pjbreeze: Nothing to see here, just a raving lunatic who just pooped his pants.
halB: So... if the judge hates you (justifiably or not) and throws the book at you, the drug addict gets 18 months less than the non-drug addict.Can someone try to justify this to me? Why is it that the person who commits a second crime (drug use) gets less time in total than someone who committed only one crime?
tomo12144: I before E except after C, or when sounding like A as in neighbor or weigh. Or if it's caffeine.
hubiestubert: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 640x512]You can have my coffee when you pry it from my cold dead hands...
Your Average Witty Fark User: I used to drive to Canada twice a year just to stock up on caffeine free Mountain Dew, until those damn Canucks changed their laws allowing caffeine in beverages with fruit juice. Damn straight Pepsi jumped all over that and started putting caffeine in that shiat.Bastards.
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