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(Chicago Trib)   Chuck E. Cheese's, where a kid can be a kid, and a teenage waitress will stab you if your date complains about his salad   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 117
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2012-10-10 12:07:28 AM
Shardonnae

shablee was over at dave & buster's
 
2012-10-10 12:13:04 AM
With a picture of what novelty handcuffs might look like.
 
2012-10-10 12:13:19 AM
The real story here is that someone ordered a salad at a Chuck E. Cheese. You eat the cardboard pizza, you play whack-a-mole, and you GTFO.

/loved me some Chuck E. Cheese birthday parties as a kid
 
2012-10-10 12:15:16 AM
As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.
 
2012-10-10 12:21:26 AM
A date.

At Chuck-E-Cheese.

Christ. Class it up a little and go to Sizzler or Golden Corral. Hell, if you feel like a high-roller, you could even splurge on a trip to Applebee's!
 
2012-10-10 01:25:42 AM

SpikeStrip: Shardonnae


Unfortunately, her mom had never seen a Chardonnay label, and couldn't spell it.

Fortunately, her mom was prudent enough to not name her "MD 20/20" or "Colt 45."
 
2012-10-10 01:40:07 AM
Who the hell orders a salad from Chuck E Cheese?
 
2012-10-10 02:02:11 AM
The Mogadishu Chamber of Commerce would refuse a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
 
2012-10-10 02:27:14 AM

FishyFred: A date.

At Chuck-E-Cheese.

Christ. Class it up a little and go to Sizzler or Golden Corral. Hell, if you feel like a high-roller, you could even splurge on a trip to Applebee's!


Olive Garden, all the way. You're sure to get laid taking her to a classy place like that.
 
2012-10-10 02:55:22 AM

Ambivalence: Who the hell orders a salad from Chuck E Cheese?


It's actually a "pizza salad". They put a slice of pizza in a bowl and then pour in half a cup of ranch dressing.
 
2012-10-10 03:03:43 AM

fusillade762: FishyFred: A date.

At Chuck-E-Cheese.

Christ. Class it up a little and go to Sizzler or Golden Corral. Hell, if you feel like a high-roller, you could even splurge on a trip to Applebee's!

Olive Garden, all the way. You're sure to get laid taking her to a classy place like that.


www.grandforksherald.com
 
2012-10-10 03:13:56 AM
They offer salads?
 
2012-10-10 04:03:31 AM
Yeah, that's Chuck E. Cheese for you. Where a kid can be a witness to a drunken knife fight.

You certainly don't go there for the pizza. The pizza's a near-inedible slop.
 
2012-10-10 04:06:08 AM
What caught my attention was the fact that the website would oly allow comments if you logged into your facebook, THEN posted a comment...

I know one website that will never get my comments, or at least not without a "Chuck-E-Cheese Sucks Big Green Goatdick" name for a facebook...

Oh wait, isn't this where I'm supposed to say "What's a facebook?"... Carry on then...
 
2012-10-10 04:06:10 AM

SpikeStrip: Shardonnae

shablee was over at dave & buster's


And what about Kabernay and Rosae?
 
2012-10-10 04:07:39 AM
Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend Peanutnore.
 
2012-10-10 04:08:46 AM
why isn't CSI solving this puzzle?

another mystery another unsolved crime.
 
2012-10-10 04:11:28 AM
I am surprised that there are not more stabbings (or shootings) at kid-themed restaurants.
 
2012-10-10 04:18:11 AM
Not all of us name our kids like that. My daughter name is Arianna which is combo of my name Adrian and her mother's name Joanna.
/Did bang a chick named Tanqueray in my 20's
 
2012-10-10 04:18:21 AM
With unemployment like this, i sure as shiat wouldn't call someone out to their manager, in front of them, if they are ALREADY desperate enough to work at Chuck E Cheese's.
 
2012-10-10 04:19:14 AM

brukmann: With unemployment like this, i sure as shiat wouldn't call someone out to their manager, in front of them, if they are ALREADY desperate enough to work at Chuck E Cheese's.


Blah blah bad grammar i'm a moron who gives a fark
 
2012-10-10 04:25:40 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Not all of us name our kids like that. My daughter name is Arianna which is combo of my name Adrian and her mother's name Joanna.
/Did bang a chick named Tanqueray in my 20's


I always thought your username was just your first name
dra-jek-KEL mra-hid
 
2012-10-10 04:30:13 AM
So someone got mad because Shardonnae tossed the salad?
 
2012-10-10 04:32:20 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Not all of us name our kids like that. My daughter name is Arianna which is combo of my name Adrian and her mother's name Joanna.


Did you mean Adrianna, with a D, or did that particular experiment in your mad linguistic scientist's name-combining laboratory not go smoothly?

(Did something similar for my first kid's middle name.)
 
2012-10-10 04:42:49 AM

dbirchall: drjekel_mrhyde: Not all of us name our kids like that. My daughter name is Arianna which is combo of my name Adrian and her mother's name Joanna.

Did you mean Adrianna, with a D, or did that particular experiment in your mad linguistic scientist's name-combining laboratory not go smoothly?

(Did something similar for my first kid's middle name.)


Had to drop the D it just didn't sound right in her mother's mind
/Yes my balls were pursed at the time
 
2012-10-10 04:49:58 AM
There are only two things more depressing than the salad bar at chuck-E-cheese. 1, the holocaust and 2, slavery
 
2012-10-10 04:54:37 AM

jakepowers: There are only two things more depressing than the salad bar at chuck-E-cheese. 1, the holocaust and 2, slavery


I've never been to chuck-E-cheese, but now that I know they have a holocaust and slavery, I'm totally going to check it out.
 
2012-10-10 04:58:11 AM
I wonder what the ethnicity of "Chardonnaewtfbbq" is.....

/dnrtfa
 
2012-10-10 05:13:26 AM
The most tragic part of the story? They forgot to cash in their Skee-Ball tickets and now they have handfuls of them spilling out of their coat pockets and they know they'll never remember to bring them back. So sad.
 
2012-10-10 05:24:06 AM
Chuck E Cheese is for chumps. I take my statutory rape bait to ShowBiz Pizza.
 
2012-10-10 05:29:56 AM
Security guards at the restaurant detained Pruitt until police arrived.

Security guards...at Chuck E. Cheese...the family fun restaurant!

Wonder if they are armed?
 
2012-10-10 05:32:14 AM

Ambivalence: Who the hell orders a salad from Chuck E Cheese?


Who the hell "stabs" somebody with a box cutter? That's like bludgeoning someone with a pair of scissors or slashing her with a claw hammer.
 
2012-10-10 05:33:44 AM
"A Chuck E. Cheese's employee is accused of stabbing a woman with a box cutter after an argument about a salad plate"

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2012-10-10 05:44:22 AM
sighttobehold.files.wordpress.com

I will CUT. HIM.
 
2012-10-10 05:48:24 AM
BoxOfBees: Chuck E Cheese is for chumps. I take my statutory rape bait to ShowBiz Pizza. 

Reminds me of some fond Sunday evening memories while I was still a young boy. Those were the days. After a fun-filled day playing ring around the rosie, hide and seek and bloody mary with the other sunday schoolers, the youth pastor would take me out to dinner at Showbiz. Said I was his favorite. He'd fill my pocket with quarters and set me loose. Only stipulation was that we shared a game of wack-a-mole in the ball pit at the end of the evening after the others had filtered out with full stomachs of bad pizza.
 
2012-10-10 05:52:34 AM
"And Now... The Punchline!"

"Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife,"

...groan
 
2012-10-10 06:04:27 AM
I don't even want to think about what a Chuck E Cheese salad must be like.

/shudder
 
2012-10-10 06:10:28 AM

Rufus Lee King: UberDave: As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.

Be sure to throw your silverware on the floor as soon an anything displeases you. It shows your, uh, "date" that you're a real "take charge" kind of guy.


Yeah, and if you're lucky... you will remind her of her daddy.
 
2012-10-10 06:12:51 AM

nogames2k4: Security guards at the restaurant detained Pruitt until police arrived.

Security guards...at Chuck E. Cheese...the family fun restaurant!

Wonder if they are armed?


You joke now, but just wait until some disgruntled server tries to misapply a tool to your face.
 
2012-10-10 06:19:26 AM
I've never eaten there. Don't guess I ever will. Can't stand trying to eat with a buncha Farkin' kids around.
 
2012-10-10 06:22:47 AM
His salad? You mean a man ordered a salad? At Chuck E. Cheese's? No way, I'm calling bullshiat.
 
2012-10-10 06:27:47 AM
Complaining about food or service at Chuck E. Cheese? Why would you do that if you had realistic expectations? "This taste like shiat and the service sucks.....oh yes, I'm at Chuck E. Cheese. My bad"

I probably wouldn't want to see a manager until after the stabbing. That's just a bit much.

/Shardonnae
 
2012-10-10 06:30:40 AM

jakepowers: There are only two things more depressing than the salad bar at chuck-E-cheese. 1, the holocaust and 2, slavery


C'mon...the holocaust wasn't that bad.
 
2012-10-10 06:37:34 AM
Chicago AND a teenage waitress stabbing?

I fully expected to see a name ending with "icia" or the like, such as Laticia or Propecia or Danieallisha.

I will make do with "Shardonnae" though.
 
2012-10-10 06:38:42 AM
box cutter

[journalists-guide-to-bladed-weapons.jpg]
 
2012-10-10 06:38:55 AM
I got combat training from overseas
Now I'm the bouncer at the Chuck e Cheese
I think I'd rather do a year in jail
Than another afternoon
In Chucky Cheese Hell

Chucky Cheese Hell
I'm in Chucky CHEEEEEEESE HELL!
We cater to a snot nose clientele
In Chucky Cheese Hell...

Mama drives Chipper to the Chucky Mall
Watches him waller in some plastic balls
The house band sucks and the pizza's cold
And you eat it with a slobberin' four year old
In Chucky Cheese Hell...

Puke with pepperoni still smells the same
You waste a paycheck on a video game
Lined up out the door like The Stones are in town
There ain't enough Chucky ass whippin's
To go round,

In Chucky Cheese Hell
I'm in Chucky CHEEEEEEEESE HELL!
Squallin' youngins and a skee ball bell
In Chucky Cheese Hell

I did two tours of duty in Vietnam
Fightin' jungle rot and braving napalm
But they couldn't torture me half as well
As them little birthday $@*#*@*$!
In Chucky Cheese Hell

Chucky Cheese Hell
I'm in CHUCKY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE HELL!!

-Tim Wilson
 
2012-10-10 06:42:47 AM
The CEC that we go to has pretty decent pizza and the salad is awesome! It's always cold, crisp and fresh. Hell, my husband eats the buffalo wings and he says they're tasty. Y'all foodie hipsters need to lower y'all's standards...


/Food always tastes better when your kids are somewhere else playing...
 
2012-10-10 06:46:43 AM

Rufus Lee King: UberDave: As someone around 40 years of age, if you take a 25 year old chick out on a date, Chuck-e-cheese is the place to go.

Be sure to throw your silverware on the floor as soon an anything displeases you. It shows your, uh, "date" that you're a real "take charge" kind of guy.


I thought she was the one who threw them. I guess the grammar makes it unclear:

The customer was with a 40-year-old man who became angry that Pruitt had taken away his salad plate and threw his utensils on the floor and demanded to see the manager, police said.

I'd be upset too, if a waitress demanded to see her manager about me.

Damned tattletale.
 
2012-10-10 06:52:32 AM
ftfa: "...charged with simple assault and battery"

How would she have qualified for complicated assualt and battery? Constructing a Rube Goldberg device to stab him?
 
2012-10-10 07:07:34 AM

Hawnkee: ftfa: "...charged with simple assault and battery"

How would she have qualified for complicated assualt and battery? Constructing a Rube Goldberg device to stab him?


I think they mean as opposed to aggravated assault or assault with a deadly weapon. Sounds like it was a small box cutter or she didn't put much effort into the stabbing. Slacker. No wonder she's working at Chuck E. Cheese's. A rigorously trained sushi chef would have had the victim gutted and filleted in an aesthetically pleasing presentation by the time security showed up.
 
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