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Mystery monkey of Tampa Bay extends his 15 minutes of fame by attacking an elderly woman
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Nickster79
2012-10-10 12:21:12 AM
2 votes:
"I don't trust the monkey"
That may be the greatest quote from a local news story that has ever been uttered.
IAMTHEINTARWEBS
2012-10-10 07:58:34 AM
1 votes:
Thank god he hasn't figured out how to use dynamite. He'd hold the local mcdonalds hostage.
\don't taunt him
KrispyKritter
2012-10-10 03:26:48 AM
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blue hair and Ben Gay makes me violent too.
PacManDreaming
2012-10-10 12:39:15 AM
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Paris1127
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monkeys are quite dangerous if you're carrying food
You know how to solve that problem?
1) Make some kind of pastries loaded with ghost chilies in the center of them
2) Place on tray and walk past monkeys
3) Sit back and watch the show
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