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2012-10-10 09:44:30 AM
20 votes:

LasersHurt: How they manage 3 or 4 without it being just dick to dick in there eludes me.


Dude, you don't stand face to face. You stand in a line, face to back, and then when the person up front is sufficiently wet enough to soap up, he steps off to one side, flattens himself (chest first) against the shower wall, and sidles along it until he has reached the back of the line. Then the second person steps up and repeats the process, then the third. It's basically an assembly line approach that mitigates any dick to dick contact. Because, let's be serious, that would be a little gay.
2012-10-10 10:51:31 AM
10 votes:
File > Options > Auto Replace "son" "daughter" > Fap
2012-10-10 09:52:53 AM
10 votes:

Cythraul: What about dick to ass contact?


Well, I mean, come on. There might be some minor brushing of penis against buttock every now and then, but that's more a function of any one individual's, ahem, endowment than anything else. I mean, if you're swinging around a whiffle bat, you might hit something every now and then, but it's not normally a problem as long as you maintain a somewhat respectful distance. Someone very concerned might take the tuck and hold approach, you know, like that Bill guy from Silence of the Lambs, but there is a minor problem there of little cyclops peeking out at the guy behind you the whole time, which, yeah, I guess is a little strange. That would be OK for the guy in the very back, though, I guess.
2012-10-10 10:23:21 AM
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-10 10:43:05 AM
6 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Cythraul: What about dick to ass contact?

Well, I mean, come on. There might be some minor brushing of penis against buttock every now and then, but that's more a function of any one individual's, ahem, endowment than anything else. I mean, if you're swinging around a whiffle bat, you might hit something every now and then, but it's not normally a problem as long as you maintain a somewhat respectful distance. Someone very concerned might take the tuck and hold approach, you know, like that Bill guy from Silence of the Lambs, but there is a minor problem there of little cyclops peeking out at the guy behind you the whole time, which, yeah, I guess is a little strange. That would be OK for the guy in the very back, though, I guess.


This might be the most informative thread I've ever been in, and I don't even have a penis.
2012-10-10 11:31:45 AM
5 votes:
This shower sounds frot with danger!!!!!
2012-10-10 09:55:32 AM
5 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Cythraul: What about dick to ass contact?

Well, I mean, come on. There might be some minor brushing of penis against buttock every now and then, but that's more a function of any one individual's, ahem, endowment than anything else. I mean, if you're swinging around a whiffle bat, you might hit something every now and then, but it's not normally a problem as long as you maintain a somewhat respectful distance. Someone very concerned might take the tuck and hold approach, you know, like that Bill guy from Silence of the Lambs, but there is a minor problem there of little cyclops peeking out at the guy behind you the whole time, which, yeah, I guess is a little strange. That would be OK for the guy in the very back, though, I guess.


Well I'm glad we've established the ground rules and techniques for male group showering. Now I am prepared in case I ever find myself in this situation.

Thanks, Pocket Ninja!
2012-10-10 11:29:28 AM
4 votes:

Representative of the unwashed masses: *walks into thread, looks around*
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*Slowly backing out of thread, emphasis on BACKING out of thread, with no one behind me...*


Well, your hesitance to soap up with some pals explains why you're unwashed.
2012-10-10 11:22:57 AM
4 votes:
www.csmonitor.com


Rhythmic..slap slap slapping- sounds...
2012-10-10 10:58:30 AM
4 votes:

Cythraul: Cyberluddite: Yeah, Abby, you're right of course. This is not gay, not gay at all, and there's nothing sexual at all about a bunch of normal, healthy, athletic teenage boys getting all hot and sweaty and then 3 or 4 of them squeezing into a shower stall together and soaping up their firm, tight, young flesh, as they press their naked, soapy bodies together and help each other wash up those hard-to-reach areas.

"Oops, I dropped the soap--again!!"

I'll be in my bunk.


With how many other guys?
2012-10-10 09:47:04 AM
4 votes:
I thought this was called "football practice".
2012-10-10 09:46:36 AM
4 votes:

Pocket Ninja: LasersHurt: How they manage 3 or 4 without it being just dick to dick in there eludes me.

Dude, you don't stand face to face. You stand in a line, face to back, and then when the person up front is sufficiently wet enough to soap up, he steps off to one side, flattens himself (chest first) against the shower wall, and sidles along it until he has reached the back of the line. Then the second person steps up and repeats the process, then the third. It's basically an assembly line approach that mitigates any dick to dick contact. Because, let's be serious, that would be a little gay.


What about dick to ass contact?
2012-10-10 12:09:42 PM
3 votes:

SueDisco: I have two adult (27ish) male friends who do this, both straight. They've been friends since middle school, and have been showering together a long time. When questioned, they look at us like we're the ones who are completely crazy. One explained it as a holdover from his days as a college soccer player, but I would think that's more of a large group shower thing, not a "Hey, let's jump in this normal sized shower together." They've jumped in the shower (and the tub) together on large group trips as well. Just like the article, we can hear them laughing and chatting in there.

None of us can wrap our heads around it.


But your lips...well, that's another story.
2012-10-10 11:59:47 AM
3 votes:

whyRpeoplesostupid: Javascript must be enabled on your browser to view this site

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Are you posting from your Compuserve account again?
2012-10-10 11:58:03 AM
3 votes:

CheekyMonkey: WHY DO ALL THESE HOMESEXUALS KEEP SUCKING MY COCK?


The same reason all these work sexuals keep sucking mine - we're all hot.
2012-10-10 11:49:09 AM
3 votes:

topcon: I played football for one year in highschool (1990's,) no one ever got a shower afterward, you waited until you got home.. I was in many, many gym classes, and no one ever got showers then, either. I used to go running with friends, or playing raquetball...we never had a group shower.

There's no way that's typical. I'd almost think the letter is fake. Heterosexual male teenagers aren't taking showers with each other at home, in a home-style shower. In my personal experience, as stated above, I never even saw anyone using proper group showers together.

And anyone who goes to a public gym knows, speaking as a male, anyway...who is the one group of people who are always naked in the bathroom? SENIOR CITIZENS. Even when changing stalls are available, like at the gym I go to, and used by everyone else, 75 year old dudes will walk around the bathroom naked. They're literally the only ones that do.


Some parent must have complained about their kid getting bullied for having a small penis.

I went to 3 high schools and got naked in all of them. After practice, all the dudes hit the showers and got naked. Yes.. we made fun of the kids with little dicks, and called all the schlong guys "John Holmes." We didn't snap each other with towels in the ass (maybe that's a swim/dive team thing) or soap each other down. We cleaned off then got dressed.

Oddly enough, the girls' showers were individual with curtains to hide their lady bits. I can only assume this was so they didn't have to show off the strings holding back the gore.
2012-10-10 11:40:55 AM
3 votes:

billybobtoo: High school swim class was no swimsuits for the boys...This was in 1960's. I was gay so it was heaven for me. Plus you could see who had the biggest equipment and compare it to your own. Snapping each other asses with the tips of wet towels....Delightful!


Tell us about the other games you played back in the day, like 'dandy balls,' 'spready legs,' and 'penis-butt!'
2012-10-10 11:36:54 AM
3 votes:

susansto-helit: Pocket Ninja: Cythraul: What about dick to ass contact?

Well, I mean, come on. There might be some minor brushing of penis against buttock every now and then, but that's more a function of any one individual's, ahem, endowment than anything else. I mean, if you're swinging around a whiffle bat, you might hit something every now and then, but it's not normally a problem as long as you maintain a somewhat respectful distance. Someone very concerned might take the tuck and hold approach, you know, like that Bill guy from Silence of the Lambs, but there is a minor problem there of little cyclops peeking out at the guy behind you the whole time, which, yeah, I guess is a little strange. That would be OK for the guy in the very back, though, I guess.

This might be the most informative thread I've ever been in, and I don't even have a penis.


Would you like one?

/not using mine, *sigh
2012-10-10 11:23:33 AM
3 votes:

GAT_00: I'm pretty sure if I was gay I'd be fapping to this thread.


I'm not gay, but what the fark, right?
2012-10-10 11:22:31 AM
3 votes:

susansto-helit: Pocket Ninja: Cythraul: What about dick to ass contact?

Well, I mean, come on. There might be some minor brushing of penis against buttock every now and then, but that's more a function of any one individual's, ahem, endowment than anything else. I mean, if you're swinging around a whiffle bat, you might hit something every now and then, but it's not normally a problem as long as you maintain a somewhat respectful distance. Someone very concerned might take the tuck and hold approach, you know, like that Bill guy from Silence of the Lambs, but there is a minor problem there of little cyclops peeking out at the guy behind you the whole time, which, yeah, I guess is a little strange. That would be OK for the guy in the very back, though, I guess.

This might be the most informative thread I've ever been in, and I don't even have a penis.


Well, should you ever come into possession of a penis, now you'll be prepared!
2012-10-10 09:44:03 AM
3 votes:
fruitfly.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-10 02:38:14 PM
2 votes:

HailRobonia: penile plesiosaur


[GIS penile plesiosaur...]
i3.kym-cdn.com
2012-10-10 12:16:04 PM
2 votes:

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Whether or not your school culture in America dictated group showers after gym class probably has to do more with the relative stigma attached to being uncircumcized than anything else.


cdn3.hark.com
www.wazinger.com
2012-10-10 11:54:00 AM
2 votes:
WHY DO ALL THESE HOMESEXUALS KEEP SUCKING MY COCK?

\can't believe I'm the first
\\sorry, no linkie
2012-10-10 11:45:56 AM
2 votes:

susansto-helit: Pocket Ninja: Cythraul: What about dick to ass contact?

Well, I mean, come on. There might be some minor brushing of penis against buttock every now and then, but that's more a function of any one individual's, ahem, endowment than anything else. I mean, if you're swinging around a whiffle bat, you might hit something every now and then, but it's not normally a problem as long as you maintain a somewhat respectful distance. Someone very concerned might take the tuck and hold approach, you know, like that Bill guy from Silence of the Lambs, but there is a minor problem there of little cyclops peeking out at the guy behind you the whole time, which, yeah, I guess is a little strange. That would be OK for the guy in the very back, though, I guess.

This might be the most informative thread I've ever been in, and I don't even have a penis.


You should get one. They're great.
2012-10-10 11:38:00 AM
2 votes:
Now for something completely ......hetro.....

www.randommindlessshit.com

/and equally made up.
2012-10-10 11:04:30 AM
2 votes:
They also "air dry" after showers by walking around in towels. While I'm glad they are comfortable with their bodies and who they are, it still bothers me somewhat. Am I being a prude in thinking this is unusual or inappropriate?

No dude. Totally normal and not gay at all. nttawwt
relaunch.newnownext.com
Just like this movie is not gay at all whatsoever
2012-10-10 10:56:18 AM
2 votes:

Cyberluddite: Yeah, Abby, you're right of course. This is not gay, not gay at all, and there's nothing sexual at all about a bunch of normal, healthy, athletic teenage boys getting all hot and sweaty and then 3 or 4 of them squeezing into a shower stall together and soaping up their firm, tight, young flesh, as they press their naked, soapy bodies together and help each other wash up those hard-to-reach areas.

"Oops, I dropped the soap--again!!"


I'll be in my bunk.
2012-10-10 09:42:16 AM
2 votes:

SphericalTime: . . . Huh. I'll be in my bunk.

/when did Dear Abby become a gay version of Letters to Penthouse?


About the time they realized that suckers like us would clicky, clicky, clicky such links.
2012-10-10 09:34:44 AM
2 votes:
. . . Huh. I'll be in my bunk.

/when did Dear Abby become a gay version of Letters to Penthouse?
2012-10-11 09:00:11 AM
1 votes:

untaken_name: Real men use straight razors on the shaft.


So do clumsy real ex-men.
2012-10-10 03:47:43 PM
1 votes:

fireclown: Nurglitch: As someone with fond memories of fooling around with his soapy team-mates in the shower after swim-practice, I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

Giggity

Things like that make you sound gay.


Nothing gets past you. :)
2012-10-10 02:51:23 PM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: LasersHurt: How they manage 3 or 4 without it being just dick to dick in there eludes me.

Dude, you don't stand face to face. You stand in a line, face to back, and then when the person up front is sufficiently wet enough to soap up, he steps off to one side, flattens himself (chest first) against the shower wall, and sidles along it until he has reached the back of the line. Then the second person steps up and repeats the process, then the third. It's basically an assembly line approach that mitigates any dick to dick contact. Because, let's be serious, that would be a little gay.


Everyone knows that! The part you missed was with hair washing. Generally the guy in front will get down on his knees and turn around so that the person behind him can help him lather up his hair with shampoo, running fingers through the person's hair from back to front, back to front. Then conditioning with a similar motion and ample application of cream conditioner.
2012-10-10 02:20:37 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-10 01:46:20 PM
1 votes:
thumbs.anyclip.com 

Hurts so good...
2012-10-10 01:08:36 PM
1 votes:

SueDisco: I have two adult (27ish) male friends who do this, both straight. They've been friends since middle school, and have been showering together a long time. When questioned, they look at us like we're the ones who are completely crazy. One explained it as a holdover from his days as a college soccer player, but I would think that's more of a large group shower thing, not a "Hey, let's jump in this normal sized shower together." They've jumped in the shower (and the tub) together on large group trips as well. Just like the article, we can hear them laughing and chatting in there.

None of us can wrap our heads around it.


24.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-10 12:53:22 PM
1 votes:

BullBearMS: CheekyMonkey: WHY DO ALL THESE HOMESEXUALS KEEP SUCKING MY COCK?

Have you even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations you enjoy with your wife-even some that haven't actually happened?

Like a sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that you can't seem to stop thinking about?


I stopped fantasizing about Mark Me$$ier once he left the Rangers.
2012-10-10 12:45:03 PM
1 votes:
is there also a girl and a glass of milk? because then that's just weird.

3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-10 12:23:17 PM
1 votes:

Mose: SDRR: GAT_00: I'm pretty sure if I was gay I'd be fapping to this thread.

I'm not gay, but what the fark, right?

Sometimes, I wish I was.


www.nypost.com

They have parades! Nobody's holding a parade for how I get laid.
2012-10-10 12:22:31 PM
1 votes:
This new Dear Abby is a complete dolt who seems to get trolled all the time. No one does that, and if they did, no, it's not appropriate.

While we laugh and giggle at the thought, and say we would high-five our studly offspring, would it be a good idea to encourage your son, his friend, and their girlfriends to shower together? Not really.

Even without the gay thing, or the straight sex thing, this weird behavior leads to knowing no boundaries and results in those bizarre "Hey, let's haze the the new guy and shove a lamp up his ass" stories that pop up now and then after a drunken college party.
2012-10-10 12:19:43 PM
1 votes:

billybobtoo: i have come around to agree with Gore Vidal on the topic/word gay...

Actually, there is no such thing as a homosexual person, any more than there is such a thing as a heterosexual person. The words are adjectives describing sexual acts, not people. The sexual acts are entirely normal; if they were not, no one would perform them.


Yeah, I can't really agree with that because it's too easily extrapolated to include eating human flesh white/after slaughtering and having sex with their corpse.
2012-10-10 12:17:56 PM
1 votes:

Mark Ratner: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Whether or not your school culture in America dictated group showers after gym class probably has to do more with the relative stigma attached to being uncircumcized than anything else.

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[www.wazinger.com image 292x414]


"A taste like roasted corn." Well, that answers that question.
2012-10-10 12:15:40 PM
1 votes:

Cythraul: It's a family guy reference of an elderly gay man telling a young kid about all the games they played in 'his day'


i have come around to agree with Gore Vidal on the topic/word gay...



Actually, there is no such thing as a homosexual person, any more than there is such a thing as a heterosexual person. The words are adjectives describing sexual acts, not people. The sexual acts are entirely normal; if they were not, no one would perform them.
2012-10-10 12:15:15 PM
1 votes:
You can't really say that you are a straight male that is comfortable with your own sexuality unless you can suck off a guy and just shrug it off
2012-10-10 12:14:43 PM
1 votes:
FTFA:
"Is it possible they take after their mother"

Abby,
Yes! In fact, it is likely. She seems to enjoy showering in a group of young, teenage boys as well. Thank you for clearing this up.

-stumped
2012-10-10 12:13:31 PM
1 votes:

Jument: I'm not going to RTFA because my first thought was that the kids in question were female and I don't want to ruin the fantasy.

/for guys it's completely 100% gay, yeah
//gayer than gay
///maximal gayness


Fark headline: "Dear Abby: Should I be worried that my teenage sons enjoy taking group showers with their friends?"

You have a really lax definition of the word "son," don't you?
2012-10-10 12:06:26 PM
1 votes:
FTA:

DEAR STUMPED: ......Is it possible that they take after their mother?



Um, does she mean "take after" as in "like weeners too"?
2012-10-10 12:02:39 PM
1 votes:

topcon: rudemix: topcon: rudemix: topcon: I played football for one year in highschool (1990's,) no one ever got a shower afterward, you waited until you got home.. I was in many, many gym classes, and no one ever got showers then, either. I used to go running with friends, or playing raquetball...we never had a group shower.

There's no way that's typical. I'd almost think the letter is fake. Heterosexual male teenagers aren't taking showers with each other at home, in a home-style shower. In my personal experience, as stated above, I never even saw anyone using proper group showers together.

And anyone who goes to a public gym knows, speaking as a male, anyway...who is the one group of people who are always naked in the bathroom? SENIOR CITIZENS. Even when changing stalls are available, like at the gym I go to, and used by everyone else, 75 year old dudes will walk around the bathroom naked. They're literally the only ones that do.

Well, if every personal experience you've had runs contrary to the article, it's probably safe to say it's not happening anywhere in the known universe.

Do you really think teenage boys are taking showers together AT HOME three or four to a shower together? Really? Is the fact that it's ludicrous and probably fake ruining your fantasy?

It's not my fantasy, but I'm not so opposed to the thought of it that I rely on every personal experience I've had to nay say it happening at all. Are you not aware of a changing world for young people out there? Where young girls routinely play at lesbian at parties and other public places and share the pictures. Who is to say these guys aren't just shrugging off long standing public freak out of 'ERMAGERHD TEHYRE GAY' because they aren't and if they were it wouldn't matter anyway? You can believe that the world is as sterile and pure as the life you've lived, compared to the life it sounds like you work hard to deny yourself, but young people are going to prove to your belief isn't founded in curre ...


I'm not sure what type of person you assume I am, but seeing how your original sentiment was all assumption I'm not surprised you assumed. Look, it's the internet, and we could follow a long tradition of arguing with absolutely no change in either person's opinion of the other's after it all, or we could just choose to go our separate ways. I will return to a world where I believe humans are capable of just about anything if given the opportunity, and while their actions may be at odds with society, it isn't at odds with humans doing just about anything that we can think of to do. You can return to the world where it's just like it was when you played football for one season in the 90s and never changes or has something odd happen.
2012-10-10 11:59:28 AM
1 votes:

Walker: Shazam999: topcon: I played football for one year in highschool (1990's,) no one ever got a shower afterward, you waited until you got home.. I was in many, many gym classes, and no one ever got showers then, either. I used to go running with friends, or playing raquetball...we never had a group shower.

There's no way that's typical. I'd almost think the letter is fake. Heterosexual male teenagers aren't taking showers with each other at home, in a home-style shower. In my personal experience, as stated above, I never even saw anyone using proper group showers together.

And anyone who goes to a public gym knows, speaking as a male, anyway...who is the one group of people who are always naked in the bathroom? SENIOR CITIZENS. Even when changing stalls are available, like at the gym I go to, and used by everyone else, 75 year old dudes will walk around the bathroom naked. They're literally the only ones that do.

Hmm, well, at the gym I used to go to, there was a high school swim team that practiced in the morning, and it was a naked-fest in the shower room after they were done.

Go on....and please provide the address of this gym.


It's Talisman Centre in Calgary. Have at them.
2012-10-10 11:54:58 AM
1 votes:
Ah, group showers in high school gym. Where I had my first homoerotic encounter at 14!

I miss that gym coach.
2012-10-10 11:49:28 AM
1 votes:

billybobtoo: Cythraul: Tell us about the other games you played back in the day, like 'dandy balls,' 'spready legs,' and 'penis-butt!'

Are those Southern regional games? The only games I played in high school was parchisi.


It's a family guy reference of an elderly gay man telling a young kid about all the games they played in 'his day'
2012-10-10 11:47:43 AM
1 votes:

Spazmojack: susansto-helit: Pocket Ninja: Cythraul: What about dick to ass contact?

Well, I mean, come on. There might be some minor brushing of penis against buttock every now and then, but that's more a function of any one individual's, ahem, endowment than anything else. I mean, if you're swinging around a whiffle bat, you might hit something every now and then, but it's not normally a problem as long as you maintain a somewhat respectful distance. Someone very concerned might take the tuck and hold approach, you know, like that Bill guy from Silence of the Lambs, but there is a minor problem there of little cyclops peeking out at the guy behind you the whole time, which, yeah, I guess is a little strange. That would be OK for the guy in the very back, though, I guess.

This might be the most informative thread I've ever been in, and I don't even have a penis.

You should get one. They're great.


They really are.
2012-10-10 11:47:09 AM
1 votes:

rudemix: topcon: rudemix: topcon: I played football for one year in highschool (1990's,) no one ever got a shower afterward, you waited until you got home.. I was in many, many gym classes, and no one ever got showers then, either. I used to go running with friends, or playing raquetball...we never had a group shower.

There's no way that's typical. I'd almost think the letter is fake. Heterosexual male teenagers aren't taking showers with each other at home, in a home-style shower. In my personal experience, as stated above, I never even saw anyone using proper group showers together.

And anyone who goes to a public gym knows, speaking as a male, anyway...who is the one group of people who are always naked in the bathroom? SENIOR CITIZENS. Even when changing stalls are available, like at the gym I go to, and used by everyone else, 75 year old dudes will walk around the bathroom naked. They're literally the only ones that do.

Well, if every personal experience you've had runs contrary to the article, it's probably safe to say it's not happening anywhere in the known universe.

Do you really think teenage boys are taking showers together AT HOME three or four to a shower together? Really? Is the fact that it's ludicrous and probably fake ruining your fantasy?

It's not my fantasy, but I'm not so opposed to the thought of it that I rely on every personal experience I've had to nay say it happening at all. Are you not aware of a changing world for young people out there? Where young girls routinely play at lesbian at parties and other public places and share the pictures. Who is to say these guys aren't just shrugging off long standing public freak out of 'ERMAGERHD TEHYRE GAY' because they aren't and if they were it wouldn't matter anyway? You can believe that the world is as sterile and pure as the life you've lived, compared to the life it sounds like you work hard to deny yourself, but young people are going to prove to your belief isn't founded in current day re ...


Oh, now I know what kind of person I'm talking to.
2012-10-10 11:46:18 AM
1 votes:

SueDisco: I have two adult (27ish) male friends who do this, both straight. They've been friends since middle school, and have been showering together a long time. When questioned, they look at us like we're the ones who are completely crazy. One explained it as a holdover from his days as a college soccer player, but I would think that's more of a large group shower thing, not a "Hey, let's jump in this normal sized shower together." They've jumped in the shower (and the tub) together on large group trips as well. Just like the article, we can hear them laughing and chatting in there.

None of us can wrap our heads around it.


They are gay.
2012-10-10 11:41:38 AM
1 votes:
FTA: In Kentucky

I think we found the problem.
2012-10-10 11:39:20 AM
1 votes:
High school swim class was no swimsuits for the boys...This was in 1960's. I was gay so it was heaven for me. Plus you could see who had the biggest equipment and compare it to your own. Snapping each other asses with the tips of wet towels....Delightful!
2012-10-10 11:32:27 AM
1 votes:

Representative of the unwashed masses: *walks into thread, looks around*
.
.
.
.
.
.
*Slowly backing out of thread, emphasis on BACKING out of thread, with no one behind me...*


I was going to post a pic of young men showering together with the caption, "Don't leave. Come and shower with us!" But finding a g-rated pic of that subject is pretty much impossible.
2012-10-10 11:19:29 AM
1 votes:
As someone with fond memories of fooling around with his soapy team-mates in the shower after swim-practice, I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

Giggity
2012-10-10 11:00:48 AM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Cyberluddite: Yeah, Abby, you're right of course. This is not gay, not gay at all, and there's nothing sexual at all about a bunch of normal, healthy, athletic teenage boys getting all hot and sweaty and then 3 or 4 of them squeezing into a shower stall together and soaping up their firm, tight, young flesh, as they press their naked, soapy bodies together and help each other wash up those hard-to-reach areas.

"Oops, I dropped the soap--again!!"

I'll be in my bunk.

With how many other guys?


As many as I can take before my 34 year old body runs out of energy. Which probably means, 'none.'
2012-10-10 11:00:40 AM
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure if I was gay I'd be fapping to this thread.
2012-10-10 10:47:34 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, Abby, you're right of course. This is not gay, not gay at all, and there's nothing sexual at all about a bunch of normal, healthy, athletic teenage boys getting all hot and sweaty and then 3 or 4 of them squeezing into a shower stall together and soaping up their firm, tight, young flesh, as they press their naked, soapy bodies together and help each other wash up those hard-to-reach areas.

"Oops, I dropped the soap--again!!"
2012-10-10 09:28:07 AM
1 votes:
The obvious gay jokes aside, assuming this isn't a troll 'Dear Abby,' I admire people that have this level of comfort with their bodies. Group showering with any sex is something I'd run away from in terror.
 
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