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(BBC)   In Tunisian 'Highlights for Children', Gallant learns how to make Molotov cocktails, while Goofus... er, come again?   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 40
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2012-10-10 09:28:36 AM  
Mix 'em up right in the kitchen sink.
 
2012-10-10 09:39:35 AM  
Next up: how to mix gasoline and styrofoam to make napalm! Fun for the whole family!

the Manson family...
 
2012-10-10 09:57:57 AM  
news.bbcimg.co.uk

Tunisia also has a two headed kid
 
2012-10-10 09:59:53 AM  
media.pn.am
 
2012-10-10 10:00:41 AM  
This week's guest writer for Knowledge Corner is He Who Walks Behind the Rows.
 
2012-10-10 10:02:57 AM  
My favorite part was "Spot the hidden Zionists"
 
2012-10-10 10:03:44 AM  
RELIGION OF PEACE
 
2012-10-10 10:03:55 AM  

gopher321: Next up: how to mix gasoline and styrofoam to make napalm! Fun for the whole family!

the Manson family...


You can do that?!

So, uh, what other fun recipes do we have for Saturday boredom in the Middle East?
 
2012-10-10 10:05:20 AM  

PirateKing: My favorite part was "Spot the hidden Zionists"


Where's Schlomo?
 
2012-10-10 10:05:39 AM  

BronyMedic: gopher321: Next up: how to mix gasoline and styrofoam to make napalm! Fun for the whole family!

the Manson family...

You can do that?!

So, uh, what other fun recipes do we have for Saturday boredom in the Middle East?


I saw a movie where some guy made it with gas and dish washing soap. Don't know if that would work or not.
 
2012-10-10 10:06:28 AM  
I can't find the seventh bottle in the picture.
 
2012-10-10 10:07:09 AM  
 
2012-10-10 10:07:19 AM  
We had to learn the joys of Moltovs, pipe bombs and napalm all on our own and without the internet to find stuff out back when I was a kid.


/get off my lawn
//mined, all mined
 
2012-10-10 10:07:48 AM  
What? Who didn't make Molotovs as a child? I have fond memories of Seamus, Liam and I of a spring morning taking our Cidona bottles and...but enough of these childhood memories...
 
2012-10-10 10:08:54 AM  
The ministry said it would ask an investigating magistrate to open a case against the publishers and all those involved.

Another Muslim country that doesn't respect freedom of speech.
 
2012-10-10 10:13:17 AM  
Wait until they hear about toilet bowl cleaner and aluminum foil.
 
2012-10-10 10:13:27 AM  
I always liked the riddles.

Q: What do you get when you put a Jew in a bucket?

A: An unclean reservoir of filth and decay that must be purged by fire for the glory of Allah.
 
2012-10-10 10:15:58 AM  

abhorrent1: BronyMedic: gopher321: Next up: how to mix gasoline and styrofoam to make napalm! Fun for the whole family!

the Manson family...

You can do that?!

So, uh, what other fun recipes do we have for Saturday boredom in the Middle East?

I saw a movie where some guy made it with gas and dish washing soap. Don't know if that would work or not.


It works. My dishes are spotless.
 
2012-10-10 10:16:51 AM  
Well, at least they hate Israel. Progressives should import em by the millions into the US to vote.
 
2012-10-10 10:17:29 AM  
I'm a little bit circumspect about this. I mean, we teach our kids to shoot guns. Maybe they have a constitutional right to homemade explosives for the same reason that we have one for gun. Maybe Molotov Cocktails are their version of our .22 rimfire; an easy gateway for beginners.
 
2012-10-10 10:21:55 AM  
Anyone remember bottle bombs? Good times, good times.
 
gja
2012-10-10 10:24:24 AM  

BronyMedic: gopher321: Next up: how to mix gasoline and styrofoam to make napalm! Fun for the whole family!

the Manson family...

You can do that?!

So, uh, what other fun recipes do we have for Saturday boredom in the Middle East?


I have a great recipe for Fulminate of Mercury. That always good for wrecking the day of anyone within a 5 block radius.
Who were you thinkin of Jihadin?
 
2012-10-10 10:24:30 AM  

cgraves67: I'm a little bit circumspect about this. I mean, we teach our kids to shoot guns. Maybe they have a constitutional right to homemade explosives for the same reason that we have one for gun. Maybe Molotov Cocktails are their version of our .22 rimfire; an easy gateway for beginners.


Here, such magazines teach kids about things like elevators, knots and grocery stores, things the kids will see and use on a regular basis. I guess if those kids see Molotov cocktails over there so often, the younger ones might wonder what's up with them.
 
2012-10-10 10:25:44 AM  

buckler: I always liked the riddles.

Q: What do you get when you put a Jew in a bucket?

A: An unclean reservoir of filth and decay that must be purged by fire for the glory of Allah.


friendsofsyria.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-10 10:34:30 AM  

BronyMedic: gopher321: Next up: how to mix gasoline and styrofoam to make napalm! Fun for the whole family!

the Manson family...

You can do that?!

So, uh, what other fun recipes do we have for Saturday boredom in the Middle East?


Swimming pool chlorine wafers dropped in the the bottom of a baked bean can and covered with a bottle of DOT-3 brake fluid gives you a 30 foot column of fire...

Or so I've heard :)

There's also the classic "equal parts 400 mesh aluminum and Ferrous Oxide". Add magnesium ribbon to taste.

/burned a hole in a broken cast iron skillet with that recipe once.
 
2012-10-10 10:36:09 AM  
Any male kid with an ounce of imagination can figure out how to make many destructive devices without a magazine's help. Molotov cocktails, tennis ball bombs...the list is endless.
 
2012-10-10 10:36:39 AM  
Goofus and Gallant threads are always fun.
 
2012-10-10 10:40:54 AM  
Goofus receives a 750-page document justifying the invasion of a random Middle Eastern country he has never heard of, or visited. Goofus tosses the bill in the garbage, holds a press conference, and declares that, "after careful consideration, voting YES is the only option for the continued success of American democracy."

Gallant receives a 750-page document justifying the invasion of a random Middle Eastern country he is vaguely aware of, but has never visited. Gallant hands the political tome to an unpaid intern and says, "Just give me the gist, kid." The next morning, Gallant declares that, "after careful consideration, voting YES is the only option for the continued success of American democracy."
 
2012-10-10 10:49:31 AM  

BronyMedic: gopher321: Next up: how to mix gasoline and styrofoam to make napalm! Fun for the whole family!

the Manson family...

You can do that?!

So, uh, what other fun recipes do we have for Saturday boredom in the Middle East?


There is always this.
 
2012-10-10 10:55:37 AM  
That's just a pretty low move. Talk about recruiting child soldiers.
 
2012-10-10 10:59:27 AM  
maybe 2 years ago Huey on The Boondocks made a shock yer ass rubber glove. he commented he learned how on teh internet. i went looked and yup, it was there.
 
2012-10-10 10:59:35 AM  
Gallant excuses himself and goes to the bathroom to clean up afterwards......

Goofus just wipes off on the curtains.


/lol
 
2012-10-10 11:23:33 AM  
Duh, islamic education
 
2012-10-10 11:40:58 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 304x171]

Tunisia also has a two headed kid


To save on labor costs, they've combined Gallant and Goofus into... Galloonfus!
 
2012-10-10 11:45:48 AM  

mikaloyd: Well, at least they hate Israel. Progressives should import em by the millions into the US to vote.


offmymeds: Goofus receives a 750-page document justifying the invasion of a random Middle Eastern country he has never heard of, or visited. Goofus tosses the bill in the garbage, holds a press conference, and declares that, "after careful consideration, voting YES is the only option for the continued success of American democracy."

Gallant receives a 750-page document justifying the invasion of a random Middle Eastern country he is vaguely aware of, but has never visited. Gallant hands the political tome to an unpaid intern and says, "Just give me the gist, kid." The next morning, Gallant declares that, "after careful consideration, voting YES is the only option for the continued success of American democracy."


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2012-10-10 11:58:27 AM  

Sybarite: Mix 'em up right in the kitchen sink.


Yeah, but it smells like turpentine and looks like indian ink.
 
2012-10-10 12:03:58 PM  
They're just keeping p with the times.
 
2012-10-10 12:06:11 PM  

Lone Stranger: We had to learn the joys of Moltovs, pipe bombs and napalm all on our own and without the internet to find stuff out back when I was a kid.

/get off my lawn
//mined, all mined


Sarah Connor: What've we got? Moth balls, corn syrup, ammonia. What's for dinner?
Kyle Reese: Plastique.
Sarah Connor: That sounds good. What is it?
Kyle Reese: Nitroglycerine-base; it's a bit more stable. I learned to make it when I was a kid.
 
2012-10-10 01:46:17 PM  
Free speech aside. What the hell made you think this was a good idea?
 
2012-10-11 01:30:30 PM  
Reading Rainbow? Guess you really can do anything
 
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