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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Minneapolis quickly responds to its failure of not answering 911 calls promptly, by ensuring the calls will be answered after 10 seconds by a machine   (startribune.com) divider line 5
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2012-10-10 10:25:55 AM
2 votes:
I foresee a spike in the reports of regicides in progress.
2012-10-10 12:26:42 PM
1 votes:
Hey, 911 operators cost money. The city has a business to run. You understand. Take care of your own damn emergency, instead of sucking up tax dollars like one of the 47%.
2012-10-10 10:39:38 AM
1 votes:

biyaaatci: What is this? Some kind of joke?

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Now, I dialed 911 a long time ago.



FTFY
2012-10-10 10:32:49 AM
1 votes:
You have selected regicide...

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2012-10-10 10:01:23 AM
1 votes:
That's one of the reasons why, starting this week, callers to 911 who do not get an operator within 10 seconds will hear a recorded message telling them to stay on the line until an operator is available.

Thank you for calling Minneapolis 9-1-1. Your call is important to us. We're sure your call is important to you too. Please choose from the following options:

If you are bleeding and the blood is jetting into the air, not staying in contact with skin, apply pressure to the wound and scream for help. A bystander will be along to assist.

If you are bleeding and blood is flowing, not jetting, stay on the line. To save time, have your insurance card ready.

If you are being mugged, robbed, raped, or otherwise assaulted by an armed attacker, do not resist. Go limp. Remain silent. Do not startle or provoke the attacker. He or she will get bored and wander off.

If you are being mugged, robbed, raped, or otherwise assaulted by an unarmed attacker, scream for help. A bystander will be along to assist.

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