melopene: My cat ate a paper that I was grading last week. I'd left it on the couch and found it basically shredded the next morning.I wrote 'the cat did not approve' on it and gave it back to my student, who I think might've cried if I weren't snickering about it so much./it was a great paper, dude got an A
DaCaptain19: When I got my (now 7) black lab from the humane society as a puppy, he chewed up my homework ALL the time.I just printed a new copy. De nada.Good 'ol Bailey, you can't help but love the guy. For some reason he didn't chew on furniture at all, but loose items? Among the victims:-Sneakers, OH THE SNEAKERS. One time it was a pair of mine I bought the day before. Gone in 60 seconds.-"Mooshi" pillows. I think that's right, the ones with the tiny balls inside? Yeah, well...those things are MESSY.-The DVD player. I should say "a" DVD player...I don't know how or why.OK I don't need to go on...the list is literally dozens of TYPES of items.
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