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(Chicago Trib)   Chuck E. Cheese's, where a kid can be a kid, and a teenage waitress will stab you if your date complains about his salad   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 45
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2012-10-10 12:07:28 AM
10 votes:
Shardonnae

shablee was over at dave & buster's
2012-10-10 12:15:16 AM
8 votes:
As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.
2012-10-10 06:52:32 AM
4 votes:
ftfa: "...charged with simple assault and battery"

How would she have qualified for complicated assualt and battery? Constructing a Rube Goldberg device to stab him?
2012-10-10 04:54:37 AM
4 votes:

jakepowers: There are only two things more depressing than the salad bar at chuck-E-cheese. 1, the holocaust and 2, slavery


I've never been to chuck-E-cheese, but now that I know they have a holocaust and slavery, I'm totally going to check it out.
2012-10-10 04:07:39 AM
4 votes:
Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend Peanutnore.
2012-10-10 04:42:49 AM
3 votes:

dbirchall: drjekel_mrhyde: Not all of us name our kids like that. My daughter name is Arianna which is combo of my name Adrian and her mother's name Joanna.

Did you mean Adrianna, with a D, or did that particular experiment in your mad linguistic scientist's name-combining laboratory not go smoothly?

(Did something similar for my first kid's middle name.)


Had to drop the D it just didn't sound right in her mother's mind
/Yes my balls were pursed at the time
2012-10-10 04:30:13 AM
3 votes:
So someone got mad because Shardonnae tossed the salad?
2012-10-10 02:55:22 AM
3 votes:

Ambivalence: Who the hell orders a salad from Chuck E Cheese?


It's actually a "pizza salad". They put a slice of pizza in a bowl and then pour in half a cup of ranch dressing.
2012-10-10 09:59:37 AM
2 votes:

Jack's Smirking Revenge: AverageAmericanGuy: SpikeStrip: Shardonnae

shablee was over at dave & buster's

And what about Kabernay and Rosae?

They took their kids Zynfyndeyll and Pee-No Greejeoh to the McDonald's playground.


But their son Toobukchuk couldn't afford to go.

also,

www.8daysageek.com

TWO BUCK CHUCK!
2012-10-10 09:43:23 AM
2 votes:
Shot-O-Tequilla
2012-10-10 05:52:34 AM
2 votes:
"And Now... The Punchline!"

"Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife,"

...groan
2012-10-10 05:24:06 AM
2 votes:
Chuck E Cheese is for chumps. I take my statutory rape bait to ShowBiz Pizza.
2012-10-10 04:49:58 AM
2 votes:
There are only two things more depressing than the salad bar at chuck-E-cheese. 1, the holocaust and 2, slavery
2012-10-10 04:25:40 AM
2 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Not all of us name our kids like that. My daughter name is Arianna which is combo of my name Adrian and her mother's name Joanna.
/Did bang a chick named Tanqueray in my 20's


I always thought your username was just your first name
dra-jek-KEL mra-hid
2012-10-10 04:18:11 AM
2 votes:
Not all of us name our kids like that. My daughter name is Arianna which is combo of my name Adrian and her mother's name Joanna.
/Did bang a chick named Tanqueray in my 20's
2012-10-10 12:21:26 AM
2 votes:
A date.

At Chuck-E-Cheese.

Christ. Class it up a little and go to Sizzler or Golden Corral. Hell, if you feel like a high-roller, you could even splurge on a trip to Applebee's!
2012-10-10 01:24:06 PM
1 votes:
"Shardonnae"?

How is it possible she works at a Chuck-e-Cheese and not at a strip club?
2012-10-10 11:33:00 AM
1 votes:

FTDA: StrangeQ: CeroX: I also feel like saying something about ghetto mom's perpetuating stereo typical naming conventions... and this doesn't just apply to black ghetto mom's either... I've seen plenty of white trailer trash ghetto mom's pull this same BS...

Your kid is not going to be shot to the top of the billboard charts just because you came up with a witty way to respell an already established word... in fact, i would say they are more likely to work at a Chuck E Cheese before they find themselves in front of Simon Cowell...

/Yuneek
//Younique
///Euneik
////Ewenic

Eunuch?

That would be the Baby Daddy.


um... how does THAT work?
2012-10-10 11:31:07 AM
1 votes:

cowgirl toffee: Rufus Lee King: UberDave: As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.

Be sure to throw your silverware on the floor as soon an anything displeases you. It shows your, uh, "date" that you're a real "take charge" kind of guy.

Yeah, and if you're lucky... you will remind her of her daddy.


Straight up. Girls with daddy issues are awesome....for about 3 weeks.
2012-10-10 11:25:48 AM
1 votes:

Pumpernickel bread: So, this 40 year old man had a temper tantrum and threw his silverware on the floor because his salad was taken away? I get why the waitress got all stabby, but why the girl? What did she do besides go on a date with a douche?


You "get why the waitress got all stabby"?? You seriously think that immature people should be dealt with by stabbing them with a box cutter?
2012-10-10 11:18:07 AM
1 votes:
Shardoney was just pissed because that guy was showing of his new girlfriend, Kabernay Sauvigneequa.
2012-10-10 11:17:31 AM
1 votes:

StrangeQ: CeroX: I also feel like saying something about ghetto mom's perpetuating stereo typical naming conventions... and this doesn't just apply to black ghetto mom's either... I've seen plenty of white trailer trash ghetto mom's pull this same BS...

Your kid is not going to be shot to the top of the billboard charts just because you came up with a witty way to respell an already established word... in fact, i would say they are more likely to work at a Chuck E Cheese before they find themselves in front of Simon Cowell...

/Yuneek
//Younique
///Euneik
////Ewenic

Eunuch?


That would be the Baby Daddy.
2012-10-10 10:31:53 AM
1 votes:

cfffffgagffacfacfacfacfacccccfcaaffff: nogames2k4: Security guards at the restaurant detained Pruitt until police arrived.

Security guards...at Chuck E. Cheese...the family fun restaurant!

Wonder if they are armed?

You joke now, but just wait until some disgruntled server tries to misapply a tool to your face.


My sick mind interpreted that the wrong way. Now my Uber Feminist boss want's to know what's so funny.
2012-10-10 09:43:10 AM
1 votes:

PallMall: Marcintosh: when CC was relavent to us, you couldn't drag our kid inside one.

Thought wife was lying about it. Until I saw it for my self.

"C'mon honey, you'll have fun!" Full scale melt down in the parking lot. "I'll go in with you and it'll be fine, you'll see." Big eyes from the back seat. "Here we are see? It's not what . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD"
(back @ home)
"Honey, I'm sorry. We'll send a card with a twenty or something. I couldn't leave her there in that pit-o-hell. Christ, I'm not sure they weren't practicing cannibalism in there. Farking savages. We were lucky to get out with out needing stitches. Sorry I didn't believe you"

As a kid, I'd just hide underneath the stage where those creepy sub-human robot (animals?) played crap songs.... that or play Tron, PacMan, Pole Position, etc.

/Dejavu.... I think I posted the exact same thing in another thread mentioning Chuck E Cheese.


Weren't those like black-lit tunnels?
2012-10-10 09:38:27 AM
1 votes:
Like anything else, you need to be aware of the neighborhood CEC is in. I've been in a couple that were decent, been in one that I was probably the only person not packing.

True story...there was a child named Courvoisier where I used to live. Can't remember the exact spelling, but once he turned 18, his name was in the paper frequently.
2012-10-10 09:21:01 AM
1 votes:
From Chuck's website:

www.chuckecheese.com
2012-10-10 09:20:09 AM
1 votes:
www.coffeecoffeeandmorecoffee.com
/Approves.
//Old School.
2012-10-10 09:19:09 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: SpikeStrip: Shardonnae

shablee was over at dave & buster's

And what about Kabernay and Rosae?


They took their kids Zynfyndeyll and Pee-No Greejeoh to the McDonald's playground.
2012-10-10 09:18:27 AM
1 votes:
What a Shardonnae might look like...

profile.ak.fbcdn.net 

/from a Google search of her name, not just a guess
2012-10-10 08:50:01 AM
1 votes:
gerbilpox

Rufus Lee King: UberDave: As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.

Be sure to throw your silverware on the floor as soon an anything displeases you. It shows your, uh, "date" that you're a real "take charge" kind of guy.

I thought she was the one who threw them. I guess the grammar makes it unclear:

The customer was with a 40-year-old man who became angry that Pruitt had taken away his salad plate and threw his utensils on the floor and demanded to see the manager, police said.

I'd be upset too, if a waitress demanded to see her manager about me.

Damned tattletale. 


came to say this. Plus, they have security at a kiddie restaurant?? where do they build these C.Cheeses, the cheapest lots they can find?
2012-10-10 08:40:43 AM
1 votes:

PinkyFloyd: The CEC that we go to has pretty decent pizza and the salad is awesome! It's always cold, crisp and fresh. Hell, my husband eats the buffalo wings and he says they're tasty. Y'all foodie hipsters need to lower y'all's standards...


/Food always tastes better when your kids are somewhere else playing...


//this...Also, the fact that the CEC near us has an actual working pinball machine makes the occasional visit to our rodent-themed arcade-eatery not completely unwelcome.
2012-10-10 08:22:05 AM
1 votes:

CeroX: I also feel like saying something about ghetto mom's perpetuating stereo typical naming conventions... and this doesn't just apply to black ghetto mom's either... I've seen plenty of white trailer trash ghetto mom's pull this same BS...

Your kid is not going to be shot to the top of the billboard charts just because you came up with a witty way to respell an already established word... in fact, i would say they are more likely to work at a Chuck E Cheese before they find themselves in front of Simon Cowell...

/Yuneek
//Younique
///Euneik
////Ewenic


Eunuch?
2012-10-10 07:07:34 AM
1 votes:

Hawnkee: ftfa: "...charged with simple assault and battery"

How would she have qualified for complicated assualt and battery? Constructing a Rube Goldberg device to stab him?


I think they mean as opposed to aggravated assault or assault with a deadly weapon. Sounds like it was a small box cutter or she didn't put much effort into the stabbing. Slacker. No wonder she's working at Chuck E. Cheese's. A rigorously trained sushi chef would have had the victim gutted and filleted in an aesthetically pleasing presentation by the time security showed up.
2012-10-10 06:38:42 AM
1 votes:
box cutter

[journalists-guide-to-bladed-weapons.jpg]
2012-10-10 06:30:40 AM
1 votes:

jakepowers: There are only two things more depressing than the salad bar at chuck-E-cheese. 1, the holocaust and 2, slavery


C'mon...the holocaust wasn't that bad.
2012-10-10 05:48:24 AM
1 votes:
BoxOfBees: Chuck E Cheese is for chumps. I take my statutory rape bait to ShowBiz Pizza. 

Reminds me of some fond Sunday evening memories while I was still a young boy. Those were the days. After a fun-filled day playing ring around the rosie, hide and seek and bloody mary with the other sunday schoolers, the youth pastor would take me out to dinner at Showbiz. Said I was his favorite. He'd fill my pocket with quarters and set me loose. Only stipulation was that we shared a game of wack-a-mole in the ball pit at the end of the evening after the others had filtered out with full stomachs of bad pizza.
2012-10-10 05:44:22 AM
1 votes:
sighttobehold.files.wordpress.com

I will CUT. HIM.
2012-10-10 04:11:28 AM
1 votes:
I am surprised that there are not more stabbings (or shootings) at kid-themed restaurants.
2012-10-10 04:06:10 AM
1 votes:

SpikeStrip: Shardonnae

shablee was over at dave & buster's


And what about Kabernay and Rosae?
2012-10-10 04:06:08 AM
1 votes:
What caught my attention was the fact that the website would oly allow comments if you logged into your facebook, THEN posted a comment...

I know one website that will never get my comments, or at least not without a "Chuck-E-Cheese Sucks Big Green Goatdick" name for a facebook...

Oh wait, isn't this where I'm supposed to say "What's a facebook?"... Carry on then...
2012-10-10 03:03:43 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: FishyFred: A date.

At Chuck-E-Cheese.

Christ. Class it up a little and go to Sizzler or Golden Corral. Hell, if you feel like a high-roller, you could even splurge on a trip to Applebee's!

Olive Garden, all the way. You're sure to get laid taking her to a classy place like that.


www.grandforksherald.com
2012-10-10 02:27:14 AM
1 votes:

FishyFred: A date.

At Chuck-E-Cheese.

Christ. Class it up a little and go to Sizzler or Golden Corral. Hell, if you feel like a high-roller, you could even splurge on a trip to Applebee's!


Olive Garden, all the way. You're sure to get laid taking her to a classy place like that.
2012-10-10 02:02:11 AM
1 votes:
The Mogadishu Chamber of Commerce would refuse a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
2012-10-10 01:25:42 AM
1 votes:

SpikeStrip: Shardonnae


Unfortunately, her mom had never seen a Chardonnay label, and couldn't spell it.

Fortunately, her mom was prudent enough to not name her "MD 20/20" or "Colt 45."
2012-10-10 12:13:04 AM
1 votes:
With a picture of what novelty handcuffs might look like.
 
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