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2012-10-09 06:12:32 PM
i23.photobucket.com

FTFA: None of the participants in the courtroom - the judge, prosecutor and defendant Eric Steven Easley -- appeared satisfied with the result.

I guess not.
 
2012-10-09 06:23:18 PM
"And what can you say in your defense?"

".....The Aristocrats?"
 
2012-10-09 07:15:05 PM
The assault on the miniature horse occurred on Oct. 29, 2010. Wright said Easley went onto the property on Wilmer Road, tied the animal's tail to a fence post inside the horse pen and then sexually assaulted it.

It's not rape unless the horse says "Neigh".
 
2012-10-09 07:48:44 PM
Seriously, the guy is pleading "guilty" not because he is SAYING he's guilty, but he figures he will be farked if he pleads otherwise, and this way he can get off easy. No pun intended. Can't they deny his guilty plea? As an obvious attempt to get a lesser sentence? Is this not possible?
 
2012-10-09 07:49:01 PM
bang-on-wholesale.com
 
2012-10-09 07:49:38 PM
Are they pushing for some sort of achievement I've never heard about, is it because the moon is closer in October, wtf?.
 
2012-10-09 07:50:41 PM
Dammit. I just knew this was in Alabama as soon as I saw the headline.

Neigh means neigh.
 
2012-10-09 07:50:53 PM
Cowboy Bob?? HECK YEAH!!!
 
2012-10-09 07:52:20 PM
Isn't that when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore?
 
2012-10-09 07:53:19 PM
Came here for RD "Sex? With boys?" Pic, leaving sad.
 
2012-10-09 07:55:20 PM
I'm sorry, I was spent after "miniature horse, rape"
 
2012-10-09 07:56:02 PM
Deliverance II: The Alabama Story
 
2012-10-09 07:56:44 PM
well I know whenever I get out of jail for horse molestation all's I have is rape on the brain too.

However, I question why he waited until dark to rip her clothes off unless she seemed that unsightly to the admitted horse molester.
 
2012-10-09 07:58:29 PM

Molavian: Isn't that when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore?


If that's right, then what's a Rusty Venture?
 
2012-10-09 07:58:38 PM
Clark also said Easley had been receive mental health treatment before his arrest on the rape charge.

So. he was caught in say of?
 
2012-10-09 08:04:00 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-09 08:04:03 PM
Sex with a horse? Oh, god. That's like the bat-signal to MLP people.

/ducks
 
2012-10-09 08:05:31 PM
of course of course
 
2012-10-09 08:07:44 PM

Cpl.D: Sex with a horse? Oh, god. That's like the bat-signal to MLP people.

/ducks


Why would MLP people want to sex up Ducks?
 
2012-10-09 08:08:33 PM
"sexual abuse of a miniature horse"

BRONIES!
 
2012-10-09 08:09:30 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Seriously, the guy is pleading "guilty" not because he is SAYING he's guilty, but he figures he will be farked if he pleads otherwise, and this way he can get off easy. No pun intended. Can't they deny his guilty plea? As an obvious attempt to get a lesser sentence? Is this not possible?


seems like all the paychecks involved are willing to play ball and take the easy way out because the young lady involved - the rape victim - is not the mayors debutante virgin daughter. shame on the lot of them. i truly hope someone puts a bullet in this scumbags skull. he deserves it.
 
2012-10-09 08:10:50 PM

doglover: Why would MLP people want to sex up Ducks?


Because gay marriage is legal?
 
2012-10-09 08:11:22 PM
Ok, we've got the first two lines of the song

Oh sex with a horse
of course of course
 
2012-10-09 08:13:10 PM

KrispyKritter: seems like all the paychecks involved are willing to play ball and take the easy way out because the young lady involved - the rape victim - is not the mayors debutante virgin daughter. shame on the lot of them. i truly hope someone puts a bullet in this scumbags skull. he deserves it.


While I agree the defendant is a sick SOB, would you prefer that he walk entirely on the rape charge? If the prosecution can't locate the victim/witness and if she has credibility problems, then this is probably the best outcome they can expect.
 
2012-10-09 08:13:11 PM

Mad_Radhu: doglover: Why would MLP people want to sex up Ducks?

Because gay marriage is legal?


IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE!
 
2012-10-09 08:14:12 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Seriously, the guy is pleading "guilty" not because he is SAYING he's guilty, but he figures he will be farked if he pleads otherwise, and this way he can get off easy. No pun intended. Can't they deny his guilty plea? As an obvious attempt to get a lesser sentence? Is this not possible?


No shiat. I'm amazed he was plead down so much. My ex tried to plea with an Alford... the same as the guy in TFA, apparently: "I'm totally innocent, but I realize there's enough evidence to convict me"... after he asked the DA for a Prayer for Judgment, which says: "Yeah, I did it, but... it was totally a mistake... her face just kept hitting my fist!"

Yeah, amazed that multiple other charges were dropped for this guy... WTF?
 
2012-10-09 08:16:27 PM
Doesn't anyone care about poor Ebony Ice, the 2 year old miniature horse who had her tailed tied to a pole, was traumatized and left injured and bleeding after being assaulted by this creepy guy? Probably indicates that he's also a child molester and racist. Couldn't or didn't desire to take on a white stallion, so he picks on little Ebony, the poor miniature black horse.
 
2012-10-09 08:21:28 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Bit'O'Gristle: Seriously, the guy is pleading "guilty" not because he is SAYING he's guilty, but he figures he will be farked if he pleads otherwise, and this way he can get off easy. No pun intended. Can't they deny his guilty plea? As an obvious attempt to get a lesser sentence? Is this not possible?

No shiat. I'm amazed he was plead down so much. My ex tried to plea with an Alford... the same as the guy in TFA, apparently: "I'm totally innocent, but I realize there's enough evidence to convict me"... after he asked the DA for a Prayer for Judgment, which says: "Yeah, I did it, but... it was totally a mistake... her face just kept hitting my fist!"

Yeah, amazed that multiple other charges were dropped for this guy... WTF?


Alabama.
 
2012-10-09 08:23:11 PM

doglover: Cpl.D: Sex with a horse? Oh, god. That's like the bat-signal to MLP people.

/ducks

Why would MLP people want to sex up Ducks?


Also, some Ducks I would like to sex up:

cfbsection.com
 
2012-10-09 08:29:15 PM

Mad_Radhu: doglover: Cpl.D: Sex with a horse? Oh, god. That's like the bat-signal to MLP people.

/ducks

Why would MLP people want to sex up Ducks?

Also, some Ducks I would like to sex up:

[cfbsection.com image 641x459]


White girls can't hot. :(

eldie: Doesn't anyone care about poor Ebony Ice, the 2 year old miniature horse who had her tailed tied to a pole, was traumatized and left injured and bleeding after being assaulted by this creepy guy? Probably indicates that he's also a child molester and racist. Couldn't or didn't desire to take on a white stallion, so he picks on little Ebony, the poor miniature black horse.


Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned about a horrible place called Alabama. . .
 
2012-10-09 08:31:36 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-09 08:34:42 PM

Mad_Radhu: Also, some Ducks I would like to sex up:

[cfbsection.com image 641x459]


I'm with you on that one.
 
2012-10-09 08:35:15 PM

doglover: CapeFearCadaver: Bit'O'Gristle: Seriously, the guy is pleading "guilty" not because he is SAYING he's guilty, but he figures he will be farked if he pleads otherwise, and this way he can get off easy. No pun intended. Can't they deny his guilty plea? As an obvious attempt to get a lesser sentence? Is this not possible?

No shiat. I'm amazed he was plead down so much. My ex tried to plea with an Alford... the same as the guy in TFA, apparently: "I'm totally innocent, but I realize there's enough evidence to convict me"... after he asked the DA for a Prayer for Judgment, which says: "Yeah, I did it, but... it was totally a mistake... her face just kept hitting my fist!"

Yeah, amazed that multiple other charges were dropped for this guy... WTF?

Alabama.


Oh. Not that I know shiat about the Alabama judicial system. I suppose I should stipulate that the Judge in my case refused the Alford plea and threw the book at him, so it can (and should) be done. And, I'm in a 'dirty southern state where you can't marry your gay lover but cousins are A-ok', so there's that...
 
2012-10-09 08:36:01 PM
Alabama seems willing to stoop to anything,even rape and bestiality,to earn a Fark tag.....
 
2012-10-09 08:39:55 PM
Some folk'll never rape a horse. Then again some folk'll.
 
2012-10-09 08:43:34 PM
i182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-09 08:50:54 PM
This is completely farked up. RTFA and can't believe that this happens in my country. But, alas, it is a big place. But seriously "Easley pleaded guilty to killing or disabling livestock. His lawyer explained to him what that meant. "The horse is not able to procreate," defense attorney Robert F. "Cowboy Bob" Clark said." What the F*ck!
 
2012-10-09 09:04:55 PM
Courtroom sketch during the trial...

03.images.fireden.net
 
2012-10-09 09:09:39 PM
pwa.wrestlingx.net

DAD HOW COULD YOU?

/you should have shiat in their gym bags too
 
2012-10-09 09:16:30 PM
A link to the owner's business (these people have a LOT of little horses).

And a picture of the assaulted mare:

i.imgur.com

/can I get in trouble for posting a rape victim's photo online?
 
2012-10-09 09:32:31 PM
Reminds me of this. NSFW
Link
 
2012-10-09 09:35:13 PM

Counter_Intelligent: Came here for RD "Sex? With boys?" Pic, leaving sad.


Apparently her position on the matter is evolving. Will this do instead?

i.imgur.com

Maybe she just needs a HUG. Heterosexual Until Graduation.
 
2012-10-09 09:35:30 PM
Something for everyone? Miniature horses are ok but I prefer avacados.
 
2012-10-09 09:36:22 PM
i641.photobucket.com 

There you go, all fixed.
 
2012-10-09 09:42:04 PM
Came for creepy bronies, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-10-09 09:45:32 PM
Not posting this from county lockup. Totally wasn't me.

/neigh means neigh, dude

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-09 09:47:20 PM

Elegy: And a picture of the assaulted mare:

i.imgur.com


I prefer blonds.
 
2012-10-09 09:56:11 PM
PONY THREAD!!
 
2012-10-09 09:56:45 PM

jdbob: Elegy: And a picture of the assaulted mare:

[i.imgur.com image 250x200]


I prefer blonds.


'Cause they have more fun?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-09 10:03:10 PM
Of course the poni starts when I have no bukkit access.
 
2012-10-09 10:06:15 PM

spamdog: Came for creepy bronies, leaving satisfied.


i.imgur.com

We know :)
 
2012-10-09 10:17:21 PM

Twilight Farkle: spamdog: Came for creepy bronies, leaving satisfied.

[i.imgur.com image 510x451]

We know :)

 
2012-10-09 10:19:45 PM

kitsuneymg: Twilight Farkle: spamdog: Came for creepy bronies, leaving satisfied.

[i.imgur.com image 510x451]

We know :)


Stupid farking size filter :|
link
 
2012-10-09 10:23:42 PM
What kind of person would sexually abuse a miniature horse when toy poodles are so much less expensive and much tighter?
 
2012-10-09 10:26:15 PM
Sounds like the Democrat Convention....a rapist raping a woman, who before raped a horse...but got a three year sentence from a judge named Rusty. Yep definite Derpocrat
 
2012-10-09 10:30:35 PM
Perfectly well-trained horse trainers occasionally get brained with a hoof for their trouble, and this fark can't score consensually with his own species. No justice.

This guy should already be wearing a cloven tattoo against his head. That'd look special and unique in prison.
 
2012-10-09 10:37:04 PM

Elegy: A link to the owner's business (these people have a LOT of little horses).

And a picture of the assaulted mare:

[i.imgur.com image 250x200]

/can I get in trouble for posting a rape victim's photo online?


Sweaty Dynamite: [i641.photobucket.com image 250x200] 

There you go, all fixed.


For the 30 or so seconds I just spent choking out laughter.... you each get to pretend to be cool... at least for a month.

Enjoy.
 
2012-10-09 10:46:07 PM

DancingElkCondor: Democrat


Herp derp derp I'm from Floriduh!
 
2012-10-09 11:06:54 PM

kitsuneymg:
Stupid farking size filter :|
link


*POMF*

i.imgur.com

Any questions about whether the show's writers know their audience are hereby settled with this, quite possibly the most adult reference ever to sneak its way into a childrens' show:

Fluttershy: *pokepokepoke* "Umm, I'm just wondering if it's OK if I hold you down against your will for a little bit?"
Twilight Sparkle: *facehoof* "Ugggggh..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdQkw_bGcDs

The seventh element of harmony: the element of surprise.
 
2012-10-09 11:08:20 PM

ultraholland: I'm sorry, I was spent after "miniature horse, rape"


Isnt that how you get a "Rusty Johnson"?
 
2012-10-09 11:19:03 PM

corq: Perfectly well-trained horse trainers occasionally get brained with a hoof for their trouble, and this fark can't score consensually with his own species. No justice.

This guy should already be wearing a cloven tattoo against his head. That'd look special and unique in prison.


Horse hooves aren't cloven.

Do you even know your ungulates?
 
2012-10-09 11:55:39 PM
With a blatantly stripper name like ebony ice....that horse was just askin for it, I mean how can you not fark that?
 
2012-10-10 12:12:46 AM
What I don't even
 
2012-10-10 12:12:49 AM

ficklefkrfark: With a blatantly stripper name like ebony ice....that horse was just askin for it, I mean how can you not fark that?


Hey, no blaming the victim here! Maybe she was named Ebony Ice because she was born during a rare ice storm in Alabama; and not that she's a filly who is looking for a sexually deviant white man to tie her up and engage in mind blowing horse play!
 
2012-10-10 12:21:01 AM
Dammit Cowboy Bob. Just dammit.
 
2012-10-10 12:21:27 AM

eldie: ficklefkrfark: With a blatantly stripper name like ebony ice....that horse was just askin for it, I mean how can you not fark that?

Hey, no blaming the victim here! Maybe she was named Ebony Ice because she was born during a rare ice storm in Alabama; and not that she's a filly who is looking for a sexually deviant white man to tie her up and engage in mind blowing horse play!


She didn't even have a cutie mark yet! Dude should be hit for pedastry as well!
 
2012-10-10 12:32:47 AM

Elegy: A link to the owner's business (these people have a LOT of little horses).

And a picture of the assaulted mare:

[i.imgur.com image 250x200]

/can I get in trouble for posting a rape victim's photo online?


She does have them thick up legs...
 
2012-10-10 12:40:31 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: Elegy: A link to the owner's business (these people have a LOT of little horses).

And a picture of the assaulted mare:

[i.imgur.com image 250x200]

/can I get in trouble for posting a rape victim's photo online?

Sweaty Dynamite: [i641.photobucket.com image 250x200] 

There you go, all fixed.

For the 30 or so seconds I just spent choking out laughter.... you each get to pretend to be cool... at least for a month.

Enjoy.


Well, my stars! I am just as giddy as Teddy Kennedy in a pile of titties and scotch. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
 
2012-10-10 12:54:11 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: Elegy: A link to the owner's business (these people have a LOT of little horses).

And a picture of the assaulted mare:

[i.imgur.com image 250x200]

/can I get in trouble for posting a rape victim's photo online?

Sweaty Dynamite: [i641.photobucket.com image 250x200]

There you go, all fixed.

For the 30 or so seconds I just spent choking out laughter.... you each get to pretend to be cool... at least for a month.

Enjoy.


Words do not begin to describe the awesomeness that is you. I've been TFcurious for months and now I can check it out - this is better than farking christmas. Thank you!

/I laughed like a loon at Sweaty Dynamite
 
2012-10-10 01:25:56 AM

Fano: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


I think I'll take that Indian over there.
i.ytimg.com
*low whistle* The Masked Man's a fairy?
 
2012-10-10 01:35:25 AM
Twilight Farkle:
...
The seventh element of harmony: the element of surprise.

What the element of surprise might look like

cdn.derpiboo.ru
 
2012-10-10 02:08:51 AM

Counter_Intelligent: Came here for RD "Sex? With boys?" Pic, leaving sad.



Thanks to you I just did a GIS for "Sex? With boys?" Now I have gay and possible CP all over my browser cache, and I'm going to have to nerd-wrestle CCleaner before I can get to sleep tonight. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Admittedly, I wouldn't think of bringing this machine through U.S. customs with its present HD in it, even if I blew a whole evening decontaminating it, but some images make the very keyboard feel... unclean.
 
2012-10-10 03:17:11 AM

ShannonKW: Counter_Intelligent: Came here for RD "Sex? With boys?" Pic, leaving sad.


Thanks to you I just did a GIS for "Sex? With boys?" Now I have gay and possible CP all over my browser cache, and I'm going to have to nerd-wrestle CCleaner before I can get to sleep tonight. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Admittedly, I wouldn't think of bringing this machine through U.S. customs with its present HD in it, even if I blew a whole evening decontaminating it, but some images make the very keyboard feel... unclean.


i581.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-10 03:25:50 AM

ShannonKW: Counter_Intelligent: Came here for RD "Sex? With boys?" Pic, leaving sad.


Thanks to you I just did a GIS for "Sex? With boys?" Now I have gay and possible CP all over my browser cache, and I'm going to have to nerd-wrestle CCleaner before I can get to sleep tonight. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Admittedly, I wouldn't think of bringing this machine through U.S. customs with its present HD in it, even if I blew a whole evening decontaminating it, but some images make the very keyboard feel... unclean.


i25.photobucket.com

Trixie does not approve.
 
2012-10-10 04:11:36 AM
FTFA: Easley pleaded guilty to killing or disabling livestock. His lawyer explained to him what that meant. "The horse is not able to procreate," defense attorney Robert F. "Cowboy Bob" Clark said.

That could be quite a boast, if it hadn't been a miniature horse.
 
2012-10-10 05:42:21 AM
You know, I often wonder about the mentality of people who equate enjoying colorful cartoon ponies with wanting to have sex with animals.

I think that attitude speaks loads more about their thought processes then it does about the people they try to look down upon.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-10 06:49:27 AM

BronyMedic: You know, I often wonder about the mentality of people who equate enjoying colorful cartoon ponies with wanting to have sex with animals.

I think that attitude speaks loads more about their thought processes then it does about the people they try to look down upon.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]


American sex obsession. Thanks to it, "Molest" now means "to handle a child sexually". "Fondle" now means, "to handle genitals". "Perverted" now means, "sexually eager". "Queer" now means, "attracted to the same sex". Perhaps hundreds of everyday words have been tainted (such as that one) with sexual connotations because we need hundreds of synonyms for penis, vulva, anus, coitus, etc. to the point that choosing your words means walking a minefield of double entendres where one false step will have your audience thinking of a feces-smeared penis at the mention of "Rusty Johnson".

America is a place where breasts are disgusting sexual organs and people are indignantly demanding the right to expose them in public. Rape is an unspeakable atrocity which Americans can't get enough of speaking and hearing about. Rape of children is a horror beyond the pale which claims the front page and a generous allotment of column-inches (sorry if that reminded anyone of penis) especially if the accused is good-looking. "Manhood" (another synonym for penis, sorry) has come to be judged in terms of aptitude for pursuing women, and we'll nail you to the floorboards for doing it regardless of your merits or contributions, while "virtue" has come to mean, "reluctant to fark", and is seen as a property of women which makes them boring.

In America you would have to consider your audience before you used terms like "mounting a horse" or "animal husbandry" if you wanted to avoid a lot of fraternity chortling and everyone distracted by visions of bestiality. Of course a lot of these people think that watching cartoon horses means you want to fark them. Sad to say, a lot of them probably think you're a pedophile too.
 
2012-10-10 07:05:07 AM
Surprise witnesses...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-10 07:47:37 AM

BronyMedic: You know, I often wonder about the mentality of people who equate enjoying colorful cartoon ponies with wanting to have sex with animals.


Meanwhile the rest of us have some pretty serious doubts about grown (well, physically grown) men and women who profess to "enjoy" colourful cartoon ponies. Plushies may not be evil, but they ought to be embarrassed.
 
2012-10-10 08:04:31 AM
Well FARK, you finally did it... after years of lurking in the shadows, I had to finally register just to comment on this one. :)

I think we may have reached the apex here... for years, FARK has been slowly building up, letting the waves of the strange and bizarre wash up the beach of normalcy. But this one.. this story is the tsunami that washes it all away. And I think that the best part is that Rusty and Cowboy Bob aren't the horse rapers, they're actually the 'normal' people in this story. I just hope Cowboy Bob is available if I ever get in any legal troubles, he'd at least make the courtroom more amusing.
 
2012-10-10 09:40:44 AM

orbister: BronyMedic: You know, I often wonder about the mentality of people who equate enjoying colorful cartoon ponies with wanting to have sex with animals.

Meanwhile the rest of us have some pretty serious doubts about grown (well, physically grown) men and women who profess to "enjoy" colourful cartoon ponies. Plushies may not be evil, but they ought to be embarrassed.


WTF?

Plushies?
 
2012-10-10 09:47:11 AM

BronyMedic: orbister: BronyMedic: You know, I often wonder about the mentality of people who equate enjoying colorful cartoon ponies with wanting to have sex with animals.

Meanwhile the rest of us have some pretty serious doubts about grown (well, physically grown) men and women who profess to "enjoy" colourful cartoon ponies. Plushies may not be evil, but they ought to be embarrassed.

WTF?

Plushies?


Lyra.
 
2012-10-10 10:23:33 AM

BronyMedic: WTF?

Plushies?


Is "furries" the preferred term these days? Or maybe "speciesqueer"?
 
2012-10-10 10:41:59 AM

orbister: BronyMedic: You know, I often wonder about the mentality of people who equate enjoying colorful cartoon ponies with wanting to have sex with animals.

Meanwhile the rest of us have some pretty serious doubts about grown (well, physically grown) men and women who profess to "enjoy" colourful cartoon ponies. Plushies may not be evil, but they ought to be embarrassed.



Stepping outside of the whole lolponesex online personna thing for a sec (I know, shocking). MLP is something I like in spite of the whole cartoon horse thing, not because of it. People who equate liking MLP with sexual deviancy are pretty stupid. Several surveys have been done (here's one that seems to actually be statistically relevant). Check out the section on Grimdark/Gore and R34. It sadly doesn't surprise me that far more people would rather see guts than gentiles. Anyway, the above link has quite a lot of stats in it, including people who "enjoy" cartoon equines in the manner most people seem to think everyone does.

/man, breaking character sucks

What embarrassed plushies may look like
fc07.deviantart.net

Also, pretty sure he meant one of these two macros

denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-10 10:42:15 AM
In a more genteel age, we'd be discussing whether Cowboy Bob was the great-great-great-great-(umm, skip a bit)-great grandfather of Matcluck the Hyperchicken. This is not that age.

i.imgur.com

The health of any community can be measured by how capable it is of laughing at itself when one of its members does something completely ridiculous. I'll take my chances with the brony fandom over most major religions or political parties. Time for an ice-cold soda!
 
2012-10-10 12:23:34 PM

orbister: BronyMedic: WTF?

Plushies?

Is "furries" the preferred term these days? Or maybe "speciesqueer"?


You're talking about multiple different fetishes. Plushie humpers are not furries. Hell, even most MLP cosplayers aren't furries, they do humanization of the characters.

Any of which aren't even shared by the MLP fandom. Someone liking clop art doesn't make them a furry. Someone being a furry doesn't make them an adult baby. And so on.

But generalizations are fun aren't they?
 
2012-10-10 12:50:56 PM

doglover: Mad_Radhu: doglover: Cpl.D: Sex with a horse? Oh, god. That's like the bat-signal to MLP people.

/ducks

Why would MLP people want to sex up Ducks?

Also, some Ducks I would like to sex up:

[cfbsection.com image 641x459]

White girls can't hot. :(

eldie: Doesn't anyone care about poor Ebony Ice, the 2 year old miniature horse who had her tailed tied to a pole, was traumatized and left injured and bleeding after being assaulted by this creepy guy? Probably indicates that he's also a child molester and racist. Couldn't or didn't desire to take on a white stallion, so he picks on little Ebony, the poor miniature black horse.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned about a horrible place called Alabama. . .


okay, I lol'd on that one. +1
 
2012-10-10 03:10:57 PM

BronyMedic: orbister: BronyMedic: WTF?

Plushies?

Is "furries" the preferred term these days? Or maybe "speciesqueer"?

You're talking about multiple different fetishes. Plushie humpers are not furries. Hell, even most MLP cosplayers aren't furries, they do humanization of the characters.

Any of which aren't even shared by the MLP fandom. Someone liking clop art doesn't make them a furry. Someone being a furry doesn't make them an adult baby. And so on.

But generalizations are fun aren't they?


I've an acquaintance who insists on the "fact" that every pony fan is a furry. I told him you can like Star Trek without being a Trekkie. I'm not actually sure how good a brony I am. I really, really dislike around 90% of the fandom and nearly every single one of the fandom memes/groupthink. (Derpy as delivery pone is about it, but she was named "Bright Eyes" back then.)

A pair of wings, a headband with ears, and a skirt/costume made out of paper bags is just kinda adorable. If that makes someone a furry, then all the catgirl cosplayers need to be re-categorized.

/asklyratheplushie is a hilarious tumblr
//My favorite version is using the Lyra plushie as a Halloween candy bag
///Making fun of the fandom is the best part about being in the fandom
 
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