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2012-10-10 12:24:36 AM  
5 votes:
Bono has really let himself go

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2012-10-10 05:56:23 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-10 01:09:46 AM  
2 votes:
FTA: ...has died without officially proving her age.

Carbon dating. It's the only way to be sure.

/Yo mama's so old she dated carbon! Booyah!
2012-10-10 12:45:50 AM  
2 votes:

bdub77: AverageAmericanGuy: God-is-a-Taco: 132 is definitely a stretch.
Isn't there that chromosome-shortening effect with repeated cell division that creates an inevitable wall of... well, death?

God limited the lifespan of humans to 120 years. This woman is definitely lying.

Then the LORD said, "My Spirit will not put up with humans for such a long time, for they are only mortal flesh. In the future, their normal lifespan will be no more than 120 years."

You mean except for that French chick who lived to 122.


God uses the Mayan calendar
2012-10-10 06:58:39 AM  
1 votes:
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Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrite...
2012-10-10 01:57:07 AM  
1 votes:
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www.sleepawareness.net
2012-10-10 01:25:51 AM  
1 votes:
Quitter
2012-10-10 01:04:26 AM  
1 votes:
I call shenanabananaramagans. That is all.
2012-10-10 12:56:14 AM  
1 votes:
Seriously have these people never heard of a mandatory rematch clause?
2012-10-10 12:48:36 AM  
1 votes:
It's like the title of "world's oldest person" is cursed!
2012-10-10 12:38:06 AM  
1 votes:

eldie: Very strange that this woman who cannot prove her age (but from her picture could very well be pushing 130 years old, although having a son who is 72 doesn't help the cause) and the other woman mentioned in article who has proper documentation, making her in fact the world's oldest person, are both from Georgia. This woman from the country of Georgia and the second woman from Georgia the US state. Ain't that just peachy!

And why no cause of death for this lady? I hope an autopsy is performed so the world will know what tragic disease she succombed to.


More important, you could then count the rings.
2012-10-10 12:34:38 AM  
1 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: 132 is definitely a stretch.
Isn't there that chromosome-shortening effect with repeated cell division that creates an inevitable wall of... well, death?


God limited the lifespan of humans to 120 years. This woman is definitely lying.

Then the LORD said, "My Spirit will not put up with humans for such a long time, for they are only mortal flesh. In the future, their normal lifespan will be no more than 120 years."
2012-10-10 12:28:40 AM  
1 votes:
Man, that's a dangerous position to hold. Nobody ever seems to last more than a few years in it, sometimes only months...
2012-10-10 12:28:25 AM  
1 votes:

bdub77: World's oldest liar too.


There's not much else to do in Georgia but lie.

/Either one.
2012-10-10 12:28:10 AM  
1 votes:
like most russians, she is a giant liar.
2012-10-10 12:27:06 AM  
1 votes:
World's oldest liar too.
2012-10-10 12:26:33 AM  
1 votes:
Lying is no way to go thru 3 centuries.
2012-10-10 12:26:13 AM  
1 votes:
and the youngest keeps on living!
2012-10-10 12:25:32 AM  
1 votes:

Separated at birth?

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2012-10-10 12:17:57 AM  
1 votes:
this epidemic is worse than cancer
 
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