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(Slate)   So...has a dog actually ever eaten anybody's homework? And if so, which dog did it first, and what sort of homework was it? Slate investigates   (slate.com) divider line 11
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2012-10-10 11:50:31 AM
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2012-10-10 01:19:07 PM
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Last Friday our school hosted a fund rasier "Pancake Dinner". We raised $752. I brought the mony home (I'm the PTO Treasurer) and put it in an envelope to make a deposit the next day. We went out to dinner (no way I'd eat pancakes made in an elementary school gym) When we got home we found pieces of money all over the floor. Doofenschmirtz (our dog) tried to say it was the cats, but we knew better. Fortunately, all but $17 of it was accepted for deposit by the bank. I just got back from Target with a metal lockbox.
2012-10-10 10:01:49 AM
2 votes:
The dog ate my sister's homework once

/she had to bake cupcakes for a home ec class
2012-10-10 05:08:04 PM
1 votes:
Once our homework was to make a working musical instrument. I made a flute out of a bamboo stick. My dog ate that.
2012-10-10 04:50:37 PM
1 votes:
My classmate's dog licked her homework. She had highlighted her notes with fruity smelling markers and her dog went crazy and slobbered all over them, smearing the ink until it was illegible.
2012-10-10 03:59:21 PM
1 votes:
When I was in highschool, my dog actually did eat my calculus homework. Prof didn't believe me until I showed him the half eaten Calc book. He let me make it up at least.
2012-10-10 03:50:38 PM
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melopene: My cat ate a paper that I was grading last week. I'd left it on the couch and found it basically shredded the next morning.

I wrote 'the cat did not approve' on it and gave it back to my student, who I think might've cried if I weren't snickering about it so much.

/it was a great paper, dude got an A


My wife actually got to tell several students, 'My dog ate your homework." It was a welcome change from his usual diet of remotes, calculators, and radios.
2012-10-10 02:23:15 PM
1 votes:
I had a student who brought in the top half of her book report. Her pot belly pig ate it.
2012-10-10 12:32:11 PM
1 votes:
Our dog ate a pile of homework that my wife hadn't graded yet. Her third grade class got quite a kick out of hearing that her dog ate their homework.

/Some of the little smartasses tried to use the excuse of "your dog must have ate it" for missing assignments for the rest of the year.
2012-10-10 11:48:41 AM
1 votes:
My dog did pee on my homework once.

/Still turned it in.
2012-10-10 11:13:46 AM
1 votes:
My cat ate a paper that I was grading last week. I'd left it on the couch and found it basically shredded the next morning.

I wrote 'the cat did not approve' on it and gave it back to my student, who I think might've cried if I weren't snickering about it so much.

/it was a great paper, dude got an A
 
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