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(Oregon Live)   Hot woman featured on "Wife Swap" has been arrested for prostitution. Wait, isn't that pretty much the premise of the whole show?   (oregonlive.com) divider line 59
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2012-10-10 09:48:39 AM  
A dreamer of pictures
I run in the night
You see us together,
chasing the moonlight,
 
2012-10-10 09:59:17 AM  
The 21-year-old Guastaferro told troopers she had met attorney James Doyle while bartending in Niagara Falls two years earlier and that he paid her $500 to $700 twice a month to spend the night with him and have sex

She probably did tell the police this, and still doesn't understand why she's being charged with prostitution. I mean, it's not like she's a prostitute or something!
 
2012-10-10 10:05:16 AM  
I always insist that my prostitutes have discernible eyebrows. Color me weird.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-10 10:28:53 AM  
Alicia Guastaferro was arrested at a western New York Thruway travel plaza in August. State troopers investigating a complaint of erratic driving reported finding her and a Rochester attorney "slumped over" and apparently passed out in a running car.


That sounds about right...
 
2012-10-10 10:33:16 AM  
So raising daddy's little princess could not possibly have led to her being a hooker passed out on the interstate six years later, noo, impossible. and reality tv egging her on more didn't contribute either.
 
2012-10-10 10:36:07 AM  

tallguywithglasseson: The 21-year-old Guastaferro told troopers she had met attorney James Doyle while bartending in Niagara Falls two years earlier and that he paid her $500 to $700 twice a month to spend the night with him and have sex

She probably did tell the police this, and still doesn't understand why she's being charged with prostitution. I mean, it's not like she's a prostitute or something!


i157.photobucket.com


"She is as clumsy as she is stupid."
 
2012-10-10 10:37:33 AM  
How many times is this exact same headline/article going to be greenlighted?
 
2012-10-10 10:42:42 AM  

JustHereForThePics: How many times is this exact same headline/article going to be greenlighted?


Til they quit printing her picture or it quits being about a 21 year old wh*re who was on wife swap as the spoiled teen 6 years ago.. Can't get enough of it.

Actually, while we're slut shaming why aren't we mocking the dad as the hero he had to be to create this mess.
 
2012-10-10 10:49:52 AM  
Looks like a Real Doll.
 
2012-10-10 10:50:13 AM  
Wow. I am SHOCKED a spoiled bottle-blonde with orange skin had a hard time starting a normal life. She'll probably end up like Dana Plato or Lisa Kelly (Foreman's sister in That '70s Show).
 
2012-10-10 10:54:05 AM  
if I was that attorney, I would be really disappointed with myself for failing to advise my prostitute not talk to the police (and, if you are going to talk, that you at least try not to confess to crimes that they don't even know about).
 
2012-10-10 10:59:44 AM  

Elegy: I always insist that my prostitutes have discernible eyebrows. Color me weird.

[i.imgur.com image 159x213]


while i'm not studman69 here to complain about sharp knees, i can't consider her "hot" either, unless she is sweating from coming straight out of a tanning bed. i have a feeling she was far more attractive (according to my personal standards) PRIOR to skin treatments and hair dye
 
2012-10-10 11:04:43 AM  
Jesus, she looks just like my ex
 
2012-10-10 11:05:21 AM  

JustHereForThePics: How many times is this exact same headline/article going to be greenlighted?


Looks like it's a followup as the trial now begins.
 
2012-10-10 11:05:43 AM  

tallguywithglasseson: The 21-year-old Guastaferro told troopers she had met attorney James Doyle while bartending in Niagara Falls two years earlier and that he paid her $500 to $700 twice a month to spend the night with him and have sex

She probably did tell the police this, and still doesn't understand why she's being charged with prostitution. I mean, it's not like she's a prostitute or something!


To be fair- I have to spend a lot more than that a month on my wife. If I get regular play does that make her a prostitute?

/the short answer is probably
//legalize it and tax it, NV and most of Europe got it right
 
2012-10-10 11:08:14 AM  
I'll just leave this right here:

img.perezhilton.com

content.clearchannel.com

//GIS woohoo
 
2012-10-10 11:21:13 AM  

Mattix: I'll just leave this right here:

[img.perezhilton.com image 450x415]

[content.clearchannel.com image 350x280]

//GIS woohoo


I love the bottom one. It's giving me culture-shock.
 
2012-10-10 11:32:58 AM  
So where is this Wife Swap episode.
 
2012-10-10 11:45:59 AM  

Elegy: I always insist that my prostitutes have discernible eyebrows. Color me weird.



i50.tinypic.com

Here you go.
 
2012-10-10 11:52:16 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Elegy: I always insist that my prostitutes have discernible eyebrows. Color me weird.


[i50.tinypic.com image 384x512]

Here you go.


Now add a Groucho stache
 
2012-10-10 11:56:08 AM  
www.theopinionatednation.com

Blah I say.
 
2012-10-10 12:05:25 PM  

Zombie Hitler: So where is this Wife Swap episode.


You can start here. That episode was insane.
 
2012-10-10 12:10:43 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-10 12:19:18 PM  

SlagginOff: Looks like a Real Doll.


It looks like Shelly Duvall had plastic surgery to look like one of those "Barbie Girls" that get green lit from time to time.
 
2012-10-10 12:28:03 PM  

Mattix: I'll just leave this right here:

[img.perezhilton.com image 450x415]

[content.clearchannel.com image 350x280]

//GIS woohoo


Is that second one her high school yearbook photo?
 
2012-10-10 12:32:49 PM  

KatjaMouse: Zombie Hitler: So where is this Wife Swap episode.

You can start here. That episode was insane.


Ohhh...

this is going to be fantastic.
 
2012-10-10 12:36:08 PM  
lol, This is such a rich vein of schadenfreude! We're gonna need more pickaxes down here, boss!
 
2012-10-10 12:36:12 PM  
Jeez you think banging a lawyer you would think some of that would rub off on you. Simple things like dont talk to the police. Im suprised she didnt give up her whole family. She should have just said he was her sugar daddy. Thats not illegal last time I checked.
 
2012-10-10 12:38:09 PM  
Old news is still old news...
 
2012-10-10 12:41:05 PM  
"She looks like a prostitute."

Overbearing feminism lady called it years ago. Give her the SHErlock HERlmes award.
 
2012-10-10 12:42:35 PM  

Zombie Hitler: "She looks like a prostitute."

Overbearing feminism lady called it years ago. Give her the SHErlock HERlmes award.


Oh it just gets better. Trust me on this. Wait till you see what happens when she's told she has to do her own homework for the first time.
 
2012-10-10 12:42:38 PM  

Mattix: I'll just leave this right here:

[img.perezhilton.com image 450x415]

[content.clearchannel.com image 350x280]

//GIS woohoo


Her farking legs look like something from a Rob Liefeld drawing.
 
2012-10-10 12:44:27 PM  
The 21-year-old Guastaferro told troopers she...

Doyle, meanwhile, is due in court in November on charges of drunken driving, patronizing a prostitute and unlawfully dealing with a child for allegedly buying Guastaferro drinks.


imageshack.us
 
2012-10-10 12:44:46 PM  

KatjaMouse: Zombie Hitler: "She looks like a prostitute."

Overbearing feminism lady called it years ago. Give her the SHErlock HERlmes award.

Oh it just gets better. Trust me on this. Wait till you see what happens when she's told she has to do her own homework for the first time.


lol, I'm going nuts looking for the second part.
 
2012-10-10 12:53:56 PM  
After briefly viewing some of the clip from the above link all I can say is "apple through a fence"
 
2012-10-10 12:54:06 PM  

indarwinsshadow: [www.theopinionatednation.com image 650x398]

Blah I say.


i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-10 12:55:31 PM  
First off I would like to say yes, yes I would sex her.

Now that is out of the way..... why on earth do these people think that coloring themselves orange is.... something...
 
2012-10-10 01:00:01 PM  
cdn1.sbnation.com
 
2012-10-10 01:01:24 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Elegy: I always insist that my prostitutes have discernible eyebrows. Color me weird.




Here you go.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-10 01:04:52 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: [cdn1.sbnation.com image 600x472]


Oh my god that was bothering the hell out of me.
 
2012-10-10 01:10:59 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: [cdn1.sbnation.com image 600x472]


A picture is worth a thousand derps....
 
2012-10-10 01:15:07 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: [cdn1.sbnation.com image 600x472]


I miss that show....
 
2012-10-10 01:16:36 PM  

Generation_D: JustHereForThePics: How many times is this exact same headline/article going to be greenlighted?

Til they quit printing her picture or it quits being about a 21 year old wh*re who was on wife swap as the spoiled teen 6 years ago.. Can't get enough of it.

Actually, while we're slut shaming why aren't we mocking the dad as the hero he had to be to create this mess.


I feel really bad for her because her parents were famewhores and are directly responsible for her inability to live normally; I remember that episode as it got a fair amount of internet shame. I believe her statement about being told by producers to "act more spoiled." Such a damn shame, she was a pretty girl who had no real chance of a good life brought about by hard work and independence -- because her a-hole parents are so f-ed up.This young lady never had a chance.
 
2012-10-10 01:28:54 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Generation_D: JustHereForThePics: How many times is this exact same headline/article going to be greenlighted?

Til they quit printing her picture or it quits being about a 21 year old wh*re who was on wife swap as the spoiled teen 6 years ago.. Can't get enough of it.

Actually, while we're slut shaming why aren't we mocking the dad as the hero he had to be to create this mess.

I feel really bad for her because her parents were famewhores and are directly responsible for her inability to live normally; I remember that episode as it got a fair amount of internet shame. I believe her statement about being told by producers to "act more spoiled." Such a damn shame, she was a pretty girl who had no real chance of a good life brought about by hard work and independence -- because her a-hole parents are so f-ed up.This young lady never had a chance.


Wasn't she also basically illiterate cause her mom did all her work for her? I seem to recall the swapped in mom trying to get her to read or something and she sounded like an elementary schooler. =(
 
2012-10-10 01:34:14 PM  

Juel1979: Wasn't she also basically illiterate cause her mom did all her work for her? I seem to recall the swapped in mom trying to get her to read or something and she sounded like an elementary schooler. =(


There was the part where she had to make a poster about women in American History and her handwriting looked like that of a 7 year old... if that. And she misspelled American.
 
2012-10-10 01:57:13 PM  
She is not that attractive.
 
2012-10-10 01:57:38 PM  

boyvoyeur: The 21-year-old Guastaferro told troopers she...

...had met attorney James Doyle while bartending in Niagara Falls two years earlier...

Doyle, meanwhile, is due in court in November on charges of drunken driving, patronizing a prostitute and unlawfully dealing with a child for allegedly buying Guastaferro drinks.

[imageshack.us image 420x356]


Just read to the end of the sentence, champ.
 
2012-10-10 02:14:14 PM  
That woman is not hot. Well, unless you're one of those guys that thinks that any fugly non-fat chick with fried blonde hair and a spray-on tan is hot.
 
2012-10-10 02:16:32 PM  
Is it me, or are 'teen' and 'child' being thrown in the middle of a prostitution story to sex it up?

Wow.
 
2012-10-10 02:34:03 PM  
Oh lawd. What the hell is wrong with her? Why would she do that to herself? She cannot possibly believe that is attractive.
 
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