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2012-10-09 06:12:32 PM
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FTFA: None of the participants in the courtroom - the judge, prosecutor and defendant Eric Steven Easley -- appeared satisfied with the result.

I guess not.
 
2012-10-09 06:23:18 PM
"And what can you say in your defense?"

".....The Aristocrats?"
 
2012-10-09 07:15:05 PM
The assault on the miniature horse occurred on Oct. 29, 2010. Wright said Easley went onto the property on Wilmer Road, tied the animal's tail to a fence post inside the horse pen and then sexually assaulted it.

It's not rape unless the horse says "Neigh".
 
2012-10-09 07:48:44 PM
Seriously, the guy is pleading "guilty" not because he is SAYING he's guilty, but he figures he will be farked if he pleads otherwise, and this way he can get off easy. No pun intended. Can't they deny his guilty plea? As an obvious attempt to get a lesser sentence? Is this not possible?
 
2012-10-09 07:49:01 PM
bang-on-wholesale.com
 
2012-10-09 07:49:38 PM
Are they pushing for some sort of achievement I've never heard about, is it because the moon is closer in October, wtf?.
 
2012-10-09 07:50:41 PM
Dammit. I just knew this was in Alabama as soon as I saw the headline.

Neigh means neigh.
 
2012-10-09 07:50:53 PM
Cowboy Bob?? HECK YEAH!!!
 
2012-10-09 07:52:20 PM
Isn't that when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore?
 
2012-10-09 07:53:19 PM
Came here for RD "Sex? With boys?" Pic, leaving sad.
 
2012-10-09 07:55:20 PM
I'm sorry, I was spent after "miniature horse, rape"
 
2012-10-09 07:56:02 PM
Deliverance II: The Alabama Story
 
2012-10-09 07:56:44 PM
well I know whenever I get out of jail for horse molestation all's I have is rape on the brain too.

However, I question why he waited until dark to rip her clothes off unless she seemed that unsightly to the admitted horse molester.
 
2012-10-09 07:58:29 PM

Molavian: Isn't that when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore?


If that's right, then what's a Rusty Venture?
 
2012-10-09 07:58:38 PM
Clark also said Easley had been receive mental health treatment before his arrest on the rape charge.

So. he was caught in say of?
 
2012-10-09 08:04:00 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-09 08:04:03 PM
Sex with a horse? Oh, god. That's like the bat-signal to MLP people.

/ducks
 
2012-10-09 08:05:31 PM
of course of course
 
2012-10-09 08:07:44 PM

Cpl.D: Sex with a horse? Oh, god. That's like the bat-signal to MLP people.

/ducks


Why would MLP people want to sex up Ducks?
 
2012-10-09 08:08:33 PM
"sexual abuse of a miniature horse"

BRONIES!
 
2012-10-09 08:09:30 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Seriously, the guy is pleading "guilty" not because he is SAYING he's guilty, but he figures he will be farked if he pleads otherwise, and this way he can get off easy. No pun intended. Can't they deny his guilty plea? As an obvious attempt to get a lesser sentence? Is this not possible?


seems like all the paychecks involved are willing to play ball and take the easy way out because the young lady involved - the rape victim - is not the mayors debutante virgin daughter. shame on the lot of them. i truly hope someone puts a bullet in this scumbags skull. he deserves it.
 
2012-10-09 08:10:50 PM

doglover: Why would MLP people want to sex up Ducks?


Because gay marriage is legal?
 
2012-10-09 08:11:22 PM
Ok, we've got the first two lines of the song

Oh sex with a horse
of course of course
 
2012-10-09 08:13:10 PM

KrispyKritter: seems like all the paychecks involved are willing to play ball and take the easy way out because the young lady involved - the rape victim - is not the mayors debutante virgin daughter. shame on the lot of them. i truly hope someone puts a bullet in this scumbags skull. he deserves it.


While I agree the defendant is a sick SOB, would you prefer that he walk entirely on the rape charge? If the prosecution can't locate the victim/witness and if she has credibility problems, then this is probably the best outcome they can expect.
 
2012-10-09 08:13:11 PM

Mad_Radhu: doglover: Why would MLP people want to sex up Ducks?

Because gay marriage is legal?


IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE!
 
2012-10-09 08:14:12 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Seriously, the guy is pleading "guilty" not because he is SAYING he's guilty, but he figures he will be farked if he pleads otherwise, and this way he can get off easy. No pun intended. Can't they deny his guilty plea? As an obvious attempt to get a lesser sentence? Is this not possible?


No shiat. I'm amazed he was plead down so much. My ex tried to plea with an Alford... the same as the guy in TFA, apparently: "I'm totally innocent, but I realize there's enough evidence to convict me"... after he asked the DA for a Prayer for Judgment, which says: "Yeah, I did it, but... it was totally a mistake... her face just kept hitting my fist!"

Yeah, amazed that multiple other charges were dropped for this guy... WTF?
 
2012-10-09 08:16:27 PM
Doesn't anyone care about poor Ebony Ice, the 2 year old miniature horse who had her tailed tied to a pole, was traumatized and left injured and bleeding after being assaulted by this creepy guy? Probably indicates that he's also a child molester and racist. Couldn't or didn't desire to take on a white stallion, so he picks on little Ebony, the poor miniature black horse.
 
2012-10-09 08:21:28 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Bit'O'Gristle: Seriously, the guy is pleading "guilty" not because he is SAYING he's guilty, but he figures he will be farked if he pleads otherwise, and this way he can get off easy. No pun intended. Can't they deny his guilty plea? As an obvious attempt to get a lesser sentence? Is this not possible?

No shiat. I'm amazed he was plead down so much. My ex tried to plea with an Alford... the same as the guy in TFA, apparently: "I'm totally innocent, but I realize there's enough evidence to convict me"... after he asked the DA for a Prayer for Judgment, which says: "Yeah, I did it, but... it was totally a mistake... her face just kept hitting my fist!"

Yeah, amazed that multiple other charges were dropped for this guy... WTF?


Alabama.
 
2012-10-09 08:23:11 PM

doglover: Cpl.D: Sex with a horse? Oh, god. That's like the bat-signal to MLP people.

/ducks

Why would MLP people want to sex up Ducks?


Also, some Ducks I would like to sex up:

cfbsection.com
 
2012-10-09 08:29:15 PM

Mad_Radhu: doglover: Cpl.D: Sex with a horse? Oh, god. That's like the bat-signal to MLP people.

/ducks

Why would MLP people want to sex up Ducks?

Also, some Ducks I would like to sex up:

[cfbsection.com image 641x459]


White girls can't hot. :(

eldie: Doesn't anyone care about poor Ebony Ice, the 2 year old miniature horse who had her tailed tied to a pole, was traumatized and left injured and bleeding after being assaulted by this creepy guy? Probably indicates that he's also a child molester and racist. Couldn't or didn't desire to take on a white stallion, so he picks on little Ebony, the poor miniature black horse.


Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned about a horrible place called Alabama. . .
 
2012-10-09 08:31:36 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-09 08:34:42 PM

Mad_Radhu: Also, some Ducks I would like to sex up:

[cfbsection.com image 641x459]


I'm with you on that one.
 
2012-10-09 08:35:15 PM

doglover: CapeFearCadaver: Bit'O'Gristle: Seriously, the guy is pleading "guilty" not because he is SAYING he's guilty, but he figures he will be farked if he pleads otherwise, and this way he can get off easy. No pun intended. Can't they deny his guilty plea? As an obvious attempt to get a lesser sentence? Is this not possible?

No shiat. I'm amazed he was plead down so much. My ex tried to plea with an Alford... the same as the guy in TFA, apparently: "I'm totally innocent, but I realize there's enough evidence to convict me"... after he asked the DA for a Prayer for Judgment, which says: "Yeah, I did it, but... it was totally a mistake... her face just kept hitting my fist!"

Yeah, amazed that multiple other charges were dropped for this guy... WTF?

Alabama.


Oh. Not that I know shiat about the Alabama judicial system. I suppose I should stipulate that the Judge in my case refused the Alford plea and threw the book at him, so it can (and should) be done. And, I'm in a 'dirty southern state where you can't marry your gay lover but cousins are A-ok', so there's that...
 
2012-10-09 08:36:01 PM
Alabama seems willing to stoop to anything,even rape and bestiality,to earn a Fark tag.....
 
2012-10-09 08:39:55 PM
Some folk'll never rape a horse. Then again some folk'll.
 
2012-10-09 08:43:34 PM
i182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-09 08:50:54 PM
This is completely farked up. RTFA and can't believe that this happens in my country. But, alas, it is a big place. But seriously "Easley pleaded guilty to killing or disabling livestock. His lawyer explained to him what that meant. "The horse is not able to procreate," defense attorney Robert F. "Cowboy Bob" Clark said." What the F*ck!
 
2012-10-09 09:04:55 PM
Courtroom sketch during the trial...

03.images.fireden.net
 
2012-10-09 09:09:39 PM
pwa.wrestlingx.net

DAD HOW COULD YOU?

/you should have shiat in their gym bags too
 
2012-10-09 09:16:30 PM
A link to the owner's business (these people have a LOT of little horses).

And a picture of the assaulted mare:

i.imgur.com

/can I get in trouble for posting a rape victim's photo online?
 
2012-10-09 09:32:31 PM
Reminds me of this. NSFW
Link
 
2012-10-09 09:35:13 PM

Counter_Intelligent: Came here for RD "Sex? With boys?" Pic, leaving sad.


Apparently her position on the matter is evolving. Will this do instead?

i.imgur.com

Maybe she just needs a HUG. Heterosexual Until Graduation.
 
2012-10-09 09:35:30 PM
Something for everyone? Miniature horses are ok but I prefer avacados.
 
2012-10-09 09:36:22 PM
i641.photobucket.com 

There you go, all fixed.
 
2012-10-09 09:42:04 PM
Came for creepy bronies, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-10-09 09:45:32 PM
Not posting this from county lockup. Totally wasn't me.

/neigh means neigh, dude

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-09 09:47:20 PM

Elegy: And a picture of the assaulted mare:

i.imgur.com


I prefer blonds.
 
2012-10-09 09:56:11 PM
PONY THREAD!!
 
2012-10-09 09:56:45 PM

jdbob: Elegy: And a picture of the assaulted mare:

[i.imgur.com image 250x200]


I prefer blonds.


'Cause they have more fun?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-09 10:03:10 PM
Of course the poni starts when I have no bukkit access.
 
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