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(WTSP)   Mystery monkey of Tampa Bay extends his 15 minutes of fame by attacking an elderly woman   (wtsp.com) divider line 27
    More: Florida, Tampa Bay, Jeff Seilbach  
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3517 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Oct 2012 at 2:43 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-10 12:13:57 AM  
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Sketch of the suspect

/monkeys are quite dangerous if you're carrying food
//I was in Singapore two weeks ago and had to escort two scared women past a group of macaques
///after completing the escort, I turned right back around and started taking photos of the macaques
////moral(s) of the story: never carry food near Bukit Timah and if you do look around for a 6'+ tall foreign tourist to escort you past the primates
 
2012-10-10 12:21:12 AM  
"I don't trust the monkey"

That may be the greatest quote from a local news story that has ever been uttered.
 
2012-10-10 12:39:15 AM  

Paris1127: monkeys are quite dangerous if you're carrying food


You know how to solve that problem?

1) Make some kind of pastries loaded with ghost chilies in the center of them
2) Place on tray and walk past monkeys
3) Sit back and watch the show
 
2012-10-10 12:40:12 AM  
I lived in south St. Pete for years. Oh what I wouldn't have done for a crazed monkey.
 
2012-10-10 02:51:20 AM  
I had no idea Peter Gabriel was hanging out in Florida these days.
 
2012-10-10 02:52:22 AM  

Confabulat: I lived in south St. Pete for years. Oh what I wouldn't have done for a crazed monkey.


I would think you have had your fill of crazed monkeys here on Fark. Especially TF.
 
2012-10-10 02:57:20 AM  
I think I saw this before in Dead Alive.
 
2012-10-10 03:07:03 AM  

Paris1127: /monkeys are quite dangerous if you're carrying food
//I was in Singapore two weeks ago and had to escort two scared women past a group of macaques
///after completing the escort, I turned right back around and started taking photos of the macaques


Who wants to see photos of macaques?
 
2012-10-10 03:18:28 AM  
I follow him on Facebook. He says he is innocentof this charge and was framed.
 
2012-10-10 03:26:48 AM  
blue hair and Ben Gay makes me violent too.
 
2012-10-10 03:35:46 AM  
There are small colonies of monkeys all over the state and some are growing. In 50 years Florida will be over-run with pythons, monkeys, and iguanas. It will be an improvement.
The list of suggested articles at the bottom of the page make me ashamed to be a Florida native.
 
2012-10-10 05:43:45 AM  
This headline made me lol

good jorb, subby
 
2012-10-10 06:30:55 AM  

Nickster79: "I don't trust the monkey".


"He gets up in my tree and starts shaking it because he wants to be fed. If you don't feed him, he cops an attitude,"

That may also be the greatest quote from a local news story that has ever been uttered. 
FTFY
 
2012-10-10 07:02:13 AM  
Mystery Monkey is a good band name.
 
2012-10-10 07:09:15 AM  
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2012-10-10 07:42:02 AM  
 
2012-10-10 07:58:34 AM  
Thank god he hasn't figured out how to use dynamite. He'd hold the local mcdonalds hostage.
\don't taunt him
 
2012-10-10 08:21:12 AM  
There's no wrong way to eat a rhesus.

Eat Macaque.
 
2012-10-10 08:21:25 AM  

redsquid: There are small colonies of monkeys all over the state and some are growing. In 50 years Florida will be over-run with pythons, monkeys, and iguanas. It will be an improvement.
The list of suggested articles at the bottom of the page make me ashamed to be a Florida native.


First thing that comes to me is to hunt them for sport, under the excuse of exterminating an invasive species. Take up a collection, I need therapy.
 
2012-10-10 09:00:30 AM  
www.seidling.info

Mmm, I can't wait to eat that monkey
 
2012-10-10 09:13:59 AM  
seen looking for him...

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2012-10-10 10:06:44 AM  
"...In order to bring this to its best possible conclusion, we need the cooperation of everyone in staying away from the area so that we can do our job."

i.e. We're going to shoot this monkey and dissect its brain.
 
2012-10-10 10:24:31 AM  
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2012-10-10 11:34:58 AM  
This is relevant to my interests.

I play in a hate rock band called Anti-Ape. We preach eradication of all primate species on earth. All of our proceeds go to support poaching efforts in Congo and Rwanda.

F*ck monkeys.
 
2012-10-10 01:03:18 PM  
With all the dope in FL. I'm surprised no one put a little Meth in his salad. After being cranked up for a couple of days, he'll crash and shouldn't be that hard to pick up.
 
2012-10-10 01:57:47 PM  

El Brujo: This is relevant to my interests.

I play in a hate rock band called Anti-Ape. We preach eradication of all primate species on earth. All of our proceeds go to support poaching efforts in Congo and Rwanda.

F*ck monkeys.


Sounds like a weak Gwar ripoff.
 
2012-10-10 09:47:36 PM  
Where's the Bronx Zoo cobra when you need it?
 
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