FARK.com: (7373449) Stop me if you've heard this one before: Russian captain guzzles bottle of vodak, gets behind wheel of 30,000 ton ship and crashes it. "I'm tired and Ivan to go to bed"

		Stop me if you've heard this one before: Russian captain guzzles bottle of vodak, gets behind wheel of 30,000 ton ship and crashes it. "I'm tired and Ivan to go to bed" (mirror.co.uk)		6
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WarszawaScream		2012-10-10 11:07:51 AM

2 votes:

BEHOLD THE POWER OF VODAK.

Monongahela Misfit		2012-10-10 06:38:45 PM

1 votes:

I thought The Italians were the Drinking Captains

dittybopper		2012-10-10 11:26:18 AM

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phrawgh: What was he Russian for?

All his life, presumably.

blatz514		2012-10-10 10:52:00 AM

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FTFA: He was heading for the Humber estuary but he was eventually stopped and quizzed by the police.

What's 4 times potato?

elementalogic		2012-10-10 10:39:33 AM

1 votes:

So he'll never get to see Montana?

Expolaris		2012-10-10 10:38:17 AM

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He just needs to blame his first mate Wiggles on the whole affair for not keeping his captain properly blitzed!

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