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(Fark)   What have you never done that'd you'd like to do? Difficulty: Must be realistic   ( divider line
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2012-10-09 08:27:01 PM  
29 votes:
2012-10-09 08:28:34 PM  
17 votes:
I would like to climb the 76 highest Philadelphia mountains and join the Philadelphia 76ers.
2012-10-10 01:39:00 AM  
6 votes:
I have a boy and girl hedgehog and they have sex on their exercise wheel.... I want to have sex like that, hours on end, yelling and screaming, and throwing fluff all over the living room.

I asked my man why we don't do that... he said it was because we don't have a wheel. :/
2012-10-09 08:26:27 PM  
4 votes:
2012-10-10 03:18:37 PM  
2 votes:
Fark the living shiat out of my super hawt cousin!
2012-10-10 12:36:39 PM  
2 votes:
I think I know who PallMall is.
2012-10-10 10:43:36 AM  
2 votes:

I would like to have seen Montana.
2012-10-10 02:25:19 AM  
2 votes: 

Or, you know, start a business or something.
2012-10-10 01:50:18 AM  
2 votes:
I just asked my co-worker what she wanted to do before she dies. She just said that she doesn't want to die forgotten and not accomplish anything.

OK... now I know that the woman I work with is going to take out an orphanage with an assault riffle before being taken down by S.W.A.T.
2012-10-10 01:41:15 AM  
2 votes:

cowgirl toffee: I have a boy and girl hedgehog and they have sex on their exercise wheel.... I want to have sex like that, hours on end, yelling and screaming, and throwing fluff all over the living room.

I asked my man why we don't do that... he said it was because we don't have a wheel. :/

I have a wheel
2012-10-10 01:41:03 AM  
2 votes:
Become a FARK admin, so I could make sure that even more TFD circlejerkery makes it to the main page.
2012-10-10 01:38:22 AM  
2 votes:
Climb Mt. Fuji
Run a marathon (looking less realistic every day)
Find out that one of the guys from my previous company was killed in a head-on collision and his wife and children were begging in the streets.
2012-10-10 01:10:53 AM  
2 votes:
As I'm a woman and on Fark, I have to say anal.

/HA HA. Not.
2012-10-09 09:09:33 PM  
2 votes:

Methadone Girls: My grandpa is a McDonald

You're a McDonald, not a whore
2012-10-09 08:35:03 PM  
2 votes:
What's your mom doing tonight?
2012-10-10 02:44:00 PM  
1 vote:

PallMall: Bruxellensis: Oh, sorry, didn't mean to over stay my welcome in what is obviously your thread. Keep on counseling bud. Hope your valley turns into a peak. When it does, I'll sell you a beer.


Well, some just don't want to hear the truth.

You don't even know any truths about my goal. You're the one trying to pass off ridiculous ideas about breweries that prove that you don't know the first goddamned thing about starting a brewery, or even brewing itself. Your nonsense isn't sound advice. You should probably know what you're talking about if you're going to try to "help" someone. You've been nothing but a nuisance in this thread.

I know what I'm doing. I don't need any help with my plan, especially from clueless assholes like you. Unless you have some cash to invest in a brewery, STFU. Go back to your van down by the river.
2012-10-10 10:56:55 AM  
1 vote:
Puke off of something really tall.
2012-10-10 10:40:04 AM  
1 vote:
1. Go to a Cardiff City football match.
2. Go on a date with a Farkette, a real one, not a transformer.
3. Get the Hell out of Oklahoma.
4. Find Gorgar.
2012-10-10 09:55:38 AM  
1 vote:  Me
2012-10-10 08:51:16 AM  
1 vote:

yves0010: See my grand kids being born.

You want to watch your grand kids being born? You mean, like, staring at your daughter's gaping vajayjay and stuff?
2012-10-10 07:02:28 AM  
1 vote:
Successfully masturbate and finish left handed.
2012-10-10 06:21:19 AM  
1 vote:

Buddha Belly: Achieve true enlightenment.

Skip that second Twinkie.
2012-10-10 03:26:12 AM  
1 vote:
My wish is pretty simple (I hope so at least, I'd like to believe I can achieve it one day).

I just want to be in a relationship with a girl who cares about me enough to put me first once in a while and make me feel special. I've never had that. Never had a girl make me feel loved.

If this happens to me I could then die happy. There are many other things I'd like to do or have, but really that's all else I need in life.
2012-10-10 03:08:43 AM  
1 vote:

zzrhardy: Retire

No, must be realistic, man.
2012-10-10 02:53:20 AM  
1 vote:
Build a house! Paint a self-portrait!

/not obscure
2012-10-10 02:04:43 AM  
1 vote:
build a house
write a novel, maybe two
open a brewpub/cafe
write enough songs for an album (no guarantee that it will be any good)
go on an extended walking tour of Great Britain
become a strong (2400+) chess player
run a small dairy farm
be a hermit in the north woods; Canada or the U.P. (not mutually exclusive with the novel, chess, or farming)
paint, sculpt, and otherwise dedicate my life to art
along those lines, design and build strange cabinets
tour the US in a '66 Dodge van

Work related and less realistic:
move to Shanghai (first choice) or Beijing
Become a PI and support a small research group (this may be the least realistic thing on here)
Become tenure track faculty at a small, academically sound college, with a small teaching load, a good graduate program, and plenty of time for research...I have this very interesting conjecture, the explanation of which the margin of this post is too small to contain.
2012-10-10 02:03:33 AM  
1 vote:
2012-10-10 01:35:33 AM  
1 vote:
Find the six fingered man.
2012-10-10 01:17:48 AM  
1 vote:
Jump from the down escalator to the up escalator when they cross in the department store
2012-10-10 01:12:22 AM  
1 vote:
move out of mom's basement.
2012-10-10 01:10:06 AM  
1 vote:
Ghastly. Oh god did I say that out loud
2012-10-10 01:07:36 AM  
1 vote:
I'd like to go to Pelican Bay Penitentiary and visit the guy who shot me.
2012-10-10 01:06:37 AM  
1 vote:
Have a successful marriage. Oh said it had to be realistic.

/never mind
2012-10-10 12:50:29 AM  
1 vote:

hng: get BIE.


2012-10-09 09:27:31 PM  
1 vote:
What can I say? My couch is freaking awesome.
2012-10-09 09:03:35 PM  
1 vote:

gamergirl23: See Niagara falls.

It's more like Viagra falls, amiright?

*I'll see myself out*
2012-10-09 08:35:25 PM  
1 vote:
Play the fiddle in a Celtic session in a pub. I am very close to this goal--within the next few weeks!
2012-10-09 08:34:01 PM  
1 vote:
I really need to finish my stupid scuba certification.
2012-10-09 08:32:42 PM  
1 vote:
I'd like to take a nice, long walk down the Appalachian trail.
2012-10-09 08:29:52 PM  
1 vote:

hng: I would like to climb the 76 highest Philadelphia mountains and join the Philadelphia 76ers.

The Phillies already climbed her.
2012-10-09 08:29:17 PM  
1 vote:
get BIE.

2012-10-09 08:25:52 PM  
1 vote:
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