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Stop me if you've heard this one before: Russian captain guzzles bottle of vodak, gets behind wheel of 30,000 ton ship and crashes it. "I'm tired and Ivan to go to bed"
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2012-10-10 10:38:17 AM
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He just needs to blame his first mate Wiggles on the whole affair for not keeping his captain properly blitzed!
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