BKITU: "Mr. Ditka, have you been drinking tonight?""Duh! Beers!"
Saiga410: I would think his last name would be good enough for a get out of jail free for life card in that town.
Lt. Cheese Weasel: 'Ditka or police?'[www.totalpackers.com image 430x320]'Trick question, Ditka is the police!' Da bears.
strapp3r: i was a chicago bar-tender in the early 90'sditka and his wife came into the restaurant - standing ovation (*eye-roll/face-palm*)he sat at the bar for several in just a few minuteshe is very well-to-do white trashate a mound of foodpaid for NOTHINGtipped like a british student on holiday
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