gopher321: Assistant police chief Jeff Curtis says the African spurred tortoise was spotted Monday afternoon and that it was 3 to 4 feet wide....Baird says he owns nine tortoises and recently moved to Logan. He says Timmy the 21-year-old tortoise has escaped twice in a week and he doesn't know how the animal is getting out.I'm guessing this owner isn't the sharpest knife in the box.
cleveoh: Baird says he owns nine tortoises and recently moved to Logan. He says Timmy the 21-year-old tortoise has escaped twice in a week and he doesn't know how the animal is getting out.Atention all you single ladies, I've got a feeling that this man who admits to the world that he's been regularly outsmarted by a turtle just might be available!
ModernLuddite: I had a pet turtle that ran away.//The painted tortoise is quite fast.
gopher321: I'm guessing this owner isn't the sharpest knife in the box.
PatriciaFarkette: What's a tortoise?
Oldiron_79: You can't run away from your problems, unless you have a problem with some kind of tortoise. (hopefully not obscure)
TWX: If I covered all the bases (no holes in the fencing, fencing high enough, nothing obvious to climb on) I'd be really confused as to how a tortoise this large could escape too.
foxyshadis: My guess would be "neighbor's kids"
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