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(Yahoo)   Nicolas Cage, Hayden Christensen sign on to a movie soon to be retitled "Never-Ending Vortex of Suck"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 46
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2012-10-10 12:14:19 AM  
And dammit, I'm going to watch it anyway.
 
2012-10-10 12:25:08 AM  
As long as Cage loses his shiat in it, i'll watch it
 
bow
2012-10-10 12:26:12 AM  
Nicholas Cage only makes horrible movies as of 2000.

The last good movie he made recently was National Treasure.
 
2012-10-10 12:26:22 AM  
HOW'D IT GET GREENED?!
 
2012-10-10 12:28:29 AM  
how does this crap get greened?
 
2012-10-10 12:28:54 AM  
At first I read that as Nicolas Cage and Hayden Panettiere...

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2012-10-10 12:37:17 AM  

bow: Nicholas Cage only makes horrible movies as of 2000.

The last good movie he made recently was National Treasure.


unrealitymag.com
 
2012-10-10 12:41:12 AM  
Greenlit.
Green..lit?
Green lit.
GREENLIT
GREEEEEN LiiiIiIiiiiIiITTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!


If it were just Nicolas Cage, I'd suffer through it. However, it's got the eco-terrorist involved, so I won't be watching this one.
 
bow
2012-10-10 12:41:44 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: bow: Nicholas Cage only makes horrible movies as of 2000.

The last good movie he made recently was National Treasure.


I realize National Treasure was 1994, but name the last good movie he made before that...
 
2012-10-10 12:44:56 AM  

shinjitsuism: At first I read that as Nicolas Cage and Hayden Panettiere...

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At first I read that as Nicolas Cage and hayden planetarium
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2012-10-10 12:46:18 AM  
The movie is set in 10th century China and it stars two white guys. Lovely.
 
2012-10-10 12:46:25 AM  

bow: I realize National Treasure was 1994, but name the last good movie he made before that...


....What?

Besides, Kick-Ass was pretty good and Cage was great in it, and Drive Angry was so, so amazingly awful it became awesome.
 
bow
2012-10-10 12:50:26 AM  
Starting now I'm ignoring anyone from now on who admits they love Nicholas Cage.
 
2012-10-10 12:50:36 AM  
I hate sand, it's course and it get's everywhere, unlike here, where everything is soft, and smooth.


Dormer has worked on a number of British television series, including the BBC's spy show, "Spooks."

Well, Spooks was pretty good, so they got that going for them.


bow: B.L.Z. Bub: bow: Nicholas Cage only makes horrible movies as of 2000.

The last good movie he made recently was National Treasure.

I realize National Treasure was 1994, but name the last good movie he made before that...


National Treasure was 2004.
 
2012-10-10 12:51:37 AM  
If Hayden Christensen gets a role like he got in Shattered Glass, he might actually give a good performance.

In Shattered Glass, being an unlikeable asshole was the point of the character, and the physical objects and location in time and space dealt with the monotone problem.

fark Lucas forever and ever.
 
2012-10-10 12:54:42 AM  

bow: Starting now I'm ignoring anyone from now on who admits they love Nicholas Cage.


Even if they mean 'love' as in 'I love the YouTube video where he loses his shiat and will dedicate my life to seeing similar fecal misplacement firsthand?'
 
2012-10-10 12:57:05 AM  

shinjitsuism: At first I read that as Nicolas Cage and Hayden Panettiere...

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Not that I'd say no as is, but she could use bigger tits.
 
2012-10-10 12:58:12 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: If Hayden Christensen gets a role like he got in Shattered Glass, he might actually give a good performance.

In Shattered Glass, being an unlikeable asshole was the point of the character, and the physical objects and location in time and space dealt with the monotone problem.

fark Lucas forever and ever.


That was HIM? I didn't see the movie, but I have seen Stephen Glass in interviews and he reminds me of John Malkovich. When I think of John Malkovich-type actors, I certainly don't think of Emo Anakin.
 
2012-10-10 01:01:13 AM  
I just finished watching Stolen 15 minutes ago. Truly awful
 
2012-10-10 01:06:22 AM  
Nicholas Cage has not made a good movie since The Family Man.
 
2012-10-10 01:14:26 AM  
I'll admit, I love National Treasure.

/The sequel? Not so much
//Riley is hilarious and Diane Kruger is zomg hot
 
2012-10-10 01:19:12 AM  
January Jones and Kristen Stewart should be cast as their respective love interests then.
 
2012-10-10 01:26:09 AM  

bow: Starting now I'm ignoring anyone from now on who admits they love Nicholas Cage.


You mean to say that you cannot tolerate anyone that knows the obvious truth that, The Wicker Man was one of the best horror movies of the 70s, and the greatest comedy of the 2000s?
 
2012-10-10 01:38:37 AM  
They should throw in Lindelhof in there for good balance.
 
2012-10-10 01:39:03 AM  

bow: Starting now I'm ignoring anyone from now on who admits they love Nicholas Cage.


Does that include platonic love?
 
2012-10-10 01:42:53 AM  

bow: Starting now I'm ignoring anyone from now on who admits they love Nicholas Cage.


alsolikelife.com

Lula, the way your head works is God's own private mystery.

/saw Wild at Heart in the theatre
//not ashamed
 
2012-10-10 01:49:38 AM  
Nicholas Kim Coppola a/k/a Nic 'I suck so hard I implode when I fart' Cage has less talent than David Faustino, the barely capable troll boy who played the role of son Bud on 'Married With Children'.

Changing your name to make it look like doors wouldn't fly open for you is pretty lame, Mr. El Sucko.
 
2012-10-10 02:07:09 AM  

bow: Starting now I'm ignoring anyone from now on who admits they love Nicholas Cage.


I don't love Nicholas Cage. However, I will admit to kind of liking Ghost Rider; I'm not familiar with the comics and it didn't make me want the [time period of my life] back, unlike from watching Kung Pow, or The New World. I was forced to watch the first and would have turned it off after about 20 minutes if I'd had the choice; the second one was pretty but SO SLOWLY PACED that we turned it off about 45 min and sent it back to Netflix. I think there's a couple others too.

Anyway, Ghost Rider had flames, action, and Sam Elliot, so it was not a vortex of suck in my opinion. Also enjoyed the National Treasure movies as silly fun, Kick Ass, and... I can't really remember any other Cage movies I liked. He's mildly entertaining which is more than I can say for many people.
 
2012-10-10 02:32:42 AM  
A Nicolas Cage film set in 10th century China? Please tell me we'll get to see this:

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2012-10-10 02:35:43 AM  

Fark You I'm Drunk: A Nicolas Cage film set in 10th century China? Please tell me we'll get to see this:

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soshable.com
 
2012-10-10 04:19:54 AM  
I enjoyed Hayden Christensen in Revenge of the Sith. Attack of the Clones was terrible almost all around. Never seen his other movies, but I hear he was great in Life as a House.
 
2012-10-10 04:28:06 AM  

Wayne 985: I enjoyed Hayden Christensen in Revenge of the Sith. Attack of the Clones was terrible almost all around. Never seen his other movies, but I hear he was great in Life as a House.


I didn't like Attack of the Clones either. It's coarse and rough and irritating.
 
2012-10-10 04:30:54 AM  

shinjitsuism: At first I read that as Nicolas Cage and Hayden Panettiere...

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I did too until you pointed out I was wrong. Love the pic.
 
2012-10-10 05:41:11 AM  

Wayne 985: I enjoyed Hayden Christensen in Revenge of the Sith. Attack of the Clones was terrible almost all around. Never seen his other movies, but I hear he was great in Life as a House.


You should give Takers a go, its a well done heist movie with a decent cast including Idris Elba.

/who was in Ghost Rider 2
//with Nic Cage
///I've been Bacon'ed!!
 
2012-10-10 07:18:24 AM  
Adaptation
 
2012-10-10 08:43:09 AM  
I don't like bees. They're mean and stingy and irritating and they get everywhere.
 
2012-10-10 09:29:26 AM  

shinjitsuism: At first I read that as Nicolas Cage and Hayden Panettiere...


shiat, so did I. Thanks for saving the thread!
 
2012-10-10 09:32:31 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Wayne 985: I enjoyed Hayden Christensen in Revenge of the Sith. Attack of the Clones was terrible almost all around. Never seen his other movies, but I hear he was great in Life as a House.

I didn't like Attack of the Clones either. It's coarse and rough and irritating.


as a huge and life long star wars fan, Attack of the Clones was embarrassing to me. I mean seriously, when I saw it at the theaters I was looking around hoping no one i knew saw me there. it really is that bad. Phantom has some terrible acting but the overall film is ok. Revenge of the Sith once again has some truly dreadful acting but looks amazing and the final saber battle is awesome. Clones, however just has no redeeming value whatsoever. I hate to admit it as a star wars fan boy but that film is just damn near unwatchably bad.
 
2012-10-10 09:51:30 AM  
I'm pretty sure any Nic Cage movie called "Never-Ending Vortex of Suck" has to be a sequel.
 
2012-10-10 10:12:27 AM  

shinjitsuism: At first I read that as Nicolas Cage and Hayden Panettiere...

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Ditto. I didn't realize I was wrong until your post.

/dayum
 
2012-10-10 10:28:51 AM  
Cloud Atlas already has a sequel?

/DNRTFA
 
2012-10-10 10:33:27 AM  
Is this the film "Two Men, One Emotion" that I've heard of?
 
2012-10-10 01:07:40 PM  

frepnog: AverageAmericanGuy: Wayne 985: I enjoyed Hayden Christensen in Revenge of the Sith. Attack of the Clones was terrible almost all around. Never seen his other movies, but I hear he was great in Life as a House.

I didn't like Attack of the Clones either. It's coarse and rough and irritating.

as a huge and life long star wars fan, Attack of the Clones was embarrassing to me. I mean seriously, when I saw it at the theaters I was looking around hoping no one i knew saw me there. it really is that bad. Phantom has some terrible acting but the overall film is ok. Revenge of the Sith once again has some truly dreadful acting but looks amazing and the final saber battle is awesome. Clones, however just has no redeeming value whatsoever. I hate to admit it as a star wars fan boy but that film is just damn near unwatchably bad.


I thought Christensen did well in portraying an angry, bitter Skywalker. I did enjoy Ian McDiarmid, Frank Oz, and Ewan McGreggor too, even if their written dialogue occasionally got hammy.
 
2012-10-10 05:33:52 PM  
Both of them in the same movie might be so bad its good
 
2012-10-10 06:02:02 PM  
Or, better yet, call it, BOX OFFICE POISON.
 
2012-10-10 06:16:47 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: shinjitsuism: At first I read that as Nicolas Cage and Hayden Panettiere...

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Not that I'd say no as is, but she could use bigger tits.


Have you seen the print ads for "Nashville"? You can't say they're not trying.
 
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