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(Huffington Post)   Mitt Romney: I have no plans to support any legislation limiting abortion. Romney Spokesperson: What he meant was, he supports legislation limiting abortion. Media: Well that makes complete sense; let's move on   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 26
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2012-10-10 09:05:40 AM
16 votes:

imontheinternet: Romney surrogates must order antacids by the crate.


I imagine the daily mirror-staring psych up job they must do to themselves. "Okay, Tom...you gotta go out there and give it your best. *deep breath and muscle flex* Now, don't read the paper today until you feel you're ready *glances at front page* MOTHER F*CKER! He said what about abortion?! For the love of a merciful...okay...just calm down, Tom...you're doing this because the President is a negro."

Aaaaannnnnnd...scene.
2012-10-10 11:10:38 AM
6 votes:
I just find it hilarious how Democrats make such a huge deal out of "flip-flopping", as they call it. I have never once heard a Republican call any Democratic candidate a flip-flopper, because Republicans do not brand their opponents and Republicans prefer to debate the issues. Republicans do not resort to name-calling, you stupid liberals. Deal with it. Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney is more intelligent than any of you, and it shouldn't be surprising that when he speaks, that philosophers, academics, experts, and the common man all come together to determine what Romney has actually said. From there, people find multiple interpretations. And from there, people claim he has given many different positions on the same issue. "Misinterpretation of ideas" is not "Romney took multiple positions on the same issue". The end. Go home. Taxbongo lost the election. Stop being jealous that Romney is smarter than you.
2012-10-10 09:41:32 AM
5 votes:
Don't like what Mitt Romney says? Wait ten minutes.
2012-10-10 10:12:30 AM
4 votes:

Cythraul: One thing he can't flip-flop on is his race, which is probably why some of his supporters continue to support him.


Sure?

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2012-10-10 09:14:35 AM
4 votes:

Delay: Erik Fehrstrom said that Romney could completely change his positions on abortion, taxes and anything else and hardly any Republican would notice.


"He's got good hair, okay? And a strong chin! I swear to god, I don't even know what you people want anymore."
2012-10-10 09:51:12 AM
3 votes:

Diogenes: Sybarite: He's going to say whatever it takes to get elected, and his base understands this.

It would be so refreshing if they just admitted it. "We want him over Obama so we're OK with him lying and cheating to do it."


"We would vote for a farking Cylon if he were running against Obama. And I think we are."
2012-10-10 12:42:47 PM
2 votes:

bhcompy: Barnstormer: When I was in a relationship I thought that reproductive choice was the litmus-test issue that would determine whom I voted for. Which side I was on depended on which side she was on (based upon my firm conviction that having one dick means you should get NO vote on the matter)

Now that I'm single, I just want to see a big-ass war with Iran.

What about having two dicks?


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Been done.
2012-10-10 11:55:14 AM
2 votes:
buddysblog.typepad.com
2012-10-10 11:13:26 AM
2 votes:

tom baker's scarf: MittTron-2012 believe exactly what it believes you want it to believe. That way he can never be wrong. Duh.


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please assume the position.
2012-10-10 09:52:58 AM
2 votes:

serial_crusher: shrug. Every time I use the phrase "pro-abortion" in a thread, I get a slew of herpaderp about how there's a difference between people who support your right to have an abortion, and those who plan on having one themselves everyone knows I'm a tool.

2012-10-10 08:56:03 AM
2 votes:

imontheinternet: Romney surrogates must order antacids by the crate.


I picture them as the person who cleans up behind the elephants when the circus comes to town.
2012-10-10 12:40:19 PM
1 votes:

Barnstormer: When I was in a relationship I thought that reproductive choice was the litmus-test issue that would determine whom I voted for. Which side I was on depended on which side she was on (based upon my firm conviction that having one dick means you should get NO vote on the matter)

Now that I'm single, I just want to see a big-ass war with Iran.


What about having two dicks?
2012-10-10 12:18:33 PM
1 votes:

CeroX: Joe Blowme: Sounds like every politician on the planet, so why you so butt hurt?

WTF does that even mean?

"Well, he's just like every other politician, so stop biatching and vote for him" ?

If you're going to troll, then do it right


Seeing as he's made the thread all about him I'd say he's doing it right.
2012-10-10 12:14:22 PM
1 votes:

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: ghare: Joe Blowme: both sides are bad so vote Republican

Yeah. Sure. I'll get right on it.

Wait. I thought it was both sides are bad so vote RON PAUL!!1!


He already said Republican.
2012-10-10 11:51:01 AM
1 votes:
I think i'm just going to start calling him FlipFlopney
2012-10-10 11:41:39 AM
1 votes:
Romney/Yenmor 2012
2012-10-10 11:34:16 AM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: flippity-flop!


But it doesn't matter because he said it with confidence! He looked Poised and In Control ™ and that's what matters above all else!
2012-10-10 11:20:16 AM
1 votes:

sodomizer: Huffington Post: never biased.


You can't actually be biased for or against Romney, as he has taken on every possible position on every subject politics touches.
2012-10-10 11:12:34 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, about time the focus moved off of debate, and therefore Big Bird, to
His flipping stance on Abortion
To his taxes
To bain capital
To him Opposing auto bail out- specially in Ohio
To him tax cut to wealthy at the expense of middle class

And so on. These worked well, and will work again. Just need to get peoples mind off of the debate.
2012-10-10 10:13:53 AM
1 votes:
lh6.googleusercontent.com
2012-10-10 09:57:14 AM
1 votes:

ManateeGag: if he wins the election, I severely doubt he will be actually running the country.


He'll be working with a team of engineers to find a way to manipulate the space/time continuum so that he can physically ship the US to China.
2012-10-10 09:55:33 AM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: shrug. Every time I use the phrase "pro-abortion" in a thread, I get a slew of herpaderp about how there's a difference between people who support your right to have an abortion, and those who plan on having one themselves.


No, you probably get a lecture on the difference between being in favor of abortions generally and being in favor of not telling women what to do. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney says he's not going to support anti-abortion legislation, and then his campaign corrects him: he will, he just forgot that he will.

The long and short of it: you're both buffoons.
2012-10-10 09:28:08 AM
1 votes:
GALAHAD: Let us taunt the 24 hour media cycle. It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
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2012-10-10 09:26:21 AM
1 votes:
Stupid libs, haven't you ever heard of a candidate's position on an issue evolving? Like your precious Obama's opinion on gay marriage?

In this case, Romney's position on abortion simply evolves by adapting to whomever he happens to be talking to at that given moment.
2012-10-10 09:08:43 AM
1 votes:
I think Romney flip flopped on abortion because if he were to be elected, he couldn't profit off disposing the remains like he did at Bain.

So absent of the profit motive, the political motive takes over.
2012-10-10 08:46:50 AM
1 votes:
Romney surrogates must order antacids by the crate.
 
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