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(CBC)   Earthquake measuring 4.5 on the poutine scale near Montreal   (cbc.ca) divider line 12
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2012-10-10 09:48:09 AM
4 votes:
Felt it for about 6-7 seconds, and I live near the Rockland Centre. Thought my downstairs neighbour was testing his bass speakers again.

Frankly, I'm surprised the entire public transportation system wasn't shut down the following morning, you know, for "precaution".

- *metro PSA warning chimes*
- "Aw, wtf?"
- "Attention. Un dégagement de fumée nous oblige à interrompre le service sur la ligne...
- "Don't say "orange", for the love of all that is good and holy, don't say "orange"..."
- "... verte..."
- "SCORE!"
- "... et orange..."
- "GODDAMMITMUTHAFARKINGCAWKSUCGGRGRGRGGBLRLLGHG!!!!"
- "... pour une période indéterminée. La STM vous remercie de votre compréhension."
- "Oh, I understand, alright. I understand that the steady increase of my monthly pass price does NOT go into improving this goddamn service!"
2012-10-10 09:34:31 AM
3 votes:
and they went oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui.......all the way home.
2012-10-10 09:49:52 AM
2 votes:
Hopefully the moose are safe... Moose bites are very painful.
2012-10-10 01:32:45 PM
1 votes:
I'm in Varennes, not far from the epicenter, and was awake at the time. It felt like someone was trying to drive a large truck through the house. Perhaps surprisingly, the cats were unperturbed.

There is probably no truth to the ongoing rumour that it was Pauline trying to forcibly rip Québec away from Canada (not my joke).
2012-10-10 11:12:00 AM
1 votes:

Spartacus Outlaw: is poutine pronounced "pow-tine" or "pooh-tine" ?


I say "pooh-tine", but then I am filthy Anglo. Or as we say in Ontario, 'normal'. 

/I believe the Kweebeckers pronounce it 'Thibodeau'
2012-10-10 10:17:00 AM
1 votes:
NEVER FORGET!

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2012-10-10 09:57:03 AM
1 votes:
Given that last night's earthquake was relatively minor, I choose to take this as evidence that Quebec is not yet ready to separate.
2012-10-10 09:54:23 AM
1 votes:

docmattic: It's a good thing that last night's earthquake wasn't covered by any newly-arrived journalists:
"I'm here downtown, Bob, and the scene is one of utter devastation. Crumbling infrastructure, water mains burst, people rioting in the street, potholes everywh... what? It was all like that before the quake?"


This. It's Canada's Detroit.

/the preceding statement may be wildy inaccurate
2012-10-10 09:33:17 AM
1 votes:
It's a good thing that last night's earthquake wasn't covered by any newly-arrived journalists:
"I'm here downtown, Bob, and the scene is one of utter devastation. Crumbling infrastructure, water mains burst, people rioting in the street, potholes everywh... what? It was all like that before the quake?"
2012-10-10 09:25:09 AM
1 votes:
They way P.K. flopped to the ice you would've sworn it was an 8.5...
2012-10-10 09:10:08 AM
1 votes:

Mjeck: For a moment I thought Jesus returned to punish me for all my sins.


What does it take to be a noteworthy sinner in Mtl!?

Kind of impressed
2012-10-10 09:09:34 AM
1 votes:
Is that metric?
 
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