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(Chicago Trib)   Chuck E. Cheese's, where a kid can be a kid, and a teenage waitress will stab you if your date complains about his salad   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 22
    More: Scary, Chuck E. Cheese, salads, stabbing  
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2012-10-10 12:15:16 AM  
3 votes:
As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.
2012-10-10 09:21:01 AM  
2 votes:
From Chuck's website:

www.chuckecheese.com
2012-10-10 04:18:21 AM  
2 votes:
With unemployment like this, i sure as shiat wouldn't call someone out to their manager, in front of them, if they are ALREADY desperate enough to work at Chuck E Cheese's.
2012-10-10 01:40:07 AM  
2 votes:
Who the hell orders a salad from Chuck E Cheese?
2012-10-10 01:28:27 PM  
1 votes:

ShannonKW: Ambivalence: Who the hell orders a salad from Chuck E Cheese?

Who the hell "stabs" somebody with a box cutter?



It worked on 9/11..
2012-10-10 11:25:48 AM  
1 votes:

Pumpernickel bread: So, this 40 year old man had a temper tantrum and threw his silverware on the floor because his salad was taken away? I get why the waitress got all stabby, but why the girl? What did she do besides go on a date with a douche?


You "get why the waitress got all stabby"?? You seriously think that immature people should be dealt with by stabbing them with a box cutter?
2012-10-10 10:42:08 AM  
1 votes:
So, this 40 year old man had a temper tantrum and threw his silverware on the floor because his salad was taken away? I get why the waitress got all stabby, but why the girl? What did she do besides go on a date with a douche?
2012-10-10 09:53:50 AM  
1 votes:
Unsurprising. Those places tend to hire people who already have one foot in a cell. Had chick working the salad bar stab a coworker with a big butcher knife a few years back, shortly after I left the kitchen to work on games. Another guy took a 14-year-old to the bathroom for a little fun. Of course, he pulled the old "I thought she was old enough" routine.
2012-10-10 09:31:33 AM  
1 votes:

UberDave: As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.


I know that 25 is legal, but still, a 15-year age difference just seems creepy to me.
2012-10-10 09:18:27 AM  
1 votes:
What a Shardonnae might look like...

profile.ak.fbcdn.net 

/from a Google search of her name, not just a guess
2012-10-10 08:03:29 AM  
1 votes:
I also feel like saying something about ghetto mom's perpetuating stereo typical naming conventions... and this doesn't just apply to black ghetto mom's either... I've seen plenty of white trailer trash ghetto mom's pull this same BS...

Your kid is not going to be shot to the top of the billboard charts just because you came up with a witty way to respell an already established word... in fact, i would say they are more likely to work at a Chuck E Cheese before they find themselves in front of Simon Cowell...

/Yuneek
//Younique
///Euneik
////Ewenic
2012-10-10 06:22:47 AM  
1 votes:
His salad? You mean a man ordered a salad? At Chuck E. Cheese's? No way, I'm calling bullshiat.
2012-10-10 05:52:34 AM  
1 votes:
"And Now... The Punchline!"

"Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife,"

...groan
2012-10-10 05:32:14 AM  
1 votes:

Ambivalence: Who the hell orders a salad from Chuck E Cheese?


Who the hell "stabs" somebody with a box cutter? That's like bludgeoning someone with a pair of scissors or slashing her with a claw hammer.
2012-10-10 04:49:58 AM  
1 votes:
There are only two things more depressing than the salad bar at chuck-E-cheese. 1, the holocaust and 2, slavery
2012-10-10 04:18:11 AM  
1 votes:
Not all of us name our kids like that. My daughter name is Arianna which is combo of my name Adrian and her mother's name Joanna.
/Did bang a chick named Tanqueray in my 20's
2012-10-10 04:07:39 AM  
1 votes:
Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend Peanutnore.
2012-10-10 04:03:31 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah, that's Chuck E. Cheese for you. Where a kid can be a witness to a drunken knife fight.

You certainly don't go there for the pizza. The pizza's a near-inedible slop.
2012-10-10 02:27:14 AM  
1 votes:

FishyFred: A date.

At Chuck-E-Cheese.

Christ. Class it up a little and go to Sizzler or Golden Corral. Hell, if you feel like a high-roller, you could even splurge on a trip to Applebee's!


Olive Garden, all the way. You're sure to get laid taking her to a classy place like that.
2012-10-10 12:13:19 AM  
1 votes:
The real story here is that someone ordered a salad at a Chuck E. Cheese. You eat the cardboard pizza, you play whack-a-mole, and you GTFO.

/loved me some Chuck E. Cheese birthday parties as a kid
2012-10-10 12:13:04 AM  
1 votes:
With a picture of what novelty handcuffs might look like.
2012-10-10 12:07:28 AM  
1 votes:
Shardonnae

shablee was over at dave & buster's
 
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