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(SeattlePI)   TSA agents to woman dying of leukemia: we'll need you to pull up the bandages holding your feeding tubes and open one of those bags of fluid they're pumping into you   (seattlepi.com) divider line 195
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2012-10-09 08:04:48 PM  
Trifecta complete!
 
2012-10-09 08:05:34 PM  
Awesome....TSA trifecta. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of clueless idiots.
 
2012-10-09 08:05:51 PM  
TSA: Now (also) qualified medical professionals.

/ Is there anything the TSA can't do?!
 
2012-10-09 08:06:30 PM  
Oh. Holy Fark.
Just scrap it already.
You farking sheep just love to be molested, don't you?
 
2012-10-09 08:06:56 PM  
A trifecta of bad press couldn't happen to a more appropriate subject.
 
2012-10-09 08:07:10 PM  
Douchebag trifecta complete.
 
2012-10-09 08:07:26 PM  

LessO2: Awesome....TSA trifecta. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of clueless idiots.


I'd say a firing squad would be appropriate.
Pink slips for every one.
 
2012-10-09 08:08:07 PM  
It's possible
breakingbadcostume.com
 
2012-10-09 08:08:33 PM  
Oh, and just so we're all clear: Absolutely f*ckall will be done to ensure this doesn't happen again.
 
2012-10-09 08:09:39 PM  
When was the last time the US had a citizen commit a terror plot via plane again?
 
2012-10-09 08:11:41 PM  
Do you feel safe yet?
 
2012-10-09 08:11:52 PM  

GranoblasticMan: TSA: Now (also) qualified medical professionals.

/ Is there anything the TSA can't do?!


Function with any semblance of human decency apparently.
 
2012-10-09 08:12:34 PM  
These threads are starting to make me think that the TSA has motives other than maintaining my safety through reasonable measures.
 
2012-10-09 08:13:03 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: When was the last time the US had a citizen commit a terror plot via plane again?


So you're saying it's working?
 
2012-10-09 08:13:04 PM  
TSA agents are fairly low level positions...which means they probably have asshole managers micro-managing the hell out of them, making sure they follow procedure to a T. Maybe pay them more, provide better training, don't give the managers incentive to be micro-managing dicks, etc, and maybe you'll get a more effective TSA who are capable of using better judgment in the various situations they will encounter as TSA agents and not just acting as robots following a set of rules. Maybe.
 
2012-10-09 08:13:56 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: When was the last time the US had a citizen commit a terror plot via plane again?


1971?
 
2012-10-09 08:14:42 PM  
Another example of TSA goons being TSA goons, followed by yet another half-assed "apology" letter from the TSA.

How many times will this happen before people realize that the TSA is NOT sorry that they pull this sh*t, nor will they ever be?
 
2012-10-09 08:14:57 PM  

Fromageball: TSA agents are fairly low level positions...which means they probably have asshole managers micro-managing the hell out of them, making sure they follow procedure to a T. Maybe pay them more, provide better training, don't give the managers incentive to be micro-managing dicks, etc, and maybe you'll get a more effective TSA who are capable of using better judgment in the various situations they will encounter as TSA agents and not just acting as robots following a set of rules. Maybe.


You're missing the point. It's all about keeping them off the unemployment rolls as cheaply as possible.
 
2012-10-09 08:15:25 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: Britney Spear's Speculum: When was the last time the US had a citizen commit a terror plot via plane again?

1971?


Robbery isn't terrorism.
 
2012-10-09 08:16:29 PM  

AcneVulgaris: You're missing the point. It's all about keeping them off the unemployment rolls as cheaply as possible.


QFT.

The war on drugs is also another example of a phoney government unemployment padding "job"
 
2012-10-09 08:16:43 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: When was the last time the US had a citizen commit a terror plot via plane again?

2010
 
2012-10-09 08:18:03 PM  
oops, threw away the WSJ article

Now with more Fox!
 
2012-10-09 08:19:12 PM  
At least the TSA goons don't frighten developmentally disabled childr--oh, wait.

"She's not a threat to national security"
 
2012-10-09 08:20:16 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: When was the last time the US had a citizen commit a terror plot via plane again?


It's not just citizens that fly in the U.S.

but yes, we get the point.
 
2012-10-09 08:20:41 PM  
We should be able to vote the TSA out of existance in Nov. Because you just know the two clowns aren't going to do jack sh*t except take more freedoms.
 
2012-10-09 08:20:51 PM  
Wow, the TSA trifecta happened so fast. Just an hour ago the RSS only had one.
 
2012-10-09 08:23:42 PM  

Ambivalence: Britney Spear's Speculum: When was the last time the US had a citizen commit a terror plot via plane again?

It's not just citizens that fly in the U.S.

but yes, we get the point.


Thanks for ruining my point.
 
2012-10-09 08:26:46 PM  
Fark's got the universal TSA playbook, and they're running it step by step.
 
2012-10-09 08:29:17 PM  
Hey American Government! I'm NOT going to fly until you stop this stupid humiliating security theater. All airlines please note. I have over 1,500 hours in the air. None since 2006, when you last offended me (by spilling coffee over my newly purchased books and magazines, and offering NO apology). None until you decide to reject these ass-clowns.
 
2012-10-09 08:29:20 PM  
You can bet your sweet ass that the next time terror strikes the domestic airways, a TSA employee will be found to be involved.
 
2012-10-09 08:31:05 PM  

GranoblasticMan: TSA: Now (also) qualified medical professionals.

/ Is there anything the TSA can't do?!


Actually make us safer
 
2012-10-09 08:31:46 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: AcneVulgaris: You're missing the point. It's all about keeping them off the unemployment rolls as cheaply as possible.

QFT.

The war on drugs is also another example of a phoney government unemployment padding "job"


Somehow, I'd rather pay for welfare cheats than thugs.
 
2012-10-09 08:33:28 PM  

fredbox: You can bet your sweet ass that the next time terror strikes the domestic airways, a TSA employee will be found to be involved.


1. Are you a TSA employee?
2. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?!
 
2012-10-09 08:33:36 PM  
Obviously tonight's admin(s) had a run in with the TSA and is grinding the ax with the trifecta. And I approve of this.
 
2012-10-09 08:33:38 PM  
I'm going to make a strip club and name it "The Airport" and then have all the strippers "security screen" patrons as they pay their cover charge.
 
2012-10-09 08:34:24 PM  

AcneVulgaris: Fromageball: TSA agents are fairly low level positions...which means they probably have asshole managers micro-managing the hell out of them, making sure they follow procedure to a T. Maybe pay them more, provide better training, don't give the managers incentive to be micro-managing dicks, etc, and maybe you'll get a more effective TSA who are capable of using better judgment in the various situations they will encounter as TSA agents and not just acting as robots following a set of rules. Maybe.

You're missing the point. It's all about keeping them off the unemployment rolls as cheaply as possible.


Why? We're paying their wages with our tax dollars anyways. I'd rather they get unemployment and don't touch my cock when I'm travelling.
 
2012-10-09 08:34:28 PM  
What happens when someone blows themselves up in the security line?
 
2012-10-09 08:36:29 PM  

MaxAwesome: AcneVulgaris: Fromageball: TSA agents are fairly low level positions...which means they probably have asshole managers micro-managing the hell out of them, making sure they follow procedure to a T. Maybe pay them more, provide better training, don't give the managers incentive to be micro-managing dicks, etc, and maybe you'll get a more effective TSA who are capable of using better judgment in the various situations they will encounter as TSA agents and not just acting as robots following a set of rules. Maybe.

You're missing the point. It's all about keeping them off the unemployment rolls as cheaply as possible.

Why? We're paying their wages with our tax dollars anyways. I'd rather they get unemployment and don't touch my cock when I'm travelling.


This is why I always travel with a fake cock. That way, they're touching it, and I'm like "Touch my fake cock, thug! YEAH! TOUCH IT!"
 
2012-10-09 08:37:35 PM  

ineedfark: I'm going to make a strip club and name it "The Airport" and then have all the strippers "security screen" patrons as they pay their cover charge.


Just have them "wand" each other.
 
2012-10-09 08:39:10 PM  
Let's all stop posting here and move to the other thread.
 
2012-10-09 08:39:40 PM  

dbmark17: What happens when someone blows themselves up in the security line?


Then they'll move the security checkpoint to the airport entrance. And when that gets blown up, they'll move it to the freeway offramp, and then to your house.
 
2012-10-09 08:42:23 PM  
Another day in Obama's America.

Thankfully, he's a Democrat. Otherwise, people might be upset about things like this.
 
2012-10-09 08:47:25 PM  

dbmark17: What happens when someone blows themselves up in the security line?


Then passengers will have to go through a TSASA checkpoint to gain admission to the TSA checkpoint.

The TSASA will be staffed by people too stupid and obnoxious to work for the TSA, which may require a donkey-human breeding program to be implemented.

/some belongings which would normally be stolen by TSA will have been pre-stolen by TSASA, so an additional passenger fee will be charged at the TSA checkpoint to make up the difference
 
2012-10-09 08:47:46 PM  

Pantubo: Another day in Obama's America.

Thankfully, he's a Democrat. Otherwise, people might be upset about things like this.


You're almost as adorable as my 12 year old, 80 pound dog who just gathered 6 different stuffed animals at my feet and is now peacefully snoring whilst resting his head on one of said feet.
 
2012-10-09 08:49:19 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Pantubo: Another day in Obama's America.

Thankfully, he's a Democrat. Otherwise, people might be upset about things like this.

You're almost as adorable as my 12 year old, 80 pound dog who just gathered 6 different stuffed animals at my feet and is now peacefully snoring whilst resting his head on one of said feet.


Though not as bright, obviously
 
2012-10-09 08:49:45 PM  
This is what happens when low class people are given positions with the slightest bit of power. They gotta throw it around.
There is no excuse for this type of assault.
 
2012-10-09 08:50:47 PM  
If I heard of some poor schmo with good aiming shooting and killing TSA Agents, I would submit the story with a Hero tag.
 
2012-10-09 08:50:58 PM  

ParaHandy: Let's all stop posting here and move to the other thread.


You chose......poorly.
 
2012-10-09 08:52:03 PM  

Pantubo: Another day in Obama's America.

Thankfully, he's a Democrat. Otherwise, people might be upset about things like this.


Does this even qualify as a troll? There was like, no effort. There's the tired meme of "Obama's America" and a contradiction at the end. It's just so wonky that I'd more easily consider it Dadaist performance art than a troll.
 
2012-10-09 08:52:45 PM  
Next time I'm in America, I'm gonna work myself up an erection and let them have a feel. And I'd smile and I'd smile some more when they ask me to go for a private search and as I enter the room, I drop my pants and bend over in anticipation. And then I'd groan and moan and ask them their names and say those names in a seductive manner.

Then I'd sue the bastards for emotional rape and penis/ anus assault.
 
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