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(Chicago Trib)   Chuck E. Cheese's, where a kid can be a kid, and a teenage waitress will stab you if your date complains about his salad   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 117
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2012-10-10 07:47:11 AM
 
2012-10-10 07:52:31 AM

Hawnkee: ftfa: "...charged with simple assault and battery"

How would she have qualified for complicated assualt and battery? Constructing a Rube Goldberg device to stab him?


Thank you... i was going to comment about complicated stabbing... but you got there, right at the bottom...
 
2012-10-10 08:03:29 AM
I also feel like saying something about ghetto mom's perpetuating stereo typical naming conventions... and this doesn't just apply to black ghetto mom's either... I've seen plenty of white trailer trash ghetto mom's pull this same BS...

Your kid is not going to be shot to the top of the billboard charts just because you came up with a witty way to respell an already established word... in fact, i would say they are more likely to work at a Chuck E Cheese before they find themselves in front of Simon Cowell...

/Yuneek
//Younique
///Euneik
////Ewenic
 
2012-10-10 08:22:05 AM

CeroX: I also feel like saying something about ghetto mom's perpetuating stereo typical naming conventions... and this doesn't just apply to black ghetto mom's either... I've seen plenty of white trailer trash ghetto mom's pull this same BS...

Your kid is not going to be shot to the top of the billboard charts just because you came up with a witty way to respell an already established word... in fact, i would say they are more likely to work at a Chuck E Cheese before they find themselves in front of Simon Cowell...

/Yuneek
//Younique
///Euneik
////Ewenic


Eunuch?
 
2012-10-10 08:22:48 AM
when CC was relavent to us, you couldn't drag our kid inside one.

Thought wife was lying about it. Until I saw it for my self.

"C'mon honey, you'll have fun!" Full scale melt down in the parking lot. "I'll go in with you and it'll be fine, you'll see." Big eyes from the back seat. "Here we are see? It's not what . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD"
(back @ home)
"Honey, I'm sorry. We'll send a card with a twenty or something. I couldn't leave her there in that pit-o-hell. Christ, I'm not sure they weren't practicing cannibalism in there. Farking savages. We were lucky to get out with out needing stitches. Sorry I didn't believe you"
 
2012-10-10 08:30:09 AM

Marcintosh: when CC was relavent to us, you couldn't drag our kid inside one.

Thought wife was lying about it. Until I saw it for my self.

"C'mon honey, you'll have fun!" Full scale melt down in the parking lot. "I'll go in with you and it'll be fine, you'll see." Big eyes from the back seat. "Here we are see? It's not what . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD"
(back @ home)
"Honey, I'm sorry. We'll send a card with a twenty or something. I couldn't leave her there in that pit-o-hell. Christ, I'm not sure they weren't practicing cannibalism in there. Farking savages. We were lucky to get out with out needing stitches. Sorry I didn't believe you"


As a kid, I'd just hide underneath the stage where those creepy sub-human robot (animals?) played crap songs.... that or play Tron, PacMan, Pole Position, etc.

/Dejavu.... I think I posted the exact same thing in another thread mentioning Chuck E Cheese.
 
2012-10-10 08:36:03 AM

PallMall: Marcintosh: when CC was relavent to us, you couldn't drag our kid inside one.

Thought wife was lying about it. Until I saw it for my self.

"C'mon honey, you'll have fun!" Full scale melt down in the parking lot. "I'll go in with you and it'll be fine, you'll see." Big eyes from the back seat. "Here we are see? It's not what . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD"
(back @ home)
"Honey, I'm sorry. We'll send a card with a twenty or something. I couldn't leave her there in that pit-o-hell. Christ, I'm not sure they weren't practicing cannibalism in there. Farking savages. We were lucky to get out with out needing stitches. Sorry I didn't believe you"

As a kid, I'd just hide underneath the stage where those creepy sub-human robot (animals?) played crap songs.... that or play Tron, PacMan, Pole Position, etc.

/Dejavu.... I think I posted the exact same thing in another thread mentioning Chuck E Cheese.


Honestly, It's like "Lord of the Flies" in there. Hiding is the only way to come out the other end with your sanity.
 
2012-10-10 08:40:43 AM

PinkyFloyd: The CEC that we go to has pretty decent pizza and the salad is awesome! It's always cold, crisp and fresh. Hell, my husband eats the buffalo wings and he says they're tasty. Y'all foodie hipsters need to lower y'all's standards...


/Food always tastes better when your kids are somewhere else playing...


//this...Also, the fact that the CEC near us has an actual working pinball machine makes the occasional visit to our rodent-themed arcade-eatery not completely unwelcome.
 
2012-10-10 08:44:46 AM
Shardonnae

Yup.
Tells me all I need to know about that.
 
2012-10-10 08:50:01 AM
gerbilpox

Rufus Lee King: UberDave: As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.

Be sure to throw your silverware on the floor as soon an anything displeases you. It shows your, uh, "date" that you're a real "take charge" kind of guy.

I thought she was the one who threw them. I guess the grammar makes it unclear:

The customer was with a 40-year-old man who became angry that Pruitt had taken away his salad plate and threw his utensils on the floor and demanded to see the manager, police said.

I'd be upset too, if a waitress demanded to see her manager about me.

Damned tattletale. 


came to say this. Plus, they have security at a kiddie restaurant?? where do they build these C.Cheeses, the cheapest lots they can find?
 
2012-10-10 08:52:56 AM

Marcintosh: Honestly, It's like "Lord of the Flies" in there. Hiding is the only way to come out the other end with your sanity.


Yes. Now I'm trying to remember why they had a token slot under the stage... maybe it was for a light show or something? I don't recall, but that's the only safe place (at least in the early 80's) one could go for peace in such a madhouse.
 
2012-10-10 09:06:50 AM
Am I the only one calling BS on this? The manager walked away and THEN the employee "stabbed" Chardonnay or whatever her name is?

I'm gonna go on and say, Franzia made a very slight cut on herself with the box cutter, dropped it on the ground, and started screaming loudly, "SHE CUT ME! B!@(# cut me!"

/with a name like Sharddonae, she must be a Brut.
//If you order a salad at Chuckie Cheese and it doesn't crawl, you've just gotten your money's worth.
 
2012-10-10 09:07:10 AM
One of the deals that you can get there is pizza AND the salad bar, which you grab yourself.

/Been to CEC a few times in my day
 
2012-10-10 09:11:03 AM
Pfft, white people's problems.
 
2012-10-10 09:18:27 AM
What a Shardonnae might look like...

profile.ak.fbcdn.net 

/from a Google search of her name, not just a guess
 
2012-10-10 09:19:09 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: SpikeStrip: Shardonnae

shablee was over at dave & buster's

And what about Kabernay and Rosae?


They took their kids Zynfyndeyll and Pee-No Greejeoh to the McDonald's playground.
 
2012-10-10 09:20:09 AM
www.coffeecoffeeandmorecoffee.com
/Approves.
//Old School.
 
2012-10-10 09:21:01 AM
From Chuck's website:

www.chuckecheese.com
 
2012-10-10 09:27:11 AM
Well, aint she nice...
 
2012-10-10 09:31:33 AM

UberDave: As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.


I know that 25 is legal, but still, a 15-year age difference just seems creepy to me.
 
2012-10-10 09:38:27 AM
Like anything else, you need to be aware of the neighborhood CEC is in. I've been in a couple that were decent, been in one that I was probably the only person not packing.

True story...there was a child named Courvoisier where I used to live. Can't remember the exact spelling, but once he turned 18, his name was in the paper frequently.
 
2012-10-10 09:40:37 AM
squirrelisha or rayovac for a middle ?
 
2012-10-10 09:43:10 AM

PallMall: Marcintosh: when CC was relavent to us, you couldn't drag our kid inside one.

Thought wife was lying about it. Until I saw it for my self.

"C'mon honey, you'll have fun!" Full scale melt down in the parking lot. "I'll go in with you and it'll be fine, you'll see." Big eyes from the back seat. "Here we are see? It's not what . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD"
(back @ home)
"Honey, I'm sorry. We'll send a card with a twenty or something. I couldn't leave her there in that pit-o-hell. Christ, I'm not sure they weren't practicing cannibalism in there. Farking savages. We were lucky to get out with out needing stitches. Sorry I didn't believe you"

As a kid, I'd just hide underneath the stage where those creepy sub-human robot (animals?) played crap songs.... that or play Tron, PacMan, Pole Position, etc.

/Dejavu.... I think I posted the exact same thing in another thread mentioning Chuck E Cheese.


Weren't those like black-lit tunnels?
 
2012-10-10 09:43:21 AM

fusillade762: FishyFred: A date.

At Chuck-E-Cheese.

Christ. Class it up a little and go to Sizzler or Golden Corral. Hell, if you feel like a high-roller, you could even splurge on a trip to Applebee's!

Olive Garden, all the way. You're sure to get laid taking her to a classy place like that.


I can never tells if you proles are being facetious. I've met plenty of people who thought Olive Garden was fancy enough for them.
 
2012-10-10 09:43:23 AM
Shot-O-Tequilla
 
2012-10-10 09:49:03 AM
C'mon guys it's not poor shaerdonneay chairdonette sharednnae Shardonnae's fault that her momma was an idiot and a wino
 
2012-10-10 09:52:23 AM
 
2012-10-10 09:53:50 AM
Unsurprising. Those places tend to hire people who already have one foot in a cell. Had chick working the salad bar stab a coworker with a big butcher knife a few years back, shortly after I left the kitchen to work on games. Another guy took a 14-year-old to the bathroom for a little fun. Of course, he pulled the old "I thought she was old enough" routine.
 
2012-10-10 09:56:17 AM

Marcintosh: PallMall: Marcintosh: when CC was relavent to us, you couldn't drag our kid inside one.

Thought wife was lying about it. Until I saw it for my self.

"C'mon honey, you'll have fun!" Full scale melt down in the parking lot. "I'll go in with you and it'll be fine, you'll see." Big eyes from the back seat. "Here we are see? It's not what . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD"
(back @ home)
"Honey, I'm sorry. We'll send a card with a twenty or something. I couldn't leave her there in that pit-o-hell. Christ, I'm not sure they weren't practicing cannibalism in there. Farking savages. We were lucky to get out with out needing stitches. Sorry I didn't believe you"

As a kid, I'd just hide underneath the stage where those creepy sub-human robot (animals?) played crap songs.... that or play Tron, PacMan, Pole Position, etc.

/Dejavu.... I think I posted the exact same thing in another thread mentioning Chuck E Cheese.

Honestly, It's like "Lord of the Flies" in there. Hiding is the only way to come out the other end with your sanity.


I can already see the animatronic boars-head impaled on the microphone stand.
 
2012-10-10 09:59:37 AM

Jack's Smirking Revenge: AverageAmericanGuy: SpikeStrip: Shardonnae

shablee was over at dave & buster's

And what about Kabernay and Rosae?

They took their kids Zynfyndeyll and Pee-No Greejeoh to the McDonald's playground.


But their son Toobukchuk couldn't afford to go.

also,

www.8daysageek.com

TWO BUCK CHUCK!
 
2012-10-10 09:59:38 AM

Rickenbacker: Like anything else, you need to be aware of the neighborhood CEC is in. I've been in a couple that were decent, been in one that I was probably the only person no packing.


I thought this was going to be at the one at 95th and Pulaski in Oak Lawn, where all the dumbass Section 8 ghetto nigs bring their hood rats.
 
2012-10-10 10:29:48 AM
Avoid the groid.
 
2012-10-10 10:31:53 AM

cfffffgagffacfacfacfacfacccccfcaaffff: nogames2k4: Security guards at the restaurant detained Pruitt until police arrived.

Security guards...at Chuck E. Cheese...the family fun restaurant!

Wonder if they are armed?

You joke now, but just wait until some disgruntled server tries to misapply a tool to your face.


My sick mind interpreted that the wrong way. Now my Uber Feminist boss want's to know what's so funny.
 
2012-10-10 10:35:21 AM

Arcturus72: What caught my attention was the fact that the website would oly allow comments if you logged into your facebook, THEN posted a comment...

I know one website that will never get my comments, or at least not without a "Chuck-E-Cheese Sucks Big Green Goatdick" name for a facebook...

Oh wait, isn't this where I'm supposed to say "What's a facebook?"... Carry on then...


Yeah, f that! If I cannot be an anonymous arsehole then I'll show them and just wont be an arsehole!
 
2012-10-10 10:42:08 AM
So, this 40 year old man had a temper tantrum and threw his silverware on the floor because his salad was taken away? I get why the waitress got all stabby, but why the girl? What did she do besides go on a date with a douche?
 
2012-10-10 11:07:57 AM
Stay classy!
 
2012-10-10 11:17:31 AM

StrangeQ: CeroX: I also feel like saying something about ghetto mom's perpetuating stereo typical naming conventions... and this doesn't just apply to black ghetto mom's either... I've seen plenty of white trailer trash ghetto mom's pull this same BS...

Your kid is not going to be shot to the top of the billboard charts just because you came up with a witty way to respell an already established word... in fact, i would say they are more likely to work at a Chuck E Cheese before they find themselves in front of Simon Cowell...

/Yuneek
//Younique
///Euneik
////Ewenic

Eunuch?


That would be the Baby Daddy.
 
2012-10-10 11:18:07 AM
Shardoney was just pissed because that guy was showing of his new girlfriend, Kabernay Sauvigneequa.
 
2012-10-10 11:25:48 AM

Pumpernickel bread: So, this 40 year old man had a temper tantrum and threw his silverware on the floor because his salad was taken away? I get why the waitress got all stabby, but why the girl? What did she do besides go on a date with a douche?


You "get why the waitress got all stabby"?? You seriously think that immature people should be dealt with by stabbing them with a box cutter?
 
2012-10-10 11:31:07 AM

cowgirl toffee: Rufus Lee King: UberDave: As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.

Be sure to throw your silverware on the floor as soon an anything displeases you. It shows your, uh, "date" that you're a real "take charge" kind of guy.

Yeah, and if you're lucky... you will remind her of her daddy.


Straight up. Girls with daddy issues are awesome....for about 3 weeks.
 
2012-10-10 11:33:00 AM

FTDA: StrangeQ: CeroX: I also feel like saying something about ghetto mom's perpetuating stereo typical naming conventions... and this doesn't just apply to black ghetto mom's either... I've seen plenty of white trailer trash ghetto mom's pull this same BS...

Your kid is not going to be shot to the top of the billboard charts just because you came up with a witty way to respell an already established word... in fact, i would say they are more likely to work at a Chuck E Cheese before they find themselves in front of Simon Cowell...

/Yuneek
//Younique
///Euneik
////Ewenic

Eunuch?

That would be the Baby Daddy.


um... how does THAT work?
 
2012-10-10 11:41:07 AM
What's with this comment at TFA?


Floydmoist Bleumonge · Top Commenter
TNB - Another example of why obsolete farm equipment should be stored away from humans.


Seriously. WTF?
 
2012-10-10 11:47:43 AM

cowgirl toffee: Rufus Lee King: UberDave: As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.

Be sure to throw your silverware on the floor as soon an anything displeases you. It shows your, uh, "date" that you're a real "take charge" kind of guy.

Yeah, and if you're lucky... you will remind her of her daddy.


Hell...you probably ARE her daddy.
 
2012-10-10 12:32:34 PM

Buffet: I've never eaten there. Don't guess I ever will. Can't stand trying to eat with a buncha Farkin' kids around.


The idea is you drink pitchers of Bud Light while your kids gorge on pizza that's worse than school cafeteria pizza.

/Where else are you going to take a date on the weekend you have court-ordered visitation?
 
2012-10-10 12:44:36 PM

Fubegra: UberDave: As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.

I know that 25 is legal, but still, a 15-year age difference just seems creepy to me.


She just barely squeaks into the half-his-age-plus-seven limits, so at least he was smart enough to keep that in mind.
 
2012-10-10 12:55:46 PM

foxyshadis: Buffet: I've never eaten there. Don't guess I ever will. Can't stand trying to eat with a buncha Farkin' kids around.

The idea is you drink pitchers of Bud Light while your kids gorge on pizza that's worse than school cafeteria pizza.

/Where else are you going to take a date on the weekend you have court-ordered visitation?


Makes sense, however, I don't have any kids. That's for old people.
 
2012-10-10 01:03:47 PM

ZeroCorpse: What's with this comment at TFA?


Floydmoist Bleumonge · Top Commenter
TNB - Another example of why obsolete farm equipment should be stored away from humans.

Seriously. WTF?


I know! Hoes are definitely not obsolete.
 
2012-10-10 01:12:02 PM

foxyshadis: Fubegra: UberDave: As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.

I know that 25 is legal, but still, a 15-year age difference just seems creepy to me.

She just barely squeaks into the half-his-age-plus-seven limits, so at least he was smart enough to keep that in mind.


+7? That sucks.
 
2012-10-10 01:15:47 PM
When I was fifteen I worked in a mall, and a Chuck E Cheese had just opened in it. In the first week it was open two Brazilian women got into a serious fist fight over use of the photo booth, and a month later a couple people were stabbed during a birthday party. That was ten years ago, and I can safely say I never have and never will go into one. Also, this guy went on a date there? I thought you had to be accompanied by a child to get in? Or did he borrow one?
 
2012-10-10 01:18:44 PM

Rufus Lee King: gerbilpox: I thought she was the one who threw them. I guess the grammar makes it unclear:

The customer was with a 40-year-old man who became angry that Pruitt had taken away his salad plate and threw his utensils on the floor and demanded to see the manager, police said.

The grammar makes it perfectly clear. If it had been the waitress that tossed the silverware, the sentence would read "...Pruitt had taken away his salad plate and thrown (not threw) his utensils on the floor and demanded to see the manager."

Y'all get off that Ebonics-style grammar kick.


That would be correct if the "had" applied to "threw"/"thrown." That is,

Had
1) Taken
2) Thrown

vs.

1) Had taken
2) Threw

The latter may be inartful, but the whole thing is that already, so it's plausible the writer meant it that way.

In other words, it's not clear how Ebonical the writer was being.

/or Ivory-ical
 
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