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2012-10-10 01:46:09 AM  
Climb a peak over 20,000 ft.

also, BIE.
 
2012-10-10 01:46:44 AM  
Succeed.
 
2012-10-10 01:47:50 AM  

cowgirl toffee: Seacop: cowgirl toffee: I have a boy and girl hedgehog and they have sex on their exercise wheel.... I want to have sex like that, hours on end, yelling and screaming, and throwing fluff all over the living room.

I asked my man why we don't do that... he said it was because we don't have a wheel. :/

I have a wheel

I have the fluff. ;P


I also have a living room
 
2012-10-10 01:48:19 AM  
Drop into a perfect Backdoor Pipeline barrel and get spit out.

Oh, and two chicks at the same time, man.
 
2012-10-10 01:49:07 AM  
Swim with sharks and dolphins (not at the same time, obviously). My problem isn't time, money or distance - it's that I'm more phobic of seaweed than most people are of spiders or snakes, so I'm stuck on dry land until I get over my pussiness. :P
 
2012-10-10 01:49:22 AM  

UltimaCS: Quantum Apostrophe: At least the big two classic ones, EE and ME.... After about 25, you better be married with kids in the 'burbs, mister.

I'm a CE and 26. I took the smart route and vowed not to get married until after I was done with college. Although I griped a lot in my previous post, I sure as hell wouldn't trade places with any of my friends who are already married and have kids. Working in retail with a kid has gotta be soul crushing.


I figured some sort of quarter-life crisis thing... :) CE isn't so bad, at least in a wonderfully corrupt city like Montreal, now that the rot is being exposed *somebody* has to redo the work correctly.... Good thing you didn't swallow the ultra-conservative social model we have these days BTW.
 
2012-10-10 01:49:43 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Never had sex in a hurricane,


Once the power goes out, that's petty much all there is to do for the next 48 hours.
 
2012-10-10 01:50:05 AM  

brianbankerus: Harry_Seldon: Total Fark membership. A guy can only dream.

Done.


Dreams really do come true!
 
2012-10-10 01:50:18 AM  
I just asked my co-worker what she wanted to do before she dies. She just said that she doesn't want to die forgotten and not accomplish anything.

OK... now I know that the woman I work with is going to take out an orphanage with an assault riffle before being taken down by S.W.A.T.
 
2012-10-10 01:51:43 AM  
I'd also like to bang a dead deer within 50 feet of a pre-school
 
2012-10-10 01:51:45 AM  

Seacop: cowgirl toffee: Seacop: cowgirl toffee: I have a boy and girl hedgehog and they have sex on their exercise wheel.... I want to have sex like that, hours on end, yelling and screaming, and throwing fluff all over the living room.

I asked my man why we don't do that... he said it was because we don't have a wheel. :/

I have a wheel

I have the fluff. ;P

I also have a living room


A living room AND a wheel?! :O
Damn... some lucky woman will be happy.
 
2012-10-10 01:52:02 AM  

cowgirl toffee: I just asked my co-worker what she wanted to do before she dies. She just said that she doesn't want to die forgotten and not accomplish anything.

OK... now I know that the woman I work with is going to take out an orphanage with an assault riffle before being taken down by S.W.A.T.


Nobody cares about orphans. Now going after a pre-school for the blind with a chainsaw... that's newsworthy.
 
2012-10-10 01:52:48 AM  
Wake up pain free, feeling good and have the best fellatio artist I've ever met performing her art!

/still love you baby
 
2012-10-10 01:53:20 AM  
Meet a woman I could spend my life with who feels the same about me.

I work towards this goal by going to work and home and nothing else. :/
 
2012-10-10 01:53:26 AM  

UltimaCS: cowgirl toffee: I just asked my co-worker what she wanted to do before she dies. She just said that she doesn't want to die forgotten and not accomplish anything.

OK... now I know that the woman I work with is going to take out an orphanage with an assault riffle before being taken down by S.W.A.T.

Nobody cares about orphans. Now going after a pre-school for the blind with a chainsaw... that's newsworthy.


Pfffftt... no one cares about the blind either. :P
 
2012-10-10 01:54:05 AM  
Visit the following:

1. The Winter Palace (St. Petersburg) in winter
2. one of those Czechoslovakian villages that I've heard were untouched by either World War (and are supposed to look like villages from a Grimm's fairy tale)
3. the Black Forest before it's destroyed by acid rain
4. Machu Picchu
5. Antacrtica during Condition 1 weather
 
2012-10-10 01:54:13 AM  
Do stand-up in front of a live audience. Not because I think I'd be any good, but just to have the noive.
 
2012-10-10 01:54:29 AM  

Seacop: I'd also like to bang a dead deer within 50 feet of a pre-school


What a catch! :P
 
2012-10-10 01:54:29 AM  
Earn income above the poverty line?
Take a girl out for a fancy date where I can actually pay for everything?
Get married? (somewhat related to the first two)
Have a complete conversation in Arabic? (slowly working on this one, almost did it with Indonesian earlier this year)
Save a roomful of people from a crazed gunman.
 
2012-10-10 01:55:02 AM  

Badafuco: Oh, and two chicks at the same time, man.


On the bright side, I have done this, and it is just as awesome as you'd imagine. Neener. :)
 
2012-10-10 01:55:43 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Earn income above the poverty line?
Take a girl out for a fancy date where I can actually pay for everything?
Get married? (somewhat related to the first two)
Have a complete conversation in Arabic? (slowly working on this one, almost did it with Indonesian earlier this year)
Save a roomful of people from a crazed gunman.


Let me introduce you to my co-worker. You might get to do all of that with her.
 
2012-10-10 01:56:22 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Earn income above the poverty line?
Take a girl out for a fancy date where I can actually pay for everything?
Get married? (somewhat related to the first two)
Have a complete conversation in Arabic? (slowly working on this one, almost did it with Indonesian earlier this year)
Save a roomful of people from a crazed gunman.


I know some crazy people with guns. I may be able to help you with that last one.
 
2012-10-10 01:56:42 AM  

cowgirl toffee: HotWingAgenda: Earn income above the poverty line?
Take a girl out for a fancy date where I can actually pay for everything?
Get married? (somewhat related to the first two)
Have a complete conversation in Arabic? (slowly working on this one, almost did it with Indonesian earlier this year)
Save a roomful of people from a crazed gunman.

Let me introduce you to my co-worker. You might get to do all of that with her.


Oh, Sure! Leave ME out?
 
2012-10-10 01:57:36 AM  

cowgirl toffee: Seacop: I'd also like to bang a dead deer within 50 feet of a pre-school

What a catch! :P


It's probably something that's never been done before
 
2012-10-10 01:57:43 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: I'll check with my dad. You don't live far from Morristown and he's a pilot. He's let me fly in the air before.


Wow, flying in the air. That's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.

steerforth: As I'm a woman and on Fark, I have to say anal.

/HA HA. Not.


You're not a woman, or you're not on Fark?

My short list:

1. Write a book of my own. (Done chapters for a friend's book, but never a whole book.)
2. Take the remaining classes to finish my master's.
3. Get out of debt again.
 
2012-10-10 01:58:28 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: titwrench: Quantum Apostrophe: Have the guts to just walk up to a woman that I find attractive and ask her out.

That's easy.

So I find her attractive, and you ask her out? That *is* easy! Thanks!


I was scared of my own shadow around women for years. It's like being afraid to fight once you get your ass kicked a few times it just doesn't matter any more and it becomes easy. Just get to know her first don't just ask a girl you don't know that is just weird.
 
2012-10-10 01:58:50 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Never had sex in a hurricane,


I've actually done this, on a rooftop in Osaka.

/It's pretty awesome.
 
2012-10-10 01:58:53 AM  
Restore a Victorian Era house and turn it into my own little museum. Where each room is set into a different time period.
 
2012-10-10 01:58:53 AM  

Linkster: cowgirl toffee: HotWingAgenda: Earn income above the poverty line?
Take a girl out for a fancy date where I can actually pay for everything?
Get married? (somewhat related to the first two)
Have a complete conversation in Arabic? (slowly working on this one, almost did it with Indonesian earlier this year)
Save a roomful of people from a crazed gunman.

Let me introduce you to my co-worker. You might get to do all of that with her.

Oh, Sure! Leave ME out?


You want an assault riffle and a bell tower too? Ok... but bring your own ammo. :P
 
2012-10-10 02:00:23 AM  

hng: cmb53208: Road trip above the Arctic Circle to Inuvik, NT

I did the Dempster Highway the weekend of Memorial Day. The ferries had been running for about a week, but there was some extra ice pack flowing downriver, so they had to pull the ferries back out of the water... I was only able to go to basically the Arctic Circle sign.

Full Album starting at the Juneau Ferry Terminal: Dempster Highway

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]


Excellent photos, thanks for sharing!
 
2012-10-10 02:00:38 AM  
in no special order
fly corsair f4u , p51d p38 b29 b17 supermarine spitfire me109 zero .. okay, just about any ww2 aircraft .
Also, the f14 .
I'd like to go to New zealand and Oz and japan and china and thailand and vietnam and Scotland england Ireland france italy greece germany and scandinavia and antarctica and alaska .
Id also like to see a mapleleafs game and visit the h o f while in to . and lots of other things.Sigh
 
2012-10-10 02:00:50 AM  

Seacop: cowgirl toffee: Seacop: I'd also like to bang a dead deer within 50 feet of a pre-school

What a catch! :P

It's probably something that's never been done before


You're not from the South, are you?
 
2012-10-10 02:01:29 AM  
YES!

*Tiger Woods fist pump!*
 
2012-10-10 02:01:59 AM  
Go to Boston. A friend I've known for about 8 years, but have never met, lives there and I really want to meet her someday. Or HALO jump. Or any sort of skydiving. I'm afraid of heights, but I figure why not jump from the highest height I can.
 
2012-10-10 02:03:33 AM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-10 02:04:43 AM  
build a house
write a novel, maybe two
open a brewpub/cafe
write enough songs for an album (no guarantee that it will be any good)
go on an extended walking tour of Great Britain
become a strong (2400+) chess player
run a small dairy farm
be a hermit in the north woods; Canada or the U.P. (not mutually exclusive with the novel, chess, or farming)
paint, sculpt, and otherwise dedicate my life to art
along those lines, design and build strange cabinets
tour the US in a '66 Dodge van

Work related and less realistic:
move to Shanghai (first choice) or Beijing
Become a PI and support a small research group (this may be the least realistic thing on here)
Become tenure track faculty at a small, academically sound college, with a small teaching load, a good graduate program, and plenty of time for research...I have this very interesting conjecture, the explanation of which the margin of this post is too small to contain.
 
2012-10-10 02:05:37 AM  

brianbankerus: Harry_Seldon: Total Fark membership. A guy can only dream.

Done.


That's too funny. Thanks!

I guess my life is now complete.
 
2012-10-10 02:06:45 AM  

Harry_Seldon: brianbankerus: Harry_Seldon: Total Fark membership. A guy can only dream.

Done.

That's too funny. Thanks!

I guess my life is now complete.


Hey brianbankerus, I need a new car. *pout*
 
2012-10-10 02:06:47 AM  

hng: get BIE.

/EIP


I've gotten BIE and I'm a straight girl.

Just saying ya'll apparently suck.is all :)
 
2012-10-10 02:06:55 AM  

cowgirl toffee: HotWingAgenda: Earn income above the poverty line?
Take a girl out for a fancy date where I can actually pay for everything?
Get married? (somewhat related to the first two)
Have a complete conversation in Arabic? (slowly working on this one, almost did it with Indonesian earlier this year)
Save a roomful of people from a crazed gunman.

Let me introduce you to my co-worker. You might get to do all of that with her.


Nah, saving a roomful of people from my wife the crazed gunman reminds me too much of my father. Don 't want to follow too closely in his footsteps.
 
2012-10-10 02:06:57 AM  
Take the trans-siberian from Moscow to Beijing (actually called the trans-mongolian on that route). I also want to stop in every major city on the way, see Lake Baikal, and pretty much everything else. I might actually do this next summer if I can save enough money
 
2012-10-10 02:07:17 AM  
Break 150mph.
Difficulty rating: I own a Yaris
 
2012-10-10 02:07:27 AM  

cowgirl toffee: You're not from the South, are you?


Having sex with dead deer is pretty much a Northern thing. Link
 
2012-10-10 02:08:38 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: cowgirl toffee: You're not from the South, are you?

Having sex with dead deer is pretty much a Northern thing. Link


Deer in Georga have purdy mouths.
 
2012-10-10 02:08:47 AM  

Seacop: I'd also like to bang a dead deer within 50 feet of a pre-school


scrapetv.com

I think you're some kind of deviated pervert
 
2012-10-10 02:09:10 AM  

cmb53208: Road trip above the Arctic Circle to Inuvik, NT


Not a road trip, but spent a day in Kotzebu, AK years ago.

For what I want to do....? Hmmm, bang a cute little ginger girl? Oh wait, done that too!

Life is good!
 
2012-10-10 02:09:22 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Vacation in Asia.


GO TO VIETNAM!1 You can get a round trip ticket there for less than $1,000, the visa will cost you another maybe $200 for a month, then once you get there it's WAY cheaper than being at home. If you stay long enough you could probably make money just by being there instead of at home. Go. To. Asia. And good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2012-10-10 02:09:49 AM  

MappingChick: Own my own home on a nice piece of land so I can go crazy nuts with the gardening and growing food.


My EIP for seeds + tips.

Other than that I'd lile to trek around the Himalayas. Possibly while teaching English like my high school BF.
 
2012-10-10 02:10:18 AM  
Have a job that I can be proud of so I can move out of my Dad's house into a safer home.
 
2012-10-10 02:11:59 AM  
* Set foot upon both poles of our planet.*
* - I don't give a damn about the geographic, astronomic, magnetic, or other poles; put me on the Arctic Cap at or near the pole, and on Antarctica inland.
* Fly in space - in or above the thermosphere - under my own control.
* Safely birth and reliably see to a lifelong habitat any ten (or twenty (or one hundred (or more))) critically endangered critters ... Siberian tiger, Mountain Gorilla, Amur Leopard, Sumatran Orang-Utang, etc.
* Punch Rubert Murdoch in the face so hard he shiats in his underpants.
* Dance.
* Play actual music upon any one of the many musical instruments I've endeavored but failed to master, or some other musical instrument that makes sense to me the way a simple taut string made sense to Mozart or Bach.
* Mingle with my peers in comfort and confidence - is that what you were looking for, subby?
 
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