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(Telegraph)   Attention Whore Twins powers activate. Form of, Lady Gaga. Shape of, Julian Assange   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 67
    More: Weird, Lady Gaga, Julian Assange, WikiLeaks founder, Knightsbridge, The Joker's Wild  
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2012-10-10 09:10:48 AM  
It's okay Julian you won't need a rubber.

www.sugarslam.com
 
2012-10-10 09:28:03 AM  
Assange can choke on a dick.
 
2012-10-10 09:40:18 AM  
Amazing headline Subby.
 
2012-10-10 10:41:31 AM  
+1 subby.

That woman is redefining the term "attention whore".
 
2012-10-10 12:30:48 PM  
Great, now Madonna is going to try to up her game again...
 
2012-10-10 12:32:52 PM  
Lady Gaga is said to have spent five hours with him, emerging at midnight after the two had shared a meal.

www.cineol.net
 
2012-10-10 12:33:21 PM  
Maybe they are both attention whores, but how are they AWing it here? It's not like they went out on the balcony and made a speech. Apparently she wanted to meet him and they had dinner. Oh look, picture of them together--THOSE F*CKING ATTENTION WHORES!!!!
 
2012-10-10 12:33:30 PM  
Assange needs the media's attention because he'll be disappeared into a CIA torture dungeon the moment people stop looking at him.

What's Lady Gaga's excuse?
 
2012-10-10 12:35:45 PM  
attention whoring by drawing attention to attention whores.

well done subby.
 
2012-10-10 12:35:54 PM  
Somebody said that she's M.I.A. to fight for freedom of information so she went to Assange
 
2012-10-10 12:37:35 PM  
I don't really understand why people keep saying he's fighting the power and trying to out the secrets of the big bad governments... He seems pretty selective on the information he leaks. For instance when he was releasing documents from Syria, notice the Russians and Chinese are not mentioned once even though both have a heavy presence there? I'm sure the Russians giving him his own TV show and paying him untold amounts has nothing to do with it. He just hasn't found anything leaking about them... yeah that's it... anytime now.
 
2012-10-10 12:37:59 PM  
No picture of the broom she flew in on?
 
2012-10-10 12:38:21 PM  
Young whippersnappers are going "WTF" right now.
 
2012-10-10 12:38:38 PM  

Sticky Hands: Great, now Madonna is going to try to up her game again...


And Lindsay Lohan and then Miley Cyrus
 
2012-10-10 12:39:56 PM  

FullMetalPanda: I don't really understand why people keep saying he's fighting the power and trying to out the secrets of the big bad governments... He seems pretty selective on the information he leaks. For instance when he was releasing documents from Syria, notice the Russians and Chinese are not mentioned once even though both have a heavy presence there? I'm sure the Russians giving him his own TV show and paying him untold amounts has nothing to do with it. He just hasn't found anything leaking about them... yeah that's it... anytime now.


Dirty farking Reds.
 
2012-10-10 12:40:22 PM  
King Something: Assange needs the media's attention because he'll be disappeared into a CIA torture dungeon the moment people stop looking at him.

Yeah totally, those Swedes are well known for doing that kind of thing.
 
2012-10-10 12:43:01 PM  
 
2012-10-10 12:43:50 PM  
Maybe she's a CIA operative and she was planting a bug on him.......or in him?
 
2012-10-10 12:44:15 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: It's okay Julian you won't need a rubber.

[www.sugarslam.com image 490x639]


He's going to have a hard time getting that hat out of his ass.
 
2012-10-10 12:45:26 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Maybe she's a CIA operative and she was planting a bug on him.......or in him?


Whar? Whar bug in him?
 
2012-10-10 12:46:53 PM  
maybe shes just a big supporter of rape. is she a steelers fan?
 
2012-10-10 12:47:34 PM  

FullMetalPanda: I don't really understand why people keep saying he's fighting the power and trying to out the secrets of the big bad governments... He seems pretty selective on the information he leaks. For instance when he was releasing documents from Syria, notice the Russians and Chinese are not mentioned once even though both have a heavy presence there? I'm sure the Russians giving him his own TV show and paying him untold amounts has nothing to do with it. He just hasn't found anything leaking about them... yeah that's it... anytime now.


Also, please note that the leaks, while "embarrassing" for the US, played well with our foreign policy goals. I'm not saying he's working for the US...

www.floodwerks.com
 
2012-10-10 12:48:10 PM  

King Something: Assange needs the media's attention because he'll be disappeared into a CIA torture dungeon the moment people stop looking at him.


Why would the CIA need to torture Assange? That doesn't make sense.

If the state kills him, it only makes the state look weak. Assange may do some time, but more importantly all of wikileaks' computers are most likely now monitored by the people he was spying on - so not just the US. He spies on countries. They spy on him. That's how it goes in the big leagues. It's unlikely he will ever break a big story again, unless he is allowed to.
 
2012-10-10 12:49:32 PM  

stampylives: maybe shes just a big supporter of rape. is she a steelers fan?


She's from New York, so if she's still rooting for the Jets after Monday, maybe.
 
2012-10-10 12:49:44 PM  

King Something: Assange needs the media's attention because he'll be disappeared into a CIA torture dungeon the moment people stop looking at him.

What's Lady Gaga's excuse?


Actually, his little stunt and becoming the Asstoy of anti-press thugs like Ecuador, no doubt makes the CIA positvely giddy.
 
2012-10-10 12:50:25 PM  
So, isn't Assange considered an enemy of the state or something?

And if so, can we now ship Gaga to Gitmo?
 
2012-10-10 12:53:42 PM  

Theaetetus: stampylives: maybe shes just a big supporter of rape. is she a steelers fan?

She's from New York, so if she's still rooting for the Jets after Monday, maybe.


This.
 
2012-10-10 01:04:28 PM  
Subby, the Wonder Twins were the worst super heroes ever. When they weren't in need of rescue by the other Super Friends, their attempts at subduing the bad guy were all but laughed off. Even Aquaman was more effective, even if the writers had to construct contrived situations where the Bat Sub or Superman couldn't simply kick ass.

King Something: Assange needs the media's attention because he'll be disappeared into a CIA torture dungeon the moment people stop looking at him.

What's Lady Gaga's excuse?


That Assange hasn't already gone for a walk and never came back by now is proof that the CIA isn't the massive, evil monster that is out to steal your dessert as portrayed in alarmist movies...oh that they were...I know a few people who I'd love to see simply vanish.

Lady Gaga thinks she is being culturally relevant. Her act on and off stage is as phoney as the plastic crap she calls costumes.
 
2012-10-10 01:05:18 PM  
i25.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-10 01:06:31 PM  

Ricardo Klement: Assange can choke on a dick.


Why do you think Gaga is there?
 
2012-10-10 01:10:16 PM  
Her new perfume is called "Skank".
 
2012-10-10 01:12:20 PM  
"Julian Assange, the WikiLeaks founder, received a visit from singer Lady Gaga at the Ecuadorian embassy while she was in town to promote her perfume."

Eud de Long John Silvers? 

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-10 01:14:33 PM  
Why does she have that retarded look on her face?
 
2012-10-10 01:15:43 PM  

ethics-gradient: King Something: Assange needs the media's attention because he'll be disappeared into a CIA torture dungeon the moment people stop looking at him.

Yeah totally, those Swedes are well known for doing that kind of thing.


They gave Hitler iron ore; why not Assange to the CIA? They stay neutral by rolling over for bullies.
 
2012-10-10 01:20:51 PM  

cryinoutloud: Maybe they are both attention whores, but how are they AWing it here? It's not like they went out on the balcony and made a speech. Apparently she wanted to meet him and they had dinner. Oh look, picture of them together--THOSE F*CKING ATTENTION WHORES!!!!


Subby's just calling attention to the potential matter. It poses a critical mass of AWdom and we're all lucky it wasn't destabilized in the form of some event.
 
2012-10-10 01:20:57 PM  

hdhale: Subby, the Wonder Twins were the worst super heroes ever. When they weren't in need of rescue by the other Super Friends, their attempts at subduing the bad guy were all but laughed off. Even Aquaman was more effective, even if the writers had to construct contrived situations where the Bat Sub or Superman couldn't simply kick ass.

King Something: Assange needs the media's attention because he'll be disappeared into a CIA torture dungeon the moment people stop looking at him.

What's Lady Gaga's excuse?

That Assange hasn't already gone for a walk and never came back by now is proof that the CIA isn't the massive, evil monster that is out to steal your dessert as portrayed in alarmist movies...oh that they were...I know a few people who I'd love to see simply vanish.

Lady Gaga thinks she is being culturally relevant. Her act on and off stage is as phoney as the plastic crap she calls costumes.


No, they just sell arms to terrorists and death squads, use the money to buy narcotics they sell to America's poor, and used (?) to kidnap children and women for the sexual predilections of affluent Arabians.
 
2012-10-10 01:23:15 PM  

ChipNASA: Sticky Hands: Great, now Madonna is going to try to up her game again...

And Lindsay Lohan and then Miley Cyrus


Got to love the degrading scale of the byproduct. From leaking powerful national secrets to puking in sports cars.
 
2012-10-10 01:33:28 PM  

mortimer_ford: Subby's just calling attention to the potential matter. It poses a critical mass of AWdom and we're all lucky it wasn't destabilized in the form of some event.


Or subby's jealous that he's not important enough to just call up some famous person and have dinner with them.
 
2012-10-10 01:39:21 PM  

hdhale: Subby, the Wonder Twins were the worst super heroes ever. When they weren't in need of rescue by the other Super Friends, their attempts at subduing the bad guy were all but laughed off. Even Aquaman was more effective, even if the writers had to construct contrived situations where the Bat Sub or Superman couldn't simply kick ass.

King Something: Assange needs the media's attention because he'll be disappeared into a CIA torture dungeon the moment people stop looking at him.

What's Lady Gaga's excuse?

That Assange hasn't already gone for a walk and never came back by now is proof that the CIA isn't the massive, evil monster that is out to steal your dessert as portrayed in alarmist movies...oh that they were...I know a few people who I'd love to see simply vanish.

Lady Gaga thinks she is being culturally relevant. Her act on and off stage is as phoney as the plastic crap she calls costumes.


Ok this. Subby forgot the water or ice part, too. Which is why I found it so funny. They are a mess. But the ring-tapping with the slogan? Best part evar.

Lady Gaga set out to do exactly what she's doing. She said she studied how to become famous, and was going to follow it.
I hope she's realizing how many people look up to her.
Yes, we know better than to take it too seriously, but shiat, look at all the money spent toward handlers. She must employ hundreds of folks.
Others take it seriously, and whatever. I take it at face value-she's become an icon of the different and those that wish to be- all at once. She's used her fame to help people. Whether or not she means it is irrelevant now.


/and that's all I have to say about that
 
2012-10-10 01:41:56 PM  

elementalogic: +1 subby.

That woman is redefining the term "attention whore".


Wait, Madonna didn't go to see Julian...
 
2012-10-10 01:45:13 PM  
She was also booed at the opening of her new perfume while in London.
 
2012-10-10 01:48:02 PM  

alice_600: She was also booed at the opening of her new perfume while in London.


Damnit!

While in London she was late for the premiere party of her new perfume and of course she was booed because of her tardiness. I wonder if this happened before or after she made the visit?
 
2012-10-10 01:51:59 PM  

cryinoutloud: Maybe they are both attention whores, but how are they AWing it here? It's not like they went out on the balcony and made a speech. Apparently she wanted to meet him and they had dinner. Oh look, picture of them together--THOSE F*CKING ATTENTION WHORES!!!!


Ummm.. posing for a photo shoot maybe? Her so she can seem hip and relevant, and him so he can stick his thumb in the eye of the world.

Not that it matters. its only a matter of time, and britain doesnt need to "storm" the embasy. It was silly to suggest it. All they need to do is pay Ecuador whatever they are asking. At which point he should be shipped to the 6 countries he has broken laws in now, and be tried in each one, followed by penalties, in order of ones which involve jail first.

rape, fleeing to avoid prosecution, espionage, etc...
 
2012-10-10 01:55:13 PM  
Surprise buttseks?
 
2012-10-10 02:11:23 PM  

NSFW: Why does she have that retarded look on her face?


When doesn't she?
 
2012-10-10 02:19:32 PM  
Form of..that shocked look when she undresses..
 
2012-10-10 02:52:23 PM  

hdhale: That Assange hasn't already gone for a walk and never came back by now is proof that the CIA isn't the massive, evil monster that is out to steal your dessert as portrayed in alarmist movies...


Ah, so the delay tactic is already changing some minds. They're smarter than I thought.
 
2012-10-10 03:17:51 PM  
hardly anyone uses the label "attention-whore" properly anymore.
 
2012-10-10 03:39:13 PM  

MeinRS6: Why would the CIA need to torture Assange? That doesn't make sense.


When has 'not making sense' EVER stopped the US government from doing something?
 
2012-10-10 03:41:29 PM  

Marty Devoid: [i25.photobucket.com image 600x375]


Is it just me, or does Gaga have her Halloween costume on early?
 
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