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(Fark)   What have you never done that'd you'd like to do? Difficulty: Must be realistic   ( divider line
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2012-10-09 09:01:08 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Never had sex in a hurricane,

I wanna have sex on a glacier. The sad thing, the glacier part is easy, it's the having sex part that I'm having an issue with.

/ Ladies... EIP
2012-10-09 09:03:35 PM  

gamergirl23: See Niagara falls.

It's more like Viagra falls, amiright?

*I'll see myself out*
2012-10-09 09:04:09 PM  

Mr. Murder: gamergirl23: See Niagara falls.

It's more like Viagra falls, amiright?

*I'll see myself out*

I lold
2012-10-09 09:05:02 PM  

rocketpants: Methadone Girls: travel. I haven't been anywhere outside of Canada except Florida.

I live in Florida and haven't been anywhere outside the U.S. except Canada.

/ also wants to travel

I wouldn't mind seeing more of the states to start. And I'd love to go to Ireland and Scotland. My grandpa is a McDonald. Apparently there was a lot of skipping between the 2 countries for McDonalds.
2012-10-09 09:09:17 PM  
Work for at least one summer in Antarctica.
2012-10-09 09:09:33 PM  

Methadone Girls: My grandpa is a McDonald

You're a McDonald, not a whore
2012-10-09 09:19:48 PM  

hng: xlbrooklyn: This is not a pity-me thing. This is a shame-on-you thing if you're one of the people who've already said "scuba" and then made some lame excuse like, oh, work.

is The Fatness a lame excuse? Because, man... fat and lame? That would be a double wammy.

Depends. Does The Fatness make it medically inadvisable to scuba dive? Or just aesthetically inadvisable?
2012-10-09 09:24:57 PM  

hng: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Never had sex in a hurricane,

I wanna have sex on a glacier. The sad thing, the glacier part is easy, it's the having sex part that I'm having an issue with.

/ Ladies... EIP

Don't do it, TFettes. Before you know it, he'll be sending you pics of his couch.
2012-10-09 09:27:23 PM  
Travel with my kids, maybe to Europe or Japan.
2012-10-09 09:27:31 PM  
What can I say? My couch is freaking awesome.
2012-10-09 09:36:43 PM  

vegaswench: Travel with my kids, maybe to Europe or Japan.

I'd really like to go to Japan, Austrailia, and South Africa. I know they probably aren't realistic though.

I'll settle for Los Angeles and a Dodger game.
2012-10-09 09:46:23 PM  

Mr. Murder: I'll settle for Los Angeles and a Dodger game.

do you speak the international language?
2012-10-09 09:46:52 PM  

make me some tea: Climb to the top of Parícutin.

Hiking amongst the redwoods.
2012-10-09 09:49:15 PM  

hng: Munchen Oktoberfest

Munich is great but if you go during Oktoberfest it will be choked with puking tourist bros.
2012-10-09 09:59:24 PM  
Be civil.
2012-10-10 12:02:28 AM  
and we're green.
2012-10-10 12:08:12 AM  
-Travel to every continent (Just Africa, South America and Antarctica left)
-Live abroad for longer than a year (perhaps permanently or at least maintain a permanent residence in two countries, shuttling in between)
-Learn Portuguese (I think it's a beautiful language)
-Finish college
-Get a good job that pays well
2012-10-10 12:10:42 AM  
Start my own production company.

Probably with my current boss.
2012-10-10 12:25:26 AM  
Retire. I don't know for sure that it's realistic, though.
2012-10-10 12:36:19 AM  
2012-10-10 12:44:48 AM  

hng: Munchen Oktoberfest.

Mine is to go there when I am old enough to drink. (Went there when I was 11.)


Fly first class on British Airways
Get my scuba license
Go sky diving
Go bungee jumping
Do the "sky drop" at the Stratosphere in Vegas
Visit Napa Valley and stop by Chateau Montelena
Go to a Seahawks away game in any city except Miami (already been there for one)
Go to a Mariners away game in any city
Visit Boston
2012-10-10 12:47:28 AM  
Go to Costa Rica, zipline in the rain forest
2012-10-10 12:50:29 AM  

hng: get BIE.


2012-10-10 12:56:51 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Vacation in Asia.

2012-10-10 01:02:43 AM  
2012-10-10 01:03:03 AM  
Live in/on Uranus
2012-10-10 01:03:44 AM  
Climb a (not too terribly steep) volcano. This would be in conjunction with going to Hawaii for like a month, which I've also never done.
2012-10-10 01:05:11 AM  
your mom like the backseat of a volkswagen
2012-10-10 01:05:41 AM  
Two Subby's moms, at the same time.
2012-10-10 01:06:14 AM  

gamergirl23: See Niagara falls.

Niagara's pretty neat, and only two hours from me. Look me up some time if you plan to go through with it, maybe I can meet you there :)
2012-10-10 01:06:21 AM  
Low Earth Orbit.
2012-10-10 01:06:37 AM  
Have a successful marriage. Oh said it had to be realistic.

/never mind
2012-10-10 01:06:50 AM  
Get my heart back into good enough shape and walk the AT.
2012-10-10 01:07:36 AM  
I'd like to go to Pelican Bay Penitentiary and visit the guy who shot me.
2012-10-10 01:07:44 AM  
fly a wing suit
2012-10-10 01:08:03 AM  
Hike the Appalachian Trail, the Pacific Crest Trail, and the Continental Divide Trail. I've done the southern 1/3rd of the AT, and it was the most fun I've ever had. I'm trying to get back out there to finish it before retirement.
2012-10-10 01:08:43 AM  
Total Fark membership. A guy can only dream.
2012-10-10 01:08:51 AM  
Wacken: Open Air

Always wanted to go, but never had the cash. The tickets for it sell out nearly a year in advance, almost every year. The price of the ticket, coupled with what it would cost to actually fly over and stay in Germany for several days would rack up a few thousand bucks, easily. Logistically, it's extremely feasible and not hard to do. Financially? Well, that's another story entirely...

/poor person is poor
2012-10-10 01:10:06 AM  
Ghastly. Oh god did I say that out loud
2012-10-10 01:10:15 AM  
Road trip above the Arctic Circle to Inuvik, NT
Visit the following cities: Hamburg, Gdansk, Warsaw, Moscow, Marseille, Montreal, Nairobi, San Francisco, Prague, and Honolulu
Get pilot's license
2012-10-10 01:10:53 AM  
As I'm a woman and on Fark, I have to say anal.

/HA HA. Not.
2012-10-10 01:11:24 AM  
Make my own moonshine legally
2012-10-10 01:11:55 AM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: High-altitude skydive.

Cancel my energy drink-sponsored sky dive for a third, forth -- or even eleventy-seventh time.

...and then do it flawlessly while burning to death and executing a perfect landing at the same time.
2012-10-10 01:12:22 AM  
move out of mom's basement.
2012-10-10 01:12:38 AM  
Play the bass with Ana Popovic.

I need to make more time to practice. You would think I'd have this by now since her former keyboardist is now my roommate so I don't have any damn excuse.

/and for my fark stalker answer: gamergirl23
2012-10-10 01:12:45 AM  
Drive the course from the Top Gear Bolivia and Vietnam specials.

For anyone who wants to go it. Unbelievable. My sister always finds great deals on skydiving online, we've gone about a half-dozen times so far. Last place we dove was over the Shenandoah river valley. Gorgeous.
2012-10-10 01:13:25 AM  
Depending on the weather in the next couple weeks, I might try the Notch Couloir on Long's Peak.

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Or maybe I'll just stay in mom's basement where it's safe.

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2012-10-10 01:17:33 AM  
I'm kind of surprised at how many of the things people are mentioning that i've already done.

/ not iamrex or llamagirl, though
// or "your mom"
/// as far as i know
2012-10-10 01:17:48 AM  
Jump from the down escalator to the up escalator when they cross in the department store
2012-10-10 01:18:06 AM  
I'd like to have my own garden and wood shop in a house that is comfortable for my family. As for interesting things... I'd like to hike across the country.
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