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(Mother Nature Network)   Simon Cowell's breakfast routine includes hot water with lemon, papaya juice with lime, tea, three different smoothies, and the fresh tears that birth forth from the snuffed out Hollywood dreams of a once idealistic 14-year-old girl   (mnn.com) divider line 26
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2012-10-10 10:21:44 AM  
Appalling.
 
2012-10-10 12:29:17 PM  
I have six fresh health human pituitary glands to keep me young and vigorous. To each his own.
 
2012-10-10 12:44:51 PM  
...birth forth... ???
 
2012-10-10 12:45:59 PM  

phlegmmo: ...birth forth... ???


He wrote that with a lisp.
 
2012-10-10 12:50:33 PM  
Headline gave me the weirdest... well... you know.
 
2012-10-10 12:52:27 PM  

Enormous-Schwanstucker: phlegmmo: ...birth forth... ???

He wrote that with a lisp.


Thimon Cowell'th breakfatht routine incloodth hot water with lemon, papaya jooth with lime, tea, three different thmootheeth, and the freth teerth that birth forth from the thnuffed out Hollywood dreamth of a wunth idealithtic 14-year-old girl
 
2012-10-10 12:54:33 PM  
Works for Cheney.
 
2012-10-10 01:00:52 PM  
"best source of enzymes" and phrases like that make me...skeptical.
 
2012-10-10 01:28:32 PM  
Man titties.



That is all.
 
2012-10-10 01:39:40 PM  
One day he'll get what's coming to him
i338.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-10 01:47:19 PM  
Wanker, rich but a wanker.
 
2012-10-10 02:06:13 PM  
I'll bet that Papaya juice gets expensive in the Winter time.
 
2012-10-10 02:09:20 PM  
Guess I should stop with the coffee and Lucky Strikes if I want man boobs like him.
 
2012-10-10 02:12:47 PM  

phlegmmo: Enormous-Schwanstucker: phlegmmo: ...birth forth... ???

He wrote that with a lisp.

Thimon Cowell'th breakfatht routine incloodth hot water with lemon, papaya jooth with lime, tea, three different thmootheeth, and the freth teerth that birth forth from the thnuffed out Hollywood dreamth of a wunth idealithtic 14-year-old girl


Excthellent!
 
2012-10-10 02:14:16 PM  

Crewmannumber6: One day he'll get what's coming to him


An insanely hot underage girl?
 
2012-10-10 02:14:59 PM  

kroonermanblack: Crewmannumber6: One day he'll get what's coming to him

An insanely hot underage girl?


Watch the movie
 
2012-10-10 02:44:19 PM  
So, is he a homosexual then or what? Because he certainly trips my gaydar, which I didn't even know I had...
 
2012-10-10 02:45:52 PM  

Suede head: So, is he a homosexual then or what? Because he certainly trips my gaydar, which I didn't even know I had...


Do you have a vested interest in where he sticks his dick? Who gives a shiat?
 
2012-10-10 03:05:42 PM  
Yep - he's smug.
 
2012-10-10 06:15:02 PM  

Crewmannumber6: One day he'll get what's coming to him
[i338.photobucket.com image 220x327]


Loved that movie.
 
2012-10-10 06:38:43 PM  
Why does he have tits?
 
2012-10-10 06:39:06 PM  
Why does that smoothie have a cloth napkin wrapped around the middle with a length of twine holding it in place?
 
2012-10-10 06:48:05 PM  

Cinaed: Why does that smoothie have a cloth napkin wrapped around the middle with a length of twine holding it in place?


$2.50 more.
 
2012-10-10 07:27:40 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Suede head: So, is he a homosexual then or what? Because he certainly trips my gaydar, which I didn't even know I had...

Do you have a vested interest in where he sticks his dick? Who gives a shiat?


The receiver of said dick. All over said dick.
 
2012-10-10 09:36:11 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Suede head: So, is he a homosexual then or what? Because he certainly trips my gaydar, which I didn't even know I had...

Do you have a vested interest in where he sticks his dick? Who gives a shiat?


Same people who give a shiat what he eats for breakfast I guess. Which seems to include you and, in a sad moment of self realization, me.

/off to eat a bullet smoothie
 
2012-10-10 11:40:20 PM  

devilskware: Crewmannumber6: Suede head: So, is he a homosexual then or what? Because he certainly trips my gaydar, which I didn't even know I had...

Do you have a vested interest in where he sticks his dick? Who gives a shiat?

Same people who give a shiat what he eats for breakfast I guess. Which seems to include you and, in a sad moment of self realization, me.

/off to eat a bullet smoothie


Unjacketed huh? That takes balls.
 
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