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(Mirror.co.uk)   Stop me if you've heard this one before: Russian captain guzzles bottle of vodak, gets behind wheel of 30,000 ton ship and crashes it. "I'm tired and Ivan to go to bed"   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 32
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2012-10-10 09:24:27 AM  
No video of the event ? It didn't happen.
 
2012-10-10 09:25:45 AM  
I wouldn't think one bottle of vodka would even put a dent in the sobriety of a Russian sea captain.
 
2012-10-10 10:38:17 AM  
images.wikia.com

He just needs to blame his first mate Wiggles on the whole affair for not keeping his captain properly blitzed!
 
2012-10-10 10:39:18 AM  
Vodak. What do the Putin there?
 
2012-10-10 10:39:33 AM  
So he'll never get to see Montana?
 
2012-10-10 10:41:24 AM  
What was he Russian for?
 
2012-10-10 10:44:22 AM  
Volga boat man?
 
2012-10-10 10:52:00 AM  
FTFA: He was heading for the Humber estuary but he was eventually stopped and quizzed by the police.

What's 4 times potato?
 
2012-10-10 10:52:03 AM  
I'm old enough to see what you did there, charming subby.
 
2012-10-10 10:53:18 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-10 10:58:57 AM  
The captain admitted that he had drunk a bottle of vodka, but later changed it to five or six pints.

ROFL.... good plan, bro.
 
2012-10-10 11:04:26 AM  

Expolaris: [images.wikia.com image 508x439]

He just needs to blame his first mate Wiggles on the whole affair for not keeping his captain properly blitzed!


Oh, the fools! Why didn't they build it with six thousand and one hulls? When will they learn?
 
2012-10-10 11:07:51 AM  
farm4.staticflickr.com

BEHOLD THE POWER OF VODAK.
 
2012-10-10 11:13:12 AM  
Was his last crazy ivan to the left or the right?
 
2012-10-10 11:16:19 AM  
Well at least he didn't make it to the freeway.
 
2012-10-10 11:17:16 AM  

Headso: Expolaris: [images.wikia.com image 508x439]

He just needs to blame his first mate Wiggles on the whole affair for not keeping his captain properly blitzed!

Oh, the fools! Why didn't they build it with six thousand and one hulls? When will they learn?


2.bp.blogspot.com

/Favorited as First Mate Wiggles
 
2012-10-10 11:24:55 AM  
Don't drink the vodak you find on a sunken Russian ship.
 
2012-10-10 11:26:18 AM  

phrawgh: What was he Russian for?


All his life, presumably.
 
2012-10-10 11:52:04 AM  
Con, sonar. Crazy Ivan!
 
2012-10-10 11:59:20 AM  

tom baker's scarf: Was his last crazy ivan to the left or the right?


I don't know. I'd just be guessing. But I know this now... the Russians deliberately sank that ship to protect themselves. Maybe to protect us all.
 
2012-10-10 12:04:32 PM  
Sounds familiar - wasn't it something about an oil tanker and a bridge? But go ahead, and tell me anyway.
 
2012-10-10 12:44:50 PM  
holy crap... Whenever I feel like I could be in better shape at 44, I'm going to look at pictures of this guy. Ye gods, the years have treated him harshly and without mercy.
 
2012-10-10 01:07:04 PM  

imashark: Con, sonar. Crazy Ivan!


Came for this but the futurama stole the show. 

/leaving very happy
 
2012-10-10 01:59:38 PM  

dittybopper: Don't drink the vodak you find on a sunken Russian ship.


Damn straight.

/That movie scared the hell out of me.
 
2012-10-10 02:13:36 PM  
Too many pings apparently.
 
2012-10-10 03:04:23 PM  
Same type of thing happened here in Oklahoma back in 2002 - 14 people dead

/I had just gone over that bridge a few hours before... 

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2012-10-10 04:50:12 PM  
He had a little drink about an hour ago, and it went right to his head?
 
2012-10-10 04:52:02 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-10 06:05:07 PM  

unchellmatt: holy crap... Whenever I feel like I could be in better shape at 44, I'm going to look at pictures of this guy. Ye gods, the years have treated him harshly and without mercy.


This is the same reason Honey Boo Boo's mom is useful.
 
2012-10-10 06:38:45 PM  
I thought The Italians were the Drinking Captains
 
2012-10-10 10:09:31 PM  
Subby is a farking retard.
 
2012-10-10 11:38:30 PM  
www.sadgeezer.com
I had a little drink about an hour ago
To celebrate Rimmer's death! 

/first thing I thought of
 
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