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(Chicago Trib)   Chuck E. Cheese's, where a kid can be a kid, and a teenage waitress will stab you if your date complains about his salad   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 117
    More: Scary, Chuck E. Cheese, salads, stabbing  
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2012-10-10 01:20:13 PM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: AverageAmericanGuy: SpikeStrip: Shardonnae

shablee was over at dave & buster's

And what about Kabernay and Rosae?

They took their kids Zynfyndeyll and Pee-No Greejeoh to the McDonald's playground

to play with Shirah'z and Bergundiay
 
2012-10-10 01:24:06 PM  
"Shardonnae"?

How is it possible she works at a Chuck-e-Cheese and not at a strip club?
 
2012-10-10 01:25:34 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: foxyshadis: Fubegra: UberDave: As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.

I know that 25 is legal, but still, a 15-year age difference just seems creepy to me.

She just barely squeaks into the half-his-age-plus-seven limits, so at least he was smart enough to keep that in mind.

+7? That sucks.


Also, I can't brain today, and she is under the limit, which automatically makes it creepy. Fubegra's gut led him right!
 
2012-10-10 01:27:30 PM  

Ohmiglob: I thought you had to be accompanied by a child to get in?


I've gone with my lady to some in the past on the lookout for decent arcade games in a world where arcades are all vanishing. Generally unsuccessfully, though; it seems like the crappy games will live forever and it's just the good ones that disappear.
 
2012-10-10 01:28:27 PM  

ShannonKW: Ambivalence: Who the hell orders a salad from Chuck E Cheese?

Who the hell "stabs" somebody with a box cutter?



It worked on 9/11..
 
2012-10-10 01:58:48 PM  

foxyshadis: StoPPeRmobile: foxyshadis: Fubegra: UberDave: As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.

I know that 25 is legal, but still, a 15-year age difference just seems creepy to me.

She just barely squeaks into the half-his-age-plus-seven limits, so at least he was smart enough to keep that in mind.

+7? That sucks.

Also, I can't brain today, and she is under the limit, which automatically makes it creepy. Fubegra's gut led him right!


Ewwww.
 
2012-10-10 02:12:25 PM  
Puritanical America, where a 10+ years age difference in dates is suggested to be as reprehensible as an employee attacking customers with a sharp instrument.
 
2012-10-10 02:35:02 PM  

ZeroCorpse: What's with this comment at TFA?


Floydmoist Bleumonge · Top Commenter
TNB - Another example of why obsolete farm equipment should be stored away from humans.

Seriously. WTF?


Well, I guess we know what Rufus goes by on that site.
 
2012-10-10 02:46:25 PM  

foxyshadis: Ohmiglob: I thought you had to be accompanied by a child to get in?

I've gone with my lady to some in the past on the lookout for decent arcade games in a world where arcades are all vanishing. Generally unsuccessfully, though; it seems like the crappy games will live forever and it's just the good ones that disappear.


By your lady, you mean your mom right?

/prepared for the inevitable quip about my mom
 
2012-10-10 03:33:14 PM  

CeroX: FTDA: StrangeQ: CeroX: I also feel like saying something about ghetto mom's perpetuating stereo typical naming conventions... and this doesn't just apply to black ghetto mom's either... I've seen plenty of white trailer trash ghetto mom's pull this same BS...

Your kid is not going to be shot to the top of the billboard charts just because you came up with a witty way to respell an already established word... in fact, i would say they are more likely to work at a Chuck E Cheese before they find themselves in front of Simon Cowell...

/Yuneek
//Younique
///Euneik
////Ewenic

Eunuch?

That would be the Baby Daddy.

um... how does THAT work?


He used to have a normal name, but that was changed after child support was granted?
 
2012-10-10 04:27:19 PM  

SpikeStrip: Shardonnae

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/obligatory
 
2012-10-10 06:25:54 PM  

biyaaatci: Meh, Showbiz was better anyway.


MGMT, nice.
Damn, I want one of those old animatronic setups.
 
2012-10-10 07:18:09 PM  

SpikeStrip: Shardonnae

shablee was over at dave & buster's


I just spit chocolate cookies everywhere.
 
2012-10-10 07:25:29 PM  

imneverbored: BoxOfBees: Chuck E Cheese is for chumps. I take my statutory rape bait to ShowBiz Pizza. 

Reminds me of some fond Sunday evening memories while I was still a young boy. Those were the days. After a fun-filled day playing ring around the rosie, hide and seek and bloody mary with the other sunday schoolers, the youth pastor would take me out to dinner at Showbiz. Said I was his favorite. He'd fill my pocket with quarters and set me loose. Only stipulation was that we shared a game of wack-a-mole in the ball pit at the end of the evening after the others had filtered out with full stomachs of bad pizza.


Are you sure that all you did after the others filtered out?
 
2012-10-10 07:34:16 PM  

fusillade762: FishyFred: A date.

At Chuck-E-Cheese.

Christ. Class it up a little and go to Sizzler or Golden Corral. Hell, if you feel like a high-roller, you could even splurge on a trip to Applebee's!

Olive Garden, all the way. You're sure to get laid taking her to a classy place like that.


Not a chance. Reeks of estrogen and desperaton, Olive Garden does.

Red Robin. Bring her to Red Robin.
 
2012-10-10 08:58:25 PM  

CeroX: I also feel like saying something about ghetto mom's perpetuating stereo typical naming conventions...


CSB: I remember the previous iteration of this - one of my exes (the black one, duh) and all her cousins on her dad's side that were born between 1971 and 1980, got stuck with "African" names. Hers is at least an actual word in Kiswahili, and plenty of other people have the same name, but some of her cousins got stuck with bizarre "African-sounding" but meaningless creations that... well, I can't say their names for the sake of privacy - they are the only Google results for those "words."

Before 1971 and after 1980, kids were named Kevin and Donna and Michael and Tiffany and William and Cecelia and Darrin and whatever. Amusingly, my ex with the African name wound up being one of the least ghetto of the lot - doesn't have a "black" accent, lived pretty clean until after we split, and has earned two bachelor's, a graduate certificate and a master's so far.

Ironically, one of my jobs started sending me to sub-saharan Africa in 2005. I've now been there several times, and although of course people have last names that are African, ya know they name their kids? Mostly names of biblical characters, saints, historical figures and other boring shiat - pretty much the same stuff Americans named their kids before 1950, and all correctly spelled, of course. Boys get names like Robert, Charles, William, Paul, Daniel, Joshua, Hansel, Damien, Joram (son of Ahab and Jezebel, says Wikipedia). Girls get Marie, Esther, Eunice, Vivian, Marion, Sharon, etc.

CeroX: and this doesn't just apply to black ghetto mom's either... I've seen plenty of white trailer trash ghetto mom's pull this same BS.


Well hey, it saves their snowflakes from having to come up with stage names when they become strippers, if they name them things like "Maddysinn" and "Chaztitty" at birth.
 
2012-10-10 11:23:47 PM  

FTDA: cfffffgagffacfacfacfacfacccccfcaaffff: nogames2k4: Security guards at the restaurant detained Pruitt until police arrived.

Security guards...at Chuck E. Cheese...the family fun restaurant!

Wonder if they are armed?

You joke now, but just wait until some disgruntled server tries to misapply a tool to your face.

My sick mind interpreted that the wrong way. Now my Uber Feminist boss want's to know what's so funny.


Tell her you were watching a youtube video of a man getting beat up by a little girl. You'll get a promotion.
 
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