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2012-10-10 09:27:09 AM  
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2012-10-10 09:28:07 AM  
The obvious gay jokes aside, assuming this isn't a troll 'Dear Abby,' I admire people that have this level of comfort with their bodies. Group showering with any sex is something I'd run away from in terror.
 
2012-10-10 09:30:38 AM  

Cythraul: The obvious gay jokes aside, assuming this isn't a troll 'Dear Abby,' I admire people that have this level of comfort with their bodies. Group showering with any sex is something I'd run away from in terror.


Honestly I find it hard to shower with two people in a normal shower. How they manage 3 or 4 without it being just dick to dick in there eludes me.
 
2012-10-10 09:34:44 AM  
. . . Huh. I'll be in my bunk.

/when did Dear Abby become a gay version of Letters to Penthouse?
 
2012-10-10 09:42:16 AM  

SphericalTime: . . . Huh. I'll be in my bunk.

/when did Dear Abby become a gay version of Letters to Penthouse?


About the time they realized that suckers like us would clicky, clicky, clicky such links.
 
2012-10-10 09:44:03 AM  
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2012-10-10 09:44:30 AM  

LasersHurt: How they manage 3 or 4 without it being just dick to dick in there eludes me.


Dude, you don't stand face to face. You stand in a line, face to back, and then when the person up front is sufficiently wet enough to soap up, he steps off to one side, flattens himself (chest first) against the shower wall, and sidles along it until he has reached the back of the line. Then the second person steps up and repeats the process, then the third. It's basically an assembly line approach that mitigates any dick to dick contact. Because, let's be serious, that would be a little gay.
 
2012-10-10 09:46:36 AM  

Pocket Ninja: LasersHurt: How they manage 3 or 4 without it being just dick to dick in there eludes me.

Dude, you don't stand face to face. You stand in a line, face to back, and then when the person up front is sufficiently wet enough to soap up, he steps off to one side, flattens himself (chest first) against the shower wall, and sidles along it until he has reached the back of the line. Then the second person steps up and repeats the process, then the third. It's basically an assembly line approach that mitigates any dick to dick contact. Because, let's be serious, that would be a little gay.


What about dick to ass contact?
 
2012-10-10 09:47:04 AM  
I thought this was called "football practice".
 
2012-10-10 09:52:53 AM  

Cythraul: What about dick to ass contact?


Well, I mean, come on. There might be some minor brushing of penis against buttock every now and then, but that's more a function of any one individual's, ahem, endowment than anything else. I mean, if you're swinging around a whiffle bat, you might hit something every now and then, but it's not normally a problem as long as you maintain a somewhat respectful distance. Someone very concerned might take the tuck and hold approach, you know, like that Bill guy from Silence of the Lambs, but there is a minor problem there of little cyclops peeking out at the guy behind you the whole time, which, yeah, I guess is a little strange. That would be OK for the guy in the very back, though, I guess.
 
2012-10-10 09:55:32 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Cythraul: What about dick to ass contact?

Well, I mean, come on. There might be some minor brushing of penis against buttock every now and then, but that's more a function of any one individual's, ahem, endowment than anything else. I mean, if you're swinging around a whiffle bat, you might hit something every now and then, but it's not normally a problem as long as you maintain a somewhat respectful distance. Someone very concerned might take the tuck and hold approach, you know, like that Bill guy from Silence of the Lambs, but there is a minor problem there of little cyclops peeking out at the guy behind you the whole time, which, yeah, I guess is a little strange. That would be OK for the guy in the very back, though, I guess.


Well I'm glad we've established the ground rules and techniques for male group showering. Now I am prepared in case I ever find myself in this situation.

Thanks, Pocket Ninja!
 
2012-10-10 10:00:38 AM  

SphericalTime: . . . Huh. I'll be in my bunk.

/when did Dear Abby become a gay version of Letters to Penthouse?


THIS.

/Moar teenage boys in group showers stories plees.
 
2012-10-10 10:13:42 AM  
That depends ma'am. Does your son like gladiator movies?
 
2012-10-10 10:23:21 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-10 10:24:35 AM  
I swear they make these letters up. Or the public does, to troll and get theirs in the paper / on the website.
 
2012-10-10 10:31:08 AM  
You should only have to worry if your retirement plan is to mooch off the grandkids. But even then, I think you would be better off if you simply changed your plans to mooch directly off the kids. Gay families don't have shiat to spend money on.
 
2012-10-10 10:43:05 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Cythraul: What about dick to ass contact?

Well, I mean, come on. There might be some minor brushing of penis against buttock every now and then, but that's more a function of any one individual's, ahem, endowment than anything else. I mean, if you're swinging around a whiffle bat, you might hit something every now and then, but it's not normally a problem as long as you maintain a somewhat respectful distance. Someone very concerned might take the tuck and hold approach, you know, like that Bill guy from Silence of the Lambs, but there is a minor problem there of little cyclops peeking out at the guy behind you the whole time, which, yeah, I guess is a little strange. That would be OK for the guy in the very back, though, I guess.


This might be the most informative thread I've ever been in, and I don't even have a penis.
 
2012-10-10 10:44:20 AM  
It's impossible to laugh and joke while sucking your friend's dick. Old-fashioneds on the other hand...
 
2012-10-10 10:47:34 AM  
Yeah, Abby, you're right of course. This is not gay, not gay at all, and there's nothing sexual at all about a bunch of normal, healthy, athletic teenage boys getting all hot and sweaty and then 3 or 4 of them squeezing into a shower stall together and soaping up their firm, tight, young flesh, as they press their naked, soapy bodies together and help each other wash up those hard-to-reach areas.

"Oops, I dropped the soap--again!!"
 
2012-10-10 10:51:31 AM  
File > Options > Auto Replace "son" "daughter" > Fap
 
2012-10-10 10:56:18 AM  

Cyberluddite: Yeah, Abby, you're right of course. This is not gay, not gay at all, and there's nothing sexual at all about a bunch of normal, healthy, athletic teenage boys getting all hot and sweaty and then 3 or 4 of them squeezing into a shower stall together and soaping up their firm, tight, young flesh, as they press their naked, soapy bodies together and help each other wash up those hard-to-reach areas.

"Oops, I dropped the soap--again!!"


I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-10-10 10:58:30 AM  

Cythraul: Cyberluddite: Yeah, Abby, you're right of course. This is not gay, not gay at all, and there's nothing sexual at all about a bunch of normal, healthy, athletic teenage boys getting all hot and sweaty and then 3 or 4 of them squeezing into a shower stall together and soaping up their firm, tight, young flesh, as they press their naked, soapy bodies together and help each other wash up those hard-to-reach areas.

"Oops, I dropped the soap--again!!"

I'll be in my bunk.


With how many other guys?
 
2012-10-10 11:00:40 AM  
I'm pretty sure if I was gay I'd be fapping to this thread.
 
2012-10-10 11:00:48 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Cyberluddite: Yeah, Abby, you're right of course. This is not gay, not gay at all, and there's nothing sexual at all about a bunch of normal, healthy, athletic teenage boys getting all hot and sweaty and then 3 or 4 of them squeezing into a shower stall together and soaping up their firm, tight, young flesh, as they press their naked, soapy bodies together and help each other wash up those hard-to-reach areas.

"Oops, I dropped the soap--again!!"

I'll be in my bunk.

With how many other guys?


As many as I can take before my 34 year old body runs out of energy. Which probably means, 'none.'
 
2012-10-10 11:04:30 AM  
They also "air dry" after showers by walking around in towels. While I'm glad they are comfortable with their bodies and who they are, it still bothers me somewhat. Am I being a prude in thinking this is unusual or inappropriate?

No dude. Totally normal and not gay at all. nttawwt
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Just like this movie is not gay at all whatsoever
 
2012-10-10 11:19:29 AM  
As someone with fond memories of fooling around with his soapy team-mates in the shower after swim-practice, I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

Giggity
 
2012-10-10 11:19:54 AM  
I'm not as worried about the group showers with men part as I am that your son talks to his mother in detail about taking group showers with men. I'd rather he keep that to himself.
 
2012-10-10 11:20:17 AM  

Cythraul: Pocket Ninja: LasersHurt: How they manage 3 or 4 without it being just dick to dick in there eludes me.

Dude, you don't stand face to face. You stand in a line, face to back, and then when the person up front is sufficiently wet enough to soap up, he steps off to one side, flattens himself (chest first) against the shower wall, and sidles along it until he has reached the back of the line. Then the second person steps up and repeats the process, then the third. It's basically an assembly line approach that mitigates any dick to dick contact. Because, let's be serious, that would be a little gay.

What about dick to ass contact?


Ok, as long as the balls don't touch.
 
2012-10-10 11:22:31 AM  

susansto-helit: Pocket Ninja: Cythraul: What about dick to ass contact?

Well, I mean, come on. There might be some minor brushing of penis against buttock every now and then, but that's more a function of any one individual's, ahem, endowment than anything else. I mean, if you're swinging around a whiffle bat, you might hit something every now and then, but it's not normally a problem as long as you maintain a somewhat respectful distance. Someone very concerned might take the tuck and hold approach, you know, like that Bill guy from Silence of the Lambs, but there is a minor problem there of little cyclops peeking out at the guy behind you the whole time, which, yeah, I guess is a little strange. That would be OK for the guy in the very back, though, I guess.

This might be the most informative thread I've ever been in, and I don't even have a penis.


Well, should you ever come into possession of a penis, now you'll be prepared!
 
2012-10-10 11:22:38 AM  
NTTIAWWT

Just saying...

The showering maybe, the air drying maybe, combined, seems filled with the geh
 
2012-10-10 11:22:57 AM  
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2012-10-10 11:23:20 AM  
Male or female friends?

Actually, nevermind, that's just the millennial thing. Yes, it's perfectly normal these days.
 
2012-10-10 11:23:33 AM  

GAT_00: I'm pretty sure if I was gay I'd be fapping to this thread.


I'm not gay, but what the fark, right?
 
2012-10-10 11:25:00 AM  

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2012-10-10 11:25:25 AM  
 
2012-10-10 11:27:05 AM  
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2012-10-10 11:27:35 AM  

Cythraul: Pocket Ninja: LasersHurt: How they manage 3 or 4 without it being just dick to dick in there eludes me.

What about dick to ass contact?


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ass to ass
 
2012-10-10 11:28:35 AM  

SDRR: GAT_00: I'm pretty sure if I was gay I'd be fapping to this thread.

I'm not gay, but what the fark, right?


Sometimes, I wish I was.
 
2012-10-10 11:29:28 AM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: *walks into thread, looks around*
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Well, your hesitance to soap up with some pals explains why you're unwashed.
 
2012-10-10 11:29:40 AM  
Yes
 
2012-10-10 11:29:52 AM  

Nurglitch: As someone with fond memories of fooling around with his soapy team-mates in the shower after swim-practice, I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

Giggity


Things like that make you sound gay.
 
2012-10-10 11:30:17 AM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: [www.csmonitor.com image 600x400]


Rhythmic..slap slap slapping- sounds...


Thanks. I was wondering how log it would take. Good Job.
 
2012-10-10 11:30:43 AM  
I played football for one year in highschool (1990's,) no one ever got a shower afterward, you waited until you got home.. I was in many, many gym classes, and no one ever got showers then, either. I used to go running with friends, or playing raquetball...we never had a group shower.

There's no way that's typical. I'd almost think the letter is fake. Heterosexual male teenagers aren't taking showers with each other at home, in a home-style shower. In my personal experience, as stated above, I never even saw anyone using proper group showers together.

And anyone who goes to a public gym knows, speaking as a male, anyway...who is the one group of people who are always naked in the bathroom? SENIOR CITIZENS. Even when changing stalls are available, like at the gym I go to, and used by everyone else, 75 year old dudes will walk around the bathroom naked. They're literally the only ones that do.
 
2012-10-10 11:31:37 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Representative of the unwashed masses: *walks into thread, looks around*
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Well, your hesitance to soap up with some pals explains why you're unwashed.


And I can live with that. I'll just wait until next month, no worries!
 
2012-10-10 11:31:45 AM  
This shower sounds frot with danger!!!!!
 
2012-10-10 11:32:27 AM  

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I was going to post a pic of young men showering together with the caption, "Don't leave. Come and shower with us!" But finding a g-rated pic of that subject is pretty much impossible.
 
2012-10-10 11:32:39 AM  
umm.. yeah. 3 or 4? thats totally gay.. just two guys in a normal shower? even more gay.

the question is.. would you be worried if he was showering with a girl? If the answer is no.. then this answer is no as well.
 
2012-10-10 11:32:53 AM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: [www.csmonitor.com image 600x400]


Rhythmic..slap slap slapping- sounds...


Jerry's Kids?
 
2012-10-10 11:34:12 AM  

rudemix: This shower sounds frot with danger!!!!!


Well played.
 
2012-10-10 11:34:30 AM  

topcon: I played football for one year in highschool (1990's,) no one ever got a shower afterward, you waited until you got home.. I was in many, many gym classes, and no one ever got showers then, either. I used to go running with friends, or playing raquetball...we never had a group shower.

There's no way that's typical. I'd almost think the letter is fake. Heterosexual male teenagers aren't taking showers with each other at home, in a home-style shower. In my personal experience, as stated above, I never even saw anyone using proper group showers together.

And anyone who goes to a public gym knows, speaking as a male, anyway...who is the one group of people who are always naked in the bathroom? SENIOR CITIZENS. Even when changing stalls are available, like at the gym I go to, and used by everyone else, 75 year old dudes will walk around the bathroom naked. They're literally the only ones that do.


Well, if every personal experience you've had runs contrary to the article, it's probably safe to say it's not happening anywhere in the known universe.
 
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