10 11:27:46 AM  
"Mr. Ditka, have you been drinking tonight?"
"Duh! Beers!"
 
2012-10-10 12:42:49 PM  
C'mon, man!
 
2012-10-10 12:44:56 PM  
Ditka charged with another massive DUI last night

FTFSubby
 
2012-10-10 12:45:23 PM  
Is that Alec Baldwin?
 
2012-10-10 12:47:12 PM  
Dumbass coaches sons trifecta now in play. Andy Reids 2 remaining boys seen eyeballing a syringe longingly to make it happen.
 
2012-10-10 12:47:48 PM  

BKITU: "Mr. Ditka, have you been drinking tonight?"
"Duh! Beers!"


WINNNER!
 
2012-10-10 01:02:56 PM  

BKITU: "Mr. Ditka, have you been drinking tonight?"
"Duh! Beers!"


Yup, that does it. Thread's over folks. Drive home safely. 

/+infinity
 
2012-10-10 01:07:20 PM  
I would think his last name would be good enough for a get out of jail free for life card in that town.
 
2012-10-10 01:18:36 PM  
Nice job, BKITU!
 
2012-10-10 01:26:09 PM  
Even back in the 80s, at Kemper Lakes, he couldn't handle his Coors Light.
 
2012-10-10 01:29:23 PM  
'Ditka or police?'
www.totalpackers.com
'Trick question, Ditka is the police!' Da bears.
 
2012-10-10 01:34:09 PM  
The son of former Chicago Bears Coach Mike Ditka was arrested early Sunday and charged with aggravated DUI after a bottle of Hydrocodone was found in his car early Sunday about a block from his Deerfield home, authorities said.

I'd be aggravated too if I got busted for DUI a block from my house.
 
2012-10-10 01:44:52 PM  
Did Goodell suspend his license?
 
2012-10-10 02:10:32 PM  
/takes a small bow
 
2012-10-10 02:28:36 PM  
Why can't this guy learn to cut back? You know, just have 1 or 22 beers?
 
2012-10-10 03:25:24 PM  

BKITU: "Mr. Ditka, have you been drinking tonight?"
"Duh! Beers!"


You win the thread.
 
2012-10-10 03:56:09 PM  

BKITU: "Mr. Ditka, have you been drinking tonight?"
"Duh! Beers!"


Farking post of the week right there. Flawless victory.
 
2012-10-10 03:59:55 PM  

Saiga410: I would think his last name would be good enough for a get out of jail free for life card in that town.


They dropped the charges on his last one. You sir are correct.
 
2012-10-10 04:11:46 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 'Ditka or police?'
[www.totalpackers.com image 430x320]
'Trick question, Ditka is the police!' Da bears.


Drunk Ditka driving the team bus or Rick Mears?
 
2012-10-10 04:11:56 PM  
i was a chicago bar-tender in the early 90's
ditka and his wife came into the restaurant - standing ovation (*eye-roll/face-palm*)
he sat at the bar for several in just a few minutes
he is very well-to-do white trash
ate a mound of food
paid for NOTHING
tipped like a british student on holiday
 
2012-10-10 04:25:38 PM  
He deserves a caawk punch. or nine.
one for first DUI
and other one for the second.
and and other one for having a stupid accent, and one more for being a farking bears fan.
One more for the stupid mustache.
One more for wearing Vitalis in the 21st Century
One more for general principals.
 
2012-10-10 04:43:02 PM  
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2012-10-10 04:44:42 PM  
DUI? Again?

What a Ditka!!!
 
2012-10-10 05:32:44 PM  
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I'd be getting loaded too,
if my daddy was a limp dicked, boner pill shill.
 
2012-10-10 05:33:19 PM  
It's tough being born a Ditka with a meaty Polish kielbasa between your legs...
 
2012-10-10 06:11:51 PM  
If he'd been butt-chugging, he could have taken the breathalyzer without fear.

eater.com
 
2012-10-10 08:38:01 PM  

BKITU: "Mr. Ditka, have you been drinking tonight?"
"Duh! Beers!"


BOOM!!! THREAD-SHOT
 
2012-10-10 09:33:26 PM  
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2012-10-11 01:39:10 AM  

strapp3r: i was a chicago bar-tender in the early 90's
ditka and his wife came into the restaurant - standing ovation (*eye-roll/face-palm*)
he sat at the bar for several in just a few minutes
he is very well-to-do white trash
ate a mound of food
paid for NOTHING
tipped like a british student on holiday


I have never heard that phrase before...Cheap tipper or generous one?
 
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