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(Yahoo)   Meet Nick Gjoka, the world's biggest E.T. fan otherwise known as "The Last American Virgin"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 23
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2012-10-09 07:02:56 PM
The movie isn't even that good...
 
2012-10-09 07:04:09 PM
I hated that movie.


/have some balls, man.
 
2012-10-09 07:11:19 PM
I bet he can solve that stupid video game.
 
2012-10-09 07:12:54 PM
His virginity won't be intact after playing with this movie tie in:

www.pophangover.com
 
2012-10-09 07:40:00 PM

born_yesterday: I bet he can solve that stupid video game.


I came in to say "I bet the dude still can't get out of a pit without falling right back in."
 
2012-10-09 07:40:06 PM
 
2012-10-09 07:49:10 PM
Why can't vegans eat Reeses? All the insects thet get murdered in the peanut butter manufacturing process?
 
2012-10-09 07:51:30 PM
As a big movie geek I should like this film but I just don't. It has a great score though. And Drew Barrymore was haaaawwwwt.
 
2012-10-09 07:53:26 PM
I hated that movie.
 
2012-10-09 08:36:47 PM
does he do a Stone Cold Steve Austin voice and order hamburgers?

STONE COLD E.T.
 
2012-10-09 08:40:20 PM
>vegan

Some people just go out of their way to be hateable, don't they?
 
2012-10-09 09:04:31 PM

ReverendJasen: Why can't vegans eat Reeses? All the insects thet get murdered in the peanut butter manufacturing process?


Is there milk in the chocolate? I'm too lazy to look it up.
 
2012-10-09 10:06:13 PM
Does he have the Atari game?
 
2012-10-09 10:25:14 PM
Maybe they still use beetle-derived coatings to make the shells shiny? Or, if they're using wax for shininess, maybe it's animal-derived.

In any case...he's a whiny, difficult virgin.

/mmm, Reese's Pieces
//portable peanut butter
 
2012-10-09 10:29:26 PM
I was about 6 when ET and Gandhi came out and dragged to see both at the cinema. At the time, I thought they were one in same. It still happens, when I think of one I immediately think of the other.
 
2012-10-09 10:30:47 PM

Galaxie500: Maybe they still use beetle-derived coatings to make the shells shiny? Or, if they're using wax for shininess, maybe it's animal-derived.


I've heard that before. It's for a certain color of red, right?
 
2012-10-09 11:20:48 PM
cue German e.t. porn
 
2012-10-10 01:15:47 AM

uber humper: I thought they were one in same.


For all intensive porpoises, they are.
 
2012-10-10 08:17:49 AM
"I love Reese's Pieces but I'm a vegan so I can't eat them"

Ive never wanted to smack someone harder.
 
2012-10-10 09:58:12 AM
Someone submitted this in the "Alien Invasion" Photoshop thread a few days ago. it must be shared again...

photos.smugmug.com
 
2012-10-10 01:07:55 PM
I bet he's got some awesome radios.
 
2012-10-10 03:33:38 PM

LemSkroob: does he do a Stone Cold Steve Austin voice and order hamburgers?

STONE COLD E.T.


Jesus farking christ I damned near died laughing. This is the stupidest thing I've seen today.
 
2012-10-11 07:48:16 PM

uber humper: Galaxie500: Maybe they still use beetle-derived coatings to make the shells shiny? Or, if they're using wax for shininess, maybe it's animal-derived.

I've heard that before. It's for a certain color of red, right?

Carmine is an insect-derived coloring agent, but I'm not sure which color they get from it.
 
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