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(SeattlePI)   TSA agents to woman dying of leukemia: we'll need you to pull up the bandages holding your feeding tubes and open one of those bags of fluid they're pumping into you   (seattlepi.com) divider line 30
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2012-10-09 08:33:38 PM
9 votes:
I'm going to make a strip club and name it "The Airport" and then have all the strippers "security screen" patrons as they pay their cover charge.
2012-10-09 08:57:22 PM
4 votes:

GranoblasticMan: / Is there anything the TSA can't do?!


Find terrorists.
2012-10-09 08:12:34 PM
4 votes:
These threads are starting to make me think that the TSA has motives other than maintaining my safety through reasonable measures.
2012-10-09 08:52:45 PM
3 votes:
Next time I'm in America, I'm gonna work myself up an erection and let them have a feel. And I'd smile and I'd smile some more when they ask me to go for a private search and as I enter the room, I drop my pants and bend over in anticipation. And then I'd groan and moan and ask them their names and say those names in a seductive manner.

Then I'd sue the bastards for emotional rape and penis/ anus assault.
2012-10-09 08:13:03 PM
3 votes:

Britney Spear's Speculum: When was the last time the US had a citizen commit a terror plot via plane again?


So you're saying it's working?
2012-10-10 01:04:03 AM
2 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: I don't feel safe enough.

People that "supposedly" have pace makers need to have there chests cut open to verify they are in proper Freedom Compliance.


I suggest a new gate that's made out of microwaves. Anyone who dies had a real pacemaker, and is not a suspect. Anyone who lives is summarily executed for having a fake pacemaker.
2012-10-09 11:53:22 PM
2 votes:
sheikyermami.com

At least he lived long enough to see the TSA so he could die happy.
2012-10-09 11:43:14 PM
2 votes:

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: She bought the plane ticket. She knew about the searches. She most likely heard of the horror stories involving the TSA. She took her chances after Americans were invited to take an alternative form of travel. And because sheeple continue to fly instead of boycott, things like this will continue to happen. So while grotesque as this incident is, the flying public is allowing it to happen with every ticket purchase.

If the TSA will not go away, just don't fly until they do. It is just that simple. Or not. Enjoy your flight.


Yeah, screw her. She should have just swam.
2012-10-09 10:02:51 PM
2 votes:

Jaws_Victim: Poor lady, and it happened at my airport. I hope they fire the people responsible.


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2012-10-10 03:08:12 AM
1 votes:

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Jerry Sandusky, credit card telemarketers and prosperity gospel evangelists are reputable, respectable citizens when compared to TSA agents, who collectively make Walmart greeters look like skilled labor.


Yep, at least every person they interact with has some sense of perceived value being provided. Even the boys in Sandusky's shower thought they'd get some free football tickets in the future. With the TSA, it's flat out rape.
2012-10-10 12:43:30 AM
1 votes:
But then, when the nitroglycerin breast implants kill 300 people, you libs will


Sorry, I can't keep a straight face.
2012-10-10 12:27:34 AM
1 votes:

untaken_name: BraveNewCheneyWorld: The TSA is an enemy of the state people, manufactured entirely by the state.

FTFMY.


I think you meant to say :P

Anyway, No, I believe the state is the body of the people in general. In the respect that, we as the people, have let a relatively few of the people we entrusted with our government become tyrannical and abusive, you're right. They should be considered somewhat separate from the rest of us, since they act as nothing more than criminals like the mafia at this point.

You wanna fly? Fine. We're gonna make a deal, I gotta feel up your grandma, your pretty little daughter, your wife and then you.. Just business...
2012-10-09 10:51:30 PM
1 votes:

Pantubo: Another day in Obama's America.

Thankfully, he's a Democrat. Otherwise, people might be upset about things like this.


I'll always remember the way President Obama reacted to the Twin Towers going down on 9/11 when this whole national security uproar began. He was like "This is bullshiat, I'm beefing up the TSA right meow!"
2012-10-09 10:23:36 PM
1 votes:
Suck it up, cancer girl, Jesus died so America could be safe and it's your patriotic duty to get your life-bags checked for bombs.
2012-10-09 09:21:14 PM
1 votes:

skwerl: The only reason I can think of for keeping this farcical agency is that it's a jobs program. It provides hundreds of thousands of jobs for otherwise unemployable societal outcasts. Imagine the jump in unemployment if the TSA were disbanded.


The problem is it's generally considered a bad idea to give authority and guns to a large number of people who are functionally retarded.
2012-10-09 08:59:56 PM
1 votes:
dbmark17

What happens when someone blows themselves up in the security line?

If they turn enough tsa terrorists into mist, I say give them a national holiday and bury them at Arlington.
2012-10-09 08:49:19 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: Pantubo: Another day in Obama's America.

Thankfully, he's a Democrat. Otherwise, people might be upset about things like this.

You're almost as adorable as my 12 year old, 80 pound dog who just gathered 6 different stuffed animals at my feet and is now peacefully snoring whilst resting his head on one of said feet.


Though not as bright, obviously
2012-10-09 08:47:46 PM
1 votes:

Pantubo: Another day in Obama's America.

Thankfully, he's a Democrat. Otherwise, people might be upset about things like this.


You're almost as adorable as my 12 year old, 80 pound dog who just gathered 6 different stuffed animals at my feet and is now peacefully snoring whilst resting his head on one of said feet.
2012-10-09 08:42:23 PM
1 votes:
Another day in Obama's America.

Thankfully, he's a Democrat. Otherwise, people might be upset about things like this.
2012-10-09 08:37:35 PM
1 votes:

ineedfark: I'm going to make a strip club and name it "The Airport" and then have all the strippers "security screen" patrons as they pay their cover charge.


Just have them "wand" each other.
2012-10-09 08:36:29 PM
1 votes:

MaxAwesome: AcneVulgaris: Fromageball: TSA agents are fairly low level positions...which means they probably have asshole managers micro-managing the hell out of them, making sure they follow procedure to a T. Maybe pay them more, provide better training, don't give the managers incentive to be micro-managing dicks, etc, and maybe you'll get a more effective TSA who are capable of using better judgment in the various situations they will encounter as TSA agents and not just acting as robots following a set of rules. Maybe.

You're missing the point. It's all about keeping them off the unemployment rolls as cheaply as possible.

Why? We're paying their wages with our tax dollars anyways. I'd rather they get unemployment and don't touch my cock when I'm travelling.


This is why I always travel with a fake cock. That way, they're touching it, and I'm like "Touch my fake cock, thug! YEAH! TOUCH IT!"
2012-10-09 08:34:28 PM
1 votes:
What happens when someone blows themselves up in the security line?
2012-10-09 08:33:36 PM
1 votes:
Obviously tonight's admin(s) had a run in with the TSA and is grinding the ax with the trifecta. And I approve of this.
2012-10-09 08:33:28 PM
1 votes:

fredbox: You can bet your sweet ass that the next time terror strikes the domestic airways, a TSA employee will be found to be involved.


1. Are you a TSA employee?
2. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?!
2012-10-09 08:31:05 PM
1 votes:

GranoblasticMan: TSA: Now (also) qualified medical professionals.

/ Is there anything the TSA can't do?!


Actually make us safer
2012-10-09 08:29:17 PM
1 votes:
Hey American Government! I'm NOT going to fly until you stop this stupid humiliating security theater. All airlines please note. I have over 1,500 hours in the air. None since 2006, when you last offended me (by spilling coffee over my newly purchased books and magazines, and offering NO apology). None until you decide to reject these ass-clowns.
2012-10-09 08:26:46 PM
1 votes:
Fark's got the universal TSA playbook, and they're running it step by step.
2012-10-09 08:23:42 PM
1 votes:

Ambivalence: Britney Spear's Speculum: When was the last time the US had a citizen commit a terror plot via plane again?

It's not just citizens that fly in the U.S.

but yes, we get the point.


Thanks for ruining my point.
2012-10-09 08:18:03 PM
1 votes:
oops, threw away the WSJ article

Now with more Fox!
2012-10-09 08:13:56 PM
1 votes:

Britney Spear's Speculum: When was the last time the US had a citizen commit a terror plot via plane again?


1971?
 
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