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What is NOT a good reason to dial 9-1-1?: A) Your home is being broken into. B) Your neighbor's home is on fire. C) You got crappy service at Burger King
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ShonenBat
2012-10-10 10:23:31 AM
3 votes:
Once again, 911 is for SUBWAY-related calls only!
phrawgh
2012-10-10 10:40:32 AM
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Rufus Lee King
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See any differences between then and now?
White folk?
halB
2012-10-10 10:35:46 AM
2 votes:
You steal from burger king -of course 911 will be called.
Burger king steals from you - 911 hopes you die in a ditch.
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist
2012-10-10 11:00:52 AM
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This happens so much, maybe they need to start teaching this is schools. 911 is not to be used about your fast food order.
I've seen it happen in person for a guy who was denied a free refill. Pretty funny. Stupid, but funny.
The Slush
2012-10-10 10:29:03 AM
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Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your western bacon cheeseburger
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