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2012-10-10 09:21:48 AM
Phil Mickelson range of emotions: 2

Kristen Stewart range of emotions: 1

Advantage: Mickelson
 
2012-10-10 09:28:14 AM
So she's a self hating shrew?
 
2012-10-10 09:29:32 AM
I'd be miserable if I had to wear those pants.
 
2012-10-10 09:31:56 AM
I read the words "K. Stew." once before I blacked out and went into a seething rage...
 
2012-10-10 09:33:59 AM
That was a fascinating article. I learned a lot.
 
2012-10-10 09:37:29 AM

devilEther: That was a fascinating article. I learned a lot.


I saw the sidebar ad and stopped reading:
www.eonline.com
 
2012-10-10 09:40:20 AM
She barfed her Fruit Loops all over her pants.
 
2012-10-10 09:40:46 AM
K. Stew ?

Here's a gun, article writer. please kill yourself.
 
2012-10-10 09:42:33 AM

Nurglitch: I'd be miserable if I had to wear those pants.


(looks) Damn. Those are.. words fail me.
 
2012-10-10 09:43:58 AM
"There are such different versions of happy"

Coming from someone with the emotional range of Terry Shiavo.
 
2012-10-10 09:54:32 AM

Mugato: "There are such different versions of happy"

Coming from someone with the emotional range of Terry Shiavo.


You could a least tell when she was sleeping.
 
2012-10-10 09:54:50 AM

abhorrent1: K. Stew ?

Here's a gun, article writer. please kill yourself.


Now, now to be fair you should give the gun to the first journalist who said this, not the 1000th.
 
2012-10-10 10:02:45 AM
Goddamnit, I find her attractive even in those butt-ugly pants.

I think I'm attracted to damaged women.
 
2012-10-10 10:04:51 AM

wildstarr: abhorrent1: K. Stew ?

Here's a gun, article writer. please kill yourself.

Now, now to be fair you should give the gun to the first journalist who said this, not the 1000th.


This is America. There are plenty of guns to go around.

/No need to share.
 
2012-10-10 10:18:29 AM
She ruins every movie she's in. I love Charlize Theron, but Kristen Stewart destroyed Snow White and the Huntsman for me. I hated her in the Runaways. Glittery vampires never interested me, but I doubt I will ever see the Twilight movies b/c of her. I don't see her talent. She's unattractive. I really wish she would fade into oblivion.
 
2012-10-10 10:18:55 AM
Whoa, 80s-style solid process colors are making a comeback, I guess. Either that or she went for a press check and the yellow tower on the Heidelberg was spewing ink.
 
2012-10-10 10:24:20 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Goddamnit, I find her attractive even in those butt-ugly pants.

I think I'm attracted to damaged women.


So I gotta ask, have you ever found Courtney Love attractive?
 
2012-10-10 10:25:14 AM

Pr1nc3ss: I don't see her talent. She's unattractive.


I can understand the doubt on her acting ability, but unattractive? Seriously?
 
2012-10-10 10:30:57 AM

Pr1nc3ss: She ruins every movie she's in. I love Charlize Theron, but Kristen Stewart destroyed Snow White and the Huntsman for me. I hated her in the Runaways. Glittery vampires never interested me, but I doubt I will ever see the Twilight movies b/c of her. I don't see her talent. She's unattractive. I really wish she would fade into oblivion.


Panic Room?
 
2012-10-10 10:41:31 AM
I am NOT a C-Word!

www.celebs101.com
 
2012-10-10 10:46:47 AM

wildstarr: So I gotta ask, have you ever found Courtney Love attractive?


Hmmmm I'd have to go with "when she was showing her tits"
 
2012-10-10 11:03:41 AM

Kurmudgeon: Pr1nc3ss: I don't see her talent. She's unattractive.

I can understand the doubt on her acting ability, but unattractive? Seriously?


Yeah, she's annoying as all hell and acts like a brainless wonder but I would still fark her brains out. (if there are any left)
 
2012-10-10 11:04:21 AM
not a "fan", strictly speaking. Unless "fan" means "would do horribly filthy things to her at length and great personal expense".
sue me. I think she's hot.
 
2012-10-10 11:16:27 AM

Pr1nc3ss: She ruins every movie she's in


She was fine in Adventureland. She's not my favourite, but she's not as bad as people make her out to be.

She just seems like she really hates the fame that goes along with being an actress. I feel no sympathy because she has more money than I could dream of having, but she just hates interviews and everything else.
 
2012-10-10 11:22:28 AM
Huh. I thought that was what she was going for.
 
2012-10-10 11:37:58 AM
OMFG, she is soooo cool she even knows that not liking K Stew is cool. My mind is blown like that married directors pecker.
 
2012-10-10 11:52:57 AM
"I'm not sure if I'm most happy when I'm comfortable and content or when I'm pushing myself to the limits. There are such different versions of happy. And I really appreciate both."

Oooooooh Deep.
 
2012-10-10 12:34:46 PM

Funbags: Pr1nc3ss: She ruins every movie she's in. I love Charlize Theron, but Kristen Stewart destroyed Snow White and the Huntsman for me. I hated her in the Runaways. Glittery vampires never interested me, but I doubt I will ever see the Twilight movies b/c of her. I don't see her talent. She's unattractive. I really wish she would fade into oblivion.

Panic Room?


Her best film,especially since she said little,being in excruciating pain and all.
 
2012-10-10 12:39:07 PM
Judging by her acting, she's incapable of expressing joy or excitement about ANYTHING.
 
2012-10-10 12:55:40 PM

Kurmudgeon: Pr1nc3ss: I don't see her talent. She's unattractive.

I can understand the doubt on her acting ability, but unattractive? Seriously?


I do find her unnatractive but I think it's because her 1 expression so strongly reminds me of my ex's stinkface that I cannot see her objectively.
 
2012-10-10 01:18:34 PM
"There are such different versions of happy"

Moods of Emma Watson vs Moods of Kristen Stewart.

You can always count on Kristen Stewart to give it to you straight.

Both Emma and Kristen can count on me to give it to them straight.

/OH!
//giggity
///giggity
////giggity
 
2012-10-10 01:21:08 PM

cefm: Judging by her acting, she's incapable of expressing joy or excitement about ANYTHING.


There's that movie clip of her in the back of a car, topless, giving handjobs to a couple of guys.

Disinterested handjob while she sighs out of boredom? I'm available.
 
2012-10-10 01:25:30 PM
blogs.coventrytelegraph.net

is clearly sympathetic to Kristen's plight.
 
2012-10-10 01:35:42 PM

cefm: Judging by her acting, she's incapable of expressing joy or excitement about ANYTHING.


Wonder if she gets happy when she sees those paychecks rolling in for acting stoic
 
2012-10-10 01:53:38 PM
FTFA: K. Stew

i17.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-10 03:22:59 PM

chaos731: not a "fan", strictly speaking. Unless "fan" means "would do horribly filthy things to her at length and great personal expense".
sue me. I think she's hot.


So, you're into necrophilia?
 
2012-10-10 05:00:58 PM

LoneWolf343: chaos731: not a "fan", strictly speaking. Unless "fan" means "would do horribly filthy things to her at length and great personal expense".
sue me. I think she's hot.

So, you're into necrophilia?


To be fair, she's only mostly dead.
 
2012-10-10 06:16:07 PM

rufus-t-firefly: cefm: There's that movie clip of her in the back of a car, topless, giving handjobs to a couple of guys.


word
 
2012-10-10 06:33:44 PM

rufus-t-firefly: cefm: Judging by her acting, she's incapable of expressing joy or excitement about ANYTHING.

There's that movie clip of her in the back of a car, topless, giving handjobs to a couple of guys.

Disinterested handjob while she sighs out of boredom? I'm available.


I tried clicking every word in your post, several times, but none of them seem to be links!

I had an excuse to shut my office door and everything [they keep testing the fire alarms without warning, god's balls it's unnerving].
 
2012-10-10 11:09:41 PM
I love her SO, SO MUCH.

Completely serious.

www.tiptoptens.com
 
2012-10-10 11:17:39 PM

Tat'dGreaser: I think I'm attracted to damaged women.


Welcome to my world, brother.
 
2012-10-10 11:38:40 PM

jmr61: I love her SO, SO MUCH.

Completely serious.

[www.tiptoptens.com image 660x846]


I see you found the high quality photo...

I have the low one:

www.xerxy.com
 
2012-10-10 11:48:11 PM

Kurmudgeon: Pr1nc3ss: I don't see her talent. She's unattractive.

I can understand the doubt on her acting ability, but unattractive? Seriously?


Yes unattractive. She's the girl next door who fell off the ugly tree and hit a few branches on the way down.
 
2012-10-11 12:10:28 AM

rufus-t-firefly: "There are such different versions of happy"

Moods of Emma Watson vs Moods of Kristen Stewart.

You can always count on Kristen Stewart to give it to you straight.

Both Emma and Kristen can count on me to give it to them straight.

/OH!
//giggity
///giggity
////giggity


Yeah but do you have the original?
 
2012-10-11 06:09:16 AM

NewportBarGuy: Tat'dGreaser: I think I'm attracted to damaged women.

Welcome to my world, brother.


wildstarr: Tat'dGreaser: Goddamnit, I find her attractive even in those butt-ugly pants.

I think I'm attracted to damaged women.

So I gotta ask, have you ever found Courtney Love attractive?


See, Kristen I find totally farkable, but I would have never hit Courtney Love with anything but a baseball bat, even at the height of her fame.

There needs to be some word for people like her, a word worse than damaged or broken. I'm not sure english contains words fully capable of describing the depths of despicableness and coontishness that comprise Courtney Love.
 
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