imontheinternet: Romney surrogates must order antacids by the crate.

I imagine the daily mirror-staring psych up job they must do to themselves. "Okay, Tom...you gotta go out there and give it your best. *deep breath and muscle flex* Now, don't read the paper today until you feel you're ready *glances at front page* MOTHER F*CKER! He said what about abortion?! For the love of a merciful...okay...just calm down, Tom...you're doing this because the President is a negro."

Aaaaannnnnnd...scene.

I just find it hilarious how Democrats make such a huge deal out of "flip-flopping", as they call it. I have never once heard a Republican call any Democratic candidate a flip-flopper, because Republicans do not brand their opponents and Republicans prefer to debate the issues. Republicans do not resort to name-calling, you stupid liberals. Deal with it. Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney is more intelligent than any of you, and it shouldn't be surprising that when he speaks, that philosophers, academics, experts, and the common man all come together to determine what Romney has actually said. From there, people find multiple interpretations. And from there, people claim he has given many different positions on the same issue. "Misinterpretation of ideas" is not "Romney took multiple positions on the same issue". The end. Go home. Taxbongo lost the election. Stop being jealous that Romney is smarter than you.

Don't like what Mitt Romney says? Wait ten minutes.

Cythraul: One thing he can't flip-flop on is his race, which is probably why some of his supporters continue to support him.

Sure?

Delay: Erik Fehrstrom said that Romney could completely change his positions on abortion, taxes and anything else and hardly any Republican would notice.

"He's got good hair, okay? And a strong chin! I swear to god, I don't even know what you people want anymore."

Diogenes: Sybarite: He's going to say whatever it takes to get elected, and his base understands this.

It would be so refreshing if they just admitted it. "We want him over Obama so we're OK with him lying and cheating to do it."

"We would vote for a farking Cylon if he were running against Obama. And I think we are."

tom baker's scarf: MittTron-2012 believe exactly what it believes you want it to believe. That way he can never be wrong. Duh.



please assume the position.

serial_crusher: shrug. Every time I use the phrase "pro-abortion" in a thread, I get a slew of herpaderp about how there's a difference between people who support your right to have an abortion, and those who plan on having one themselves everyone knows I'm a tool.

CeroX: Joe Blowme: Sounds like every politician on the planet, so why you so butt hurt?

WTF does that even mean?

"Well, he's just like every other politician, so stop biatching and vote for him" ?

If you're going to troll, then do it right

Seeing as he's made the thread all about him I'd say he's doing it right.

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: ghare: Joe Blowme: both sides are bad so vote Republican

Yeah. Sure. I'll get right on it.

Wait. I thought it was both sides are bad so vote RON PAUL!!1!

He already said Republican.

Romney/Yenmor 2012

ManateeGag: if he wins the election, I severely doubt he will be actually running the country.

He'll be working with a team of engineers to find a way to manipulate the space/time continuum so that he can physically ship the US to China.

serial_crusher: shrug. Every time I use the phrase "pro-abortion" in a thread, I get a slew of herpaderp about how there's a difference between people who support your right to have an abortion, and those who plan on having one themselves.

No, you probably get a lecture on the difference between being in favor of abortions generally and being in favor of not telling women what to do. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney says he's not going to support anti-abortion legislation, and then his campaign corrects him: he will, he just forgot that he will.

The long and short of it: you're both buffoons.

GALAHAD: Let us taunt the 24 hour media cycle. It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.

Stupid libs, haven't you ever heard of a candidate's position on an issue evolving? Like your precious Obama's opinion on gay marriage?

In this case, Romney's position on abortion simply evolves by adapting to whomever he happens to be talking to at that given moment.

I think Romney flip flopped on abortion because if he were to be elected, he couldn't profit off disposing the remains like he did at Bain.

So absent of the profit motive, the political motive takes over.

Romney surrogates must order antacids by the crate.