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(Townhall)   Sick and tired of the race card? Then buy a copy of Ann Coulter's new book, because a white man is obviously the best source of information on minorities   (townhall.com) divider line 169
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2012-10-10 01:32:54 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: no Conservative would ever, ever, EVER do likewise toward Whoremongering Liberal Slutbags?


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Mmmmmmm, yes. I do seem to remember we were talking about Ann Coulter, who referred to Sandra Fluke as being impregnated by Bill Clinton backstage at the DNC and called Fluke's DNC speech a "live abortion." I just want to be clear about this.
 
2012-10-10 01:33:09 PM  
I would rather get a capsaicin laced cactus enema than read anything written by that coont.
 
2012-10-10 01:33:21 PM  
This read less like an opinion column from one of the nation's best known black conservatives, and more like a book report from a 5th grader. "The title of this book is 'Mugged' and the subtitle is 'Racial Demagoguery from the Seventies to Obama'. It is 217 pages long. It is about how liberals try to make you feel bad for saying that minorities are criminals. I give it A MIIIILLLION STAAARS."

Neither Coulter nor Sowell seems to notice that in both the edited and unedited videos of the Rodney King incident, the police are shown SAVAGELY BEATING a perpetrator, not merely subduing him. It doesn't matter if King was a career criminal or had resisted arrest or anything else; they had no justification for doing to him what they did.
 
2012-10-10 01:33:48 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: shhhhh it's ok. If you're a democrat nothing you say or do is ever racist, sexist, or hurtful. And if you say it while demeaning a republican it just shows how hip and funny you are.


Except for how that guy just got called out. In fact, he was called out in the comment you're replying to, so I know you saw it. Are you really going to reply to a guy calling someone out for being insensitive to gay/trans people with a message saying that never happens?

The existence of your comment proves that its contents are false.
 
2012-10-10 01:34:03 PM  
I can't wait for Hollywood to adapt Larry Niven's novel "Protector".

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Just a little make-up and Ann Coulter will be a great Phssthpok.
 
2012-10-10 01:34:13 PM  
Remember, they're not the racists, you're the racist for not admitting you're shiftless and uppity.
 
2012-10-10 01:34:20 PM  

Somacandra: Townhall has finally done it. They've sunk to WND's level. For those of you who have not clicked the link, its nothing but a Thomas Sowell column poorly masquerading as an advertisement for Ann Coulter's new book. Its not even a book review. Just an ad. That's all. It doesn't even pretend to be anything but an ad. I'm guessing they thought that if they get a black man to endorse it, that must insulate Ann Coulter from charges of racism. Its like Thomas Sowell steps in to be Ann Coulter's black friend. See--she can't be racist, since Thomas Sowell likes the book and he's black! Therefore, its OK!


Finally?
 
2012-10-10 01:34:37 PM  
Turns out white men are also best at deciding women's health issues also.

Good thing Ann is not a woman or she would take offense
 
2012-10-10 01:36:16 PM  

thurstonxhowell: In fact, he was called out in the comment you're replying to, so I know you saw it. Are you really going to reply to a guy calling someone out for being insensitive to gay/trans people with a message saying that never happens?


Well there's no hate like the hate liberals have for other liberals. At least I think that's how the saying goes.....right?
 
2012-10-10 01:36:25 PM  

PsiChick: /Honestly, I've wanted to say that about the trans jokes for a while, but I just didn't think there was any point.


The people who would listen are already not doing it. The only people left still doing it are all just assholes who would do something like tell you to "Shake some of that sand out from your bropussy".
 
2012-10-10 01:37:00 PM  
Nice to see the white knights come out for Ann "Man-Hands" Coulter.

And I'm going to assume that it's a bunch of blithering stupidity that tries to gloss over a few centuries (hundreds of years) of slavery with another hundred or so years of purposeful systemic persecution and second-class status, another 50 full of racial profiling, and pretend that "it is all better now".
 
2012-10-10 01:37:03 PM  

Somacandra: Pants full of macaroni!!: no Conservative would ever, ever, EVER do likewise toward Whoremongering Liberal Slutbags?

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Mmmmmmm, yes. I do seem to remember we were talking about Ann Coulter, who referred to Sandra Fluke as being impregnated by Bill Clinton backstage at the DNC and called Fluke's DNC speech a "live abortion." I just want to be clear about this.


Not to defend Mr. Coulter, but I was fantasizing about impregnating Sandra Fluke as well...
 
2012-10-10 01:37:24 PM  

Fart_Machine: Finally?


Admittedly, I don't keep up with Townhall enough to know whether they've run full page columns advertising their contributor's books before. But this is the first one I saw, so I called it :-)
 
2012-10-10 01:40:35 PM  

Cinaed: Nice to see the white knights come out for Ann "Man-Hands" Coulter.


She's human garbage. If she died of ebola tonight, I would thank ebola. That doesn't mean that you calling her that doesn't insult decent people.
 
2012-10-10 01:41:17 PM  

RminusQ: Dear liberals (specifically you yes you white male straight liberals):
Knock it off with the Ann Coulter gay/man jokes. You're actually insulting all gay/trans people, not just by lumping the hateful Ann Coulter in with them, but by implying that their state is one they should be ashamed to be in. You are the very definition of not helping.


So gays and the transgendered are incapable of sometimes being evil hate-filled monsters? Gotta question your logic there Gary.

I do see your other point though, as a male with a functioning penis, I don't want Coulter lumped in with me either.
 
2012-10-10 01:43:40 PM  

Bill Murray said I was weird: RminusQ: Dear liberals (specifically you yes you white male straight liberals):
Knock it off with the Ann Coulter gay/man jokes. You're actually insulting all gay/trans people, not just by lumping the hateful Ann Coulter in with them, but by implying that their state is one they should be ashamed to be in. You are the very definition of not helping.

There is some validity to this. Just call ann a hatemonger - its pobably the most accurate term for her given she posts hate, profits off hate, spews hate, and te only people who actaly defend her are hatemongers in their own right. We've alread got one in here now, and I'm sure there will be more to come.

Besides, there's no hyperbole involved if you call Coulter a hatemonger.


Well said. Golf clap for you.
 
2012-10-10 01:45:16 PM  

thurstonxhowell: That doesn't mean that you calling her that doesn't insult decent people.


This is Fark. There are no decent people here.
 
2012-10-10 01:45:49 PM  

Rann Xerox: Larry Niven's novel "Protector"


loved those books.

When I was working at a grocery store in my 20s, I labeled the yams "Tree of Life Root" for a day to see if anybody noticed.

They didn't
 
2012-10-10 01:47:49 PM  

RminusQ: Dear liberals (specifically you yes you white male straight liberals):
Knock it off with the Ann Coulter gay/man jokes. You're actually insulting all gay/trans people, not just by lumping the hateful Ann Coulter in with them, but by implying that their state is one they should be ashamed to be in. You are the very definition of not helping.


This!
 
2012-10-10 01:48:15 PM  
If the Republicans had more black people they'd play the race card alot more.

Just look at Herman Cain and Allen West. They call their critics racist all the time. Herman Cain said the only reason Jon Stewart made fun of him on the Daily Show is because he's black.
 
2012-10-10 01:48:51 PM  
It's like Ann Coulter takes the entire context and resonance out of history, cherry picks a couple facts that suit her narrative, and then completely rewrites it the way she wants it to be. Something exactly like that...
 
2012-10-10 01:50:34 PM  

CorporatePerson: If the Republicans had more black people they'd play the race card alot more.


They play the race card all the time now. Mitt Romney thinks he'd be way ahead in the polls if he didn't have the misfortune of being born white.
 
2012-10-10 01:51:11 PM  

Bag of Hammers: Rann Xerox: Larry Niven's novel "Protector"

loved those books.

When I was working at a grocery store in my 20s, I labeled the yams "Tree of Life Root" for a day to see if anybody noticed.

They didn't


My favorite is a book he wrote with Jerry Pournelle called Footfall. Read it if you haven't. There's a scene in that book where the President, a random sci-fi writer, and an alien are relaxing in a mud spa, drinking tequila and drunkenly speculating. It makes me laugh every time.
 
2012-10-10 01:55:49 PM  

JerseyTim: RminusQ: Dear liberals (specifically you yes you white male straight liberals):
Knock it off with the Ann Coulter gay/man jokes. You're actually insulting all gay/trans people, not just by lumping the hateful Ann Coulter in with them, but by implying that their state is one they should be ashamed to be in. You are the very definition of not helping.

100% correct.


Meh. 75% correct. Sometimes a joke is just a joke. Like Well-Dressed-Down-Syndrome-Guy. I think that's a little mean, but A, he's just so damned well dressed and somebody took a full blown photoshoot of him sitting in front of a computer. That's just too damned convenient, and B, it's funny as hell.

Mann Coulter isn't annoying because it impugns gay people or transexuals (any more than telling someone that he's so deep in the closet he's having tea with Mr. Tumnus impugns homosexuals) Mann Coulter is annoying because it's like a farking decade old jab at her.

Ann Coulter's role now isn't "pretty blond shill who doesn't have too screechy of a voice", so making fun of her "completely unattractive appearance coupled with an Adams apple that puts Bill Nye to shame and a voice that sounds like Thurston Howell swallowed Isaac Hayes" isn't so relevant. Now she's the "hateful intellectual who has carved out a position as professional troll in an effort to sell books to the lowest common denominator while occasionally making the talk show circuit to plug her latest literary bowel movement."

I'm not sure if there's something nice and concise to use there... maybe I'll just stick with Mann Coulter because calling a woman a man is still insulting to that woman, just as calling a man a woman is insulting to that man.
 
2012-10-10 01:57:49 PM  

CorporatePerson: Just look at Herman Cain and Allen West. They call their critics racist all the time. Herman Cain said the only reason Jon Stewart made fun of him on the Daily Show is because he's black.


Its incredibly disappointing to me that a smart and successful individual like Herman Cain had to go that route. He couldn't sell himself on his merits, instead it was either this bullshiat or '9-9-9' or 'Uzbeki-beki-bekistan'.
 
2012-10-10 02:01:07 PM  

thurstonxhowell: CorporatePerson: If the Republicans had more black people they'd play the race card alot more.

They play the race card all the time now. Mitt Romney thinks he'd be way ahead in the polls if he didn't have the misfortune of being born white.


Good point. In 2008 all the liberals and media people were talking about the historic nature of Obama's presidency due to his race. In 2012 not so much. The only ones I hear talking about race are Republicans. Lately my right wing friends/family have become very concerned about racism against white people. They're all hitting me with the same "white guilt" talking point lately alleging if Obama was white I wouldn't be voting for him again.
 
2012-10-10 02:03:05 PM  

BeesNuts: JerseyTim: RminusQ: Dear liberals (specifically you yes you white male straight liberals):
Knock it off with the Ann Coulter gay/man jokes. You're actually insulting all gay/trans people, not just by lumping the hateful Ann Coulter in with them, but by implying that their state is one they should be ashamed to be in. You are the very definition of not helping.

100% correct.

Meh. 75% correct. Sometimes a joke is just a joke. Like Well-Dressed-Down-Syndrome-Guy. I think that's a little mean, but A, he's just so damned well dressed and somebody took a full blown photoshoot of him sitting in front of a computer. That's just too damned convenient, and B, it's funny as hell.

Mann Coulter isn't annoying because it impugns gay people or transexuals (any more than telling someone that he's so deep in the closet he's having tea with Mr. Tumnus impugns homosexuals) Mann Coulter is annoying because it's like a farking decade old jab at her.

Ann Coulter's role now isn't "pretty blond shill who doesn't have too screechy of a voice", so making fun of her "completely unattractive appearance coupled with an Adams apple that puts Bill Nye to shame and a voice that sounds like Thurston Howell swallowed Isaac Hayes" isn't so relevant. Now she's the "hateful intellectual who has carved out a position as professional troll in an effort to sell books to the lowest common denominator while occasionally making the talk show circuit to plug her latest literary bowel movement."

I'm not sure if there's something nice and concise to use there... maybe I'll just stick with Mann Coulter because calling a woman a man is still insulting to that woman, just as calling a man a woman is insulting to that man.


Or we could just choose to not use gender as a cudgel...
 
2012-10-10 02:04:03 PM  

Epoch_Zero: Bag of Hammers: Rann Xerox: Larry Niven's novel "Protector"

loved those books.

When I was working at a grocery store in my 20s, I labeled the yams "Tree of Life Root" for a day to see if anybody noticed.

They didn't

My favorite is a book he wrote with Jerry Pournelle called Footfall. Read it if you haven't. There's a scene in that book where the President, a random sci-fi writer, and an alien are relaxing in a mud spa, drinking tequila and drunkenly speculating. It makes me laugh every time.


Just be sure you stick to Niven's earlier stuff. His more recent stuff is pretty much pure crap.
 
2012-10-10 02:06:11 PM  

Cinaed: And I'm going to assume that it's a bunch of blithering stupidity that tries to gloss over a few centuries (hundreds of years) of slavery with another hundred or so years of purposeful systemic persecution and second-class status, another 50 full of racial profiling, and pretend that "it is all better now".


or you could, you know, read the book.
 
2012-10-10 02:06:57 PM  

RminusQ: Dear liberals (specifically you yes you white male straight liberals):
Knock it off with the Ann Coulter gay/man jokes. You're actually insulting all gay/trans people, not just by lumping the hateful Ann Coulter in with them, but by implying that their state is one they should be ashamed to be in. You are the very definition of not helping.


Umm,, the headline only calls her a man. It says nothing about her being gay or trans-gender. Perhaps you should have held your response for a headline that actually mentions one or the other? Does saying shes a man give all men a reason to feel insulted?
 
2012-10-10 02:07:07 PM  

colon_pow: Cinaed: And I'm going to assume that it's a bunch of blithering stupidity that tries to gloss over a few centuries (hundreds of years) of slavery with another hundred or so years of purposeful systemic persecution and second-class status, another 50 full of racial profiling, and pretend that "it is all better now".

or you could, you know, read the book.


Why should he spend money to support a hatemonger?
 
2012-10-10 02:08:11 PM  

RminusQ: Dear liberals (specifically you yes you white male straight liberals):
Knock it off with the Ann Coulter gay/man jokes. You're actually insulting all gay/trans people, not just by lumping the hateful Ann Coulter in with them, but by implying that their state is one they should be ashamed to be in. You are the very definition of not helping.


I'd say it's more insulting to men in general.
 
2012-10-10 02:09:18 PM  

Somacandra: Bonus: Maybe you shouldn't assume that everyone making those jokes is "straight, male, white and liberal."


Bonus: Maybe you should stop pretending you don't understand the word "specifically".
 
2012-10-10 02:10:34 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: RminusQ: Dear liberals (specifically you yes you white male straight liberals):
Knock it off with the Ann Coulter gay/man jokes. You're actually insulting all gay/trans people, not just by lumping the hateful Ann Coulter in with them, but by implying that their state is one they should be ashamed to be in. You are the very definition of not helping.

shhhhh it's ok. If you're a democrat nothing you say or do is ever racist, sexist, or hurtful. And if you say it while demeaning a republican it just shows how hip and funny you are.


And if you're a republican, you are perpetually a victim.
 
2012-10-10 02:10:41 PM  

Bill Murray said I was weird: colon_pow: Cinaed: And I'm going to assume that it's a bunch of blithering stupidity that tries to gloss over a few centuries (hundreds of years) of slavery with another hundred or so years of purposeful systemic persecution and second-class status, another 50 full of racial profiling, and pretend that "it is all better now".

or you could, you know, read the book.

Why should he spend money to support a hatemonger?


fair enough. and he/she can just go on assuming what's in the book and attacking coulter for what's she/he's imagining in her/his fevered brain.

please carry on.
 
2012-10-10 02:11:21 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Umm,, the headline only calls her a man. It says nothing about her being gay or trans-gender.


Calling someone who presents themselves as a woman a man is the same thing as calling them transgender.
 
2012-10-10 02:13:04 PM  

colon_pow: Bill Murray said I was weird: colon_pow: Cinaed: And I'm going to assume that it's a bunch of blithering stupidity that tries to gloss over a few centuries (hundreds of years) of slavery with another hundred or so years of purposeful systemic persecution and second-class status, another 50 full of racial profiling, and pretend that "it is all better now".

or you could, you know, read the book.

Why should he spend money to support a hatemonger?

fair enough. and he/she can just go on assuming what's in the book and attacking coulter for what's she/he's imagining in her/his fevered brain.

please carry on.


Or they can go by Coulter's very well known and blatant history of being a hatemonger. Are you trying to deny that blatant history?
 
2012-10-10 02:14:08 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Does saying shes a man give all men a reason to feel insulted?


If calling someone a man (or a woman, or black, or gay, or X) is supposed to somehow be demeaning in-and-of-itself, then it's a dumb insult and people who use it and then turn around and complain about misogyny and racism by Republicans are being hypocrites in that instance.
 
2012-10-10 02:14:48 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Epoch_Zero: Bag of Hammers: Rann Xerox: Larry Niven's novel "Protector"

loved those books.

When I was working at a grocery store in my 20s, I labeled the yams "Tree of Life Root" for a day to see if anybody noticed.

They didn't

My favorite is a book he wrote with Jerry Pournelle called Footfall. Read it if you haven't. There's a scene in that book where the President, a random sci-fi writer, and an alien are relaxing in a mud spa, drinking tequila and drunkenly speculating. It makes me laugh every time.

Just be sure you stick to Niven's earlier stuff. His more recent stuff is pretty much pure crap.


I noticed, as the ringworld saga went from an adventurer discovering the origins of man, into there was once this one guy who found things and now aliens are going to fark for a chapter or two.
 
2012-10-10 02:15:45 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: shhhhh it's ok. If you're a democrat nothing you say or do is ever racist, sexist, or hurtful. And if you say it while demeaning a republican it just shows how hip and funny you are.


The important takeaway here is that the real victim of gendered attacks on Ann Coulter is The Stealth Hippopotamous, threadshiatter extraordinaire.
 
2012-10-10 02:21:26 PM  
Really?

No one?

Fine.

farm3.static.flickr.com

This is all i see when i look at her.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

and this is her Obama-hatin face
 
2012-10-10 02:22:11 PM  

Bill Murray said I was weird: colon_pow: Bill Murray said I was weird: colon_pow: Cinaed: And I'm going to assume that it's a bunch of blithering stupidity that tries to gloss over a few centuries (hundreds of years) of slavery with another hundred or so years of purposeful systemic persecution and second-class status, another 50 full of racial profiling, and pretend that "it is all better now".

or you could, you know, read the book.

Why should he spend money to support a hatemonger?

fair enough. and he/she can just go on assuming what's in the book and attacking coulter for what's she/he's imagining in her/his fevered brain.

please carry on.

Or they can go by Coulter's very well known and blatant history of being a hatemonger. Are you trying to deny that blatant history?


no your honor. i was just calling the person out who was outraged at what he/she imagined may be in the book.
 
2012-10-10 02:22:18 PM  

thurstonxhowell: PsiChick: /Honestly, I've wanted to say that about the trans jokes for a while, but I just didn't think there was any point.

The people who would listen are already not doing it. The only people left still doing it are all just assholes who would do something like tell you to "Shake some of that sand out from your bropussy".


People change sometimes. It depends on whether the group is ready for the change or not. If I'm not the only one thinking it, Fark is probably closer to the change than I thought. That's usually a good thing. :)
 
2012-10-10 02:23:03 PM  
25.media.tumblr.comBREAKING! 25.media.tumblr.com

Professional attention whore says outrageous things to increase her notoriety and sell more books! 
 
2012-10-10 02:23:42 PM  

thurstonxhowell: DROxINxTHExWIND: Umm,, the headline only calls her a man. It says nothing about her being gay or trans-gender.

Calling someone who presents themselves as a woman a man is the same thing as calling them transgender.


WTF? Do cross-dressers exist? There's no middle ground between straight woman and transgender man? If you want to say that attacking a person's appearence is immature then I may agree with you. But to try to paint it as a civil rights issue is ridiculous. No one mentioned gay people or even insinuated that her manly presence had ANYTHING to do with her sexuality in this thread.
 
2012-10-10 02:35:45 PM  

colon_pow: or you could, you know, read the book.


Nah, I prefer non-fiction.
 
2012-10-10 02:37:04 PM  
www.salem-news.com
Ann Coulter - WTF is that dude's problem?
 
2012-10-10 02:45:24 PM  
How many books a year does Mann put out, anyway? Seems like I'm constantly seeing one talked about here.
 
2012-10-10 02:49:18 PM  
Ah, Thomas Sowell. I think he's got nephews. Now more than ever.
 
2012-10-10 02:51:21 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: WTF? Do cross-dressers exist?


Usually, cross-dressers do not spend several decades of their life without a single instance of presenting themselves as their birth gender. If they did, they would generally be considered transgender. Transgender does not mean that surgical steps have been taken.

DROxINxTHExWIND: But to try to paint it as a civil rights issue is ridiculous.


A "being an asshole" issue is different from a civil rights issue. This is the former, not the latter. You might have been clued in to that by the fact that I never mentioned anyone's rights.
 
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